u/polohatty

If anyone from work asks if you have kids, always say yes even if you don't.

Maybe even offer a fake anecdote about your "toddler" every once in a while.

Why?

- more excuses to be late or leave early

- more acceptance and lenience from managers and coworkers who are also parents

- potentially less likely to be fired if the company thinks you have a family to feed (less likely since corporations don't give a fuck anyways, but you never know)

I'm trying hard to remember this restaurant I ate at a few years ago.

I want to say it was Pleasantville but I can't seem to find it when searching on maps.

It was a small restaurant with a small outdoor patio section and there wasn't much around it. But kind of say on the corner of a intersection, removed from whatever town it was part of.

I had their Mac n Cheese and it was some of the best I've ever had lol.