u/rwol8690

traitless: croakley. while I do find myself being more irritated with things like r.ost and henry, I feel like from a design standpoint croakley is worse due to his slow lasting a full minute which essentially cripples your units even long after you defeat him. could probably be swapped out for wild doge though

red: hackey. I was initially considering professor a for this, but then I played bathtub of whimsy

floating: pterowl hazuku. You could argue brollow should be here instead but I genuinely have not beaten a single stage featuring this bird because of the sheer backline support he has

dark: razorback. I know he gets hard countered by bombercat but if that one cat is almost the only way to defeat this monster then I have to ask what the point is

metal: metal doge. I wanted to put sir metal seal here so bad, but then I thought about it and realized metal doge has much worse usage; either you bring a critical hitter into your loadout for a fucking peon or you painfully wait to kill it normally

angel: winged pigge. fuck you.

alien: star peng. I don’t actually hate any of the aliens all that much, star peng just happens to be my least favorite due to atrocious scaling

zombie: zuche. A zombie peon should not have this much speed and pushing power. he gets a bit of breathing room due to not being used super crazily, but still

relic: sir rel. how the fuck does a PEON end up having more dps than a fucking cyclone when it ends up spammed every other stage that includes it

aku: fallen bear. Lot of good contenders for this spot, but fallen bear happens to be the worst of them with what I’ve played through due to his sheer pushing power. the only reason midnite d isn’t here is because I haven’t fought enough of him and I didn’t struggle with him in the aku cyclone fight as much as I thought I would

this is obviously satire btw

(hint: look at the lefthand side)

for fairness sake, the missing characters will be eligible for this, even if they won’t actually be there to compete