u/realimmortal1113

I banged my girlfriends whale of a sister 24 times in one weekend camping trip and my bro hit it 21 times (out of 37 total condoms + 8-9 from my bro) i claimed the last condom and saved it for sleeping with my girlfriend one last time when i got back, we stranded her sister there at the camp site. Hours later after banging my girlfriend for the last time; I spun the tied off used condom in circles around my head like a cowboy with a lasso and flung it in a random direction, then after losing track of it in her super uptight politician parents house I prepared to dump her (as her sister was on the phone with her and i smelled a sisterly confession coming) , i was very quickly getting dressed as i said: "oops i dropped something, you" , I found out years later that it took her 6 hours to find the condom, to this day I can't stop laughing every time I think of my ex panicking while looking for my sperm. For that last banging i gave her; she got the banging of her life.

I banged my girlfriends sister 24 times in one weekend camping trip and my bro hit it 21 times (out of 37 total condoms + 8-9 from my bro) i claimed the last condom and saved it for sleeping with my girlfriend one last time when i got back, we stranded her sister there at the camp site. after banging my girlfriend for the last time I spun the tied off used condom in circles around my head like a cowboy with a lasso and flung it in a random direction, after losing track of it in her super uptight politician parents house; i dumped her!! (her sister was on the phone with her and I smelled a sisterly confession coming) , I was very quickly getting dressed, found out years later that it took her 6 hours to find it, i can't stop laughing every time I think of my ex panicking while looking for my sperm. For our last bang i gave her the banging of her life.

Lol sometimes the truth is harder to write out and I cried for 8 days while psychic forces from Afghanistan manipulating the situation and I knew that Noone would believe a 9 year old. So I prayed to God and astral projected and sent bad feelings to the people loading up on the planes and to the towers and to the Pentagon. And I got several people out of harms way by sending imagery, Al quida used me to manifest because I was already manifesting whenever I wanted and they spotted me, I manifested Harry Potter/Pokémon/magic the gathering and a Lot of other things including the original recipe for orange Fanta. I am the secret calculator for manifestation, I'm illuminati and deep government my whole life.

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I once span a tied off used condom in circles around my head like a cowboy with a lasso and flung it in a random direction, losing track of it in her super uptight politician parents house, it took her 6 hours to find it, i can't stop laughing every time I think of my ex panicking while looking for my sperm.