BaldoniLand: An alternate reality powered by copium where Baldoni's supporters live

Welcome to BaldoniLand, the magical land of delusion where Baldoni supporters can live comfortably and anything inconvenient to Justin Baldoni's narrative gets ignored!

In BaldoniLand:

  • Jed Wallace is just a nice guy innocently monitoring social media. Please do not listen to those voice messages. Don't look at those invoices. It's AI.
  • Bryan Freedman is definitely not a gang rapist. Please do not google his past.
  • Justin Baldoni is beloved by everyone he has ever worked with. Ignore the lawsuits. Ignore the people who have spoken out.
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are always on the verge of divorce. They have been for approximately 847 consecutive days. Eventually it will be true!
  • Ryan's movies aren't successful. Ignore the streaming charts. Ignore the #1 rankings. It's all a conspiracy.
  • Colleen Hoover adaptations are flopping and Hollywood hates her. Please disregard all those photos of her with the cast. TMZ cropped her out, and TMZ and the DailyMail are literally gospel here in BaldoniLand.
  • Taylor Swift is secretly writing songs about how much she loves Justin Baldoni and hates Blake Lively. Do not listen to the actual lyrics, or use critical thinking - critical thinking is scary, and we don't allow that here.
  • And whenever reality refuses to cooperate, simply announce that the mainstream media is conducting their own smear campaign against sweet innocent Justin Baldoni, Jed Wallace, Melissa Nathan and Bryan Freedman and escape to the safety of BaldoniLand.

BaldoniLand! Where it's always Blake Lively's fault!

u/poopoopoopalt — 8 days ago
▲ 117 r/ItEndsWithTruth+1 crossposts

Well so much for that new Baldoni supporter "theory." Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson are proudly marketing Verity with Colleen Hoover.

Baldoni supporters were insisting last week that Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson were refusing to be seen with Colleen Hoover. Wrong again, as expected and per usual. I guess they also conveniently forgot about Anne Hathaway getting photographed with Blake at the MET Gala a few short months ago 😂 they really believe these celebrities are as hateful as they are. Turns out Hollywood stars are not that pathetic, who knew?

u/poopoopoopalt — 15 days ago