u/professor_rage_2033

2026.10.05 🦾🤖🤬

I wish a Saint Bernard would bring me cocoa....

Get it now, friends! Almost sold out!

We are all here to happily help Aesop pay his mortgage.

We will aggregate and analyze the evidence we collected through screenshots and the Reddit API.

The data is horribly exciting, but also really discouraging to see a creative subreddit group including the moderators, behave so poorly.

When the mods banned us over a single comment from a victim that was bullied by the AesopRock subreddit for weeks.

Warmly,

Constantine Hantzis / Professor Rage Project 💚

Now 🤬 off ✌️

I must listen to Aes way more than 99% of you.

Maybe that's why I understand him better than the rest of you Aesholes 🤬✌️

Sorry I couldn't help myself 🦾🤖

Warmly,

Constantine / Professor Rage 💚

Aes has a super power where he's shitting on me, and I know he's shitting on me, but I accept it with gratitude 🙃🧠🦾🤖

One of my favorite shirts: Miami Lice, late August at Downtown Crossing in Boston, mAssachusetts.

"Let it in, let it in..."

Warmly,

Constantine / Professor Rage 💚

I just travelled two dimensions to get here and we are fucking exhausted 🤬🧠

We sent a message to Bill Murray in the altered reality we just departed from. But now we are here.

We have a message for Ian: I've attached evidence from Bill Murray's dimension showing our true intentions to connect you with Bill Murray and others.

We are cognitive researchers in a different dimension. We are tuning our frequencies but we are unsure if our message sent via inter-dimensional protocol (IDP) is being delivered or not.

We will continue broadcasting from time to time in an effort to reach Major Cigar and the other characters in the Aesop Rock Multiverse.

We know why you were lost... Aeso$p Ro¥k s1gn@l deegr@$d^¢¥^π√ind. 1an ba¥!tz we aRe Tπe HE✓p ¥©u$ reQu€sTed%√

[ Signal terminated ... ]

Interesting. For those who deleted your comments after you thought smarter and subsequently deleted them.

But here is the truth. Reddit doesn't remove notifications in the app. So while the public view says [ deleted comment ], I have the handles and summaries of the comments.

#RedditLifeHack

Warmly,

Constantine / Professor Rage Project 💚

🦾🤖💚

Looking for intelligent conversations, not the downvote mob. Any smart people want to chime in on your thoughts about why AI is bad (or good)?

Warmly,

Constantine / Professor Rage 💚✌️

Whether Spotify, Apple Music, your local mp3s. Anywhere you can take a screenshot on your mobile phone that shows your favorite artists or songs, please share in the comments 🤬🦾🤖

I've had a hard time the past few months connecting with established internet communities, and while I received reactions of skepticism of my authenticity, which is expected and correct when anything confusing like me shows up in your subs. Spewing chaos about universal truths and binary belief systems and how 86% of the population statistically cannot even comprehend what Aes is saying in his lyrics. I always understood him in a way that made me get bored very quickly immersed in the binary pleasures of modern day society. I existed there. I never lived.

AesSubreddit.hello(💚) please accept me as part of the uncluded. We are Constantine Hantzis / Professor Rage 🤬🖖

#cognitive_research #inspired #mental_illness #happiness

MK Ultra at Fairmont Copley Plaza, Boston, 138 St James Ave, Boston, MA 02116

7/21/26 3:30pm

https://maps.app.goo.gl/LKP4Ma7VDym7FDjHA

I was inspired this afternoon while listening to SKELETHON. I'm not an artist, but this is my creative expression 💚

Completed this AM. Adjust your perception to identify the easter eggs