u/redditindisguise

Identify the horror or Halloween character from their tombstone epitaph.

• $200 HERE LIES _____. Being dead never bothered him. Getting someone to say his name three times was the hard part. >!Who is Beetlejuice?!<
• $400 HERE LIES _____. Dreams were his workplace. Stripes were his style. He probably should've kept those gloves to himself. >!Who is Freddy Krueger?!<
• $600 HERE LIES _____. He never called it murder. He just wanted people to appreciate their lives. He always wanted to play a game. >!Who is Jigsaw?!<
• $800 HERE LIES _____. She kept her sisters in line, her one-eyed spell book close, and Billy Butcherson very, very angry. >!Who is Winifred Sanderson?!<
• $1000 HERE LIES _____. All work and no play made him a dull boy. He should've stayed out of Room 237. >!Who is Jack Torrance?!<

Solve the clue, then use the answer's first and last letters as a chemical symbol to identify the element.

• $200 – This 1942 film stars Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman in wartime Morocco >!What is calcium? (Casablanca → Ca)!<
• $400 – Lucy Pevensie first enters this fantasy world through a wardrobe in C. S. Lewis's famous series >!What is sodium? (Narnia → Na)!<
• $600 – This James Cameron film takes place largely on the moon Pandora >!What is argon? (Avatar → Ar)!<
• $800 – This 2018 Marvel film follows T'Challa as he returns home to Wakanda to take his place as king >!What is bromine? (Black Panther → Br)!<
• $1000 – Anthony Hopkins won an Oscar for playing Hannibal Lecter in this 1991 Best Picture winner >!What is tennessine? (The Silence of the Lambs → Ts)!<

Nice, well, me too!

Imagine showing up to a field, kicking a ball around with folks, laughing when you miss a wide open net because who cares. This is what I’m looking for and open to organizing if it doesn’t already exist.

I am not looking for a paid indoor league, nor to be the next Messi, just to have some fun. I’m thinking weekly gatherings whenever the weather is nice, probably on weekends but open to a weekday night too.

Please let me know if you‘re interested. Will provide orange slices.

That movie was absolute dog water. A million plotholes. The world‘s worst game of hide and seek that never needed to happen.

Clearly they bought favorable reviews on RT. There’s no way any honest person of sound mind could rate that movie 5/5 stars.

It’s time for the real Disclosure Day. Audiences deserve the truth.

EDIT: To the Spielberg stans and bots in the comments, yes I will waste my life making this 2-minute post. Yes, this is my life’s focus. No, I will not go outside ever!

• $200 – Wanted: someone to make horseshoes, nails, tools, and other iron goods in a hot forge >!What is a blacksmith?!<
• $400 – Wanted: someone to make and repair shoes, boots, and other leather footwear >!What is a cobbler?!<
• $600 – Wanted: someone to make men's hats, including fashionable felt hats >!What is a hatter?!<
• $800 – Wanted: someone to make barrels, buckets, and casks from wooden staves >!What is a cooper?!<
• $1000 – Wanted: someone to make and repair wooden wheels for wagons, carts, and carriages >!What is a wheelwright?!<

• $200 – This 1975 blockbuster about a killer shark was released in June and became the first summer movie megahit >!What is Jaws?!<
• $400 – This annual astronomical event usually occurring around June 20 or 21 gives the Northern Hemisphere its longest day of the year >!What is the summer solstice?!<
• $600 – This long-running music and arts festival traditionally takes place each June in Tennessee >!What is Bonnaroo?!<
• $800 – In June 1215, King John agreed to this foundational English document limiting royal power >!What is the Magna Carta?!<
• $1000 – This line of latitude receives the most direct sunlight during the June solstice >!What is the Tropic of Cancer?!<

• $200 – Players toss bean bags at a raised board with a hole in this popular backyard game >!What is cornhole?!<
• $400 – In this fast-paced game, teams hit a small ball off a round net stretched like a trampoline >!What is Spikeball?!<
• $600 – In this game, players throw bolas connected by a rope at a three-rung target >!What is ladder ball?!<
• $800 – This game involves throwing a disc at a bottle balanced on top of a pole >!What is Polish horseshoes?!<
• $1000 – This Swedish lawn game involves knocking over wooden blocks before toppling the “king” in the center >!What is Kubb?!<

Note: For $600, we also accept: >!ladder toss or ladder golf!<. For $800, we also accept: >!Spanish horseshoes, frisbeener, French darts, frisnok, or beersbee!<

• $200 – This 1963 Beach Boys hit begins with “If everybody had an ocean…” >!What is “Surfin’ U.S.A.”?!<
• $400 – Kate Bosworth stars as Anne Marie, a surfer chasing the Pipeline Masters in this 2002 film >!What is Blue Crush?!<
• $600 – This two-word phrase refers to a surfer hanging all of their toes off the front of the board >!What is hang ten?!<
• $800 – Nazaré, known for some of the biggest surfable waves on Earth, is located in this European country >!What is Portugal?!<
• $1000 – This actor played surfer/bank robber Bodhi in the 1991 cult classic Point Break >!Who is Patrick Swayze?!<