Fission.inc Grand Opening!

Opening a new business in Splatsville for some better income. Here at Fission.inc, We aim to sell a wider range of weapons than the usual stores such as Ammo Knights, as well as selling them for cash rather than licences for if you want a different payment method. We also sell our own brand of weapons that can be used in battles. Also, we host special Salmon Runs from time to time, where you can bring a group of up to 20 (Much to the dismay of Grizzco, they've sent us a few letters already)

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u/shark_6769 — 4 days ago

Full Job Application text for if anyone wondered what it said

My character's hand is in the way a bit, but it's fine

u/shark_6769 — 14 days ago

Hey there..

The name's Valka. Valka Chernobyl. That's not really my last name, but I'll get onto that later. I moved onto an apartment in Splatsville a few years ago, and before that I lived on my own near some old nuclear reactor in Alterena. Apparently all that time living there made my ink highly radioactive, but somehow didn't kill me. Apparently my ink also contains a lot of lead, which makes it manageable to be around, so I can still do Turf Wars and stuff without being classed as a bioweapon. The "Chernobyl" thing comes from some old place the humans built centuries ago, and people started nicknaming me after it for some reason. People say I also seen to have an accent that comes from there, which is a little strange I guess. Anyway, that's basically my whole backstory. This photo's one of my many outfits, but I haven't gotten a picture of those yet, so I'll get back to you with them some time. I live in an apartment now, as I said earlier, with my pet scrapper, who I managed to tame a while ago. I let him keep his little vehicle, just because it's funny watching him drive it around the place. The neighbors get pretty annoyed about the engine noises at night, but that's their problem, not mine.

u/shark_6769 — 18 days ago

Splatoon would literally be a perfect game if it wasn't for matches like these

Unbalanced matchmaking, losers with OP weapons, terrible abilities and absolutely shite maps. The full Splatoon experience

u/shark_6769 — 30 days ago

Now has three barrels and weighs a ton when filled with water. It's probably best to only fill each barrel one quarter of the way to avoid breaking, but at least it tri-shoots now. May add colour in the future, but it's a little awkward since I'll probably have to use paper. Also, I found an old water bottle of mine that has somehow been perfectly molded by the dishwasher to have the perfect hand grip to be used as a slosher (2nd image)

u/shark_6769 — 1 month ago

It's made out of recycled stuff, and it works like the slosher even though it looks like the splattershot

u/shark_6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 7 r/Splatoon3+1 crossposts

If my Octoling was a boss in Splatoon 4

Boss name: Valkia

Has two encounters with both encounters giving her different looks (Image 1 is encounter 1, image 2 is encounter 2)

Music could be a based off of No Quarters (plays during battles in Splatoon 3) and Soda Popinsky's theme from Punch Out Wii

1st encounter attacks:

  1. Will run around the map and shoot ink bombs at you, like the ink bombs from regular battle mode but faster and more rollable

  2. Will spin around in the center of the map, spraying ink out everywhere

  3. Special attack- Will jump up into the air out of sight and stay there for a bit, shooting missiles down at you that come with indicators showing the area they will cover

  4. Special attack- Will take out two of her bomb-throwing weapons, firing them at you with increasing speed like a gatling gun while staying in place

2nd encounter attacks:

Boss can now use octopus form (like regular players)

Keeps all attacks from encounter 1, with added attacks for encounter 2

  1. Will turn into octopus form and travel in a spiral shape around the map, leaving a trail of ink and harming the player of touched

  2. Will turn into octopus form and travel in straight lines across the map, bouncing off the walls and leaving a trail of ink and harming the player if touched

  3. Healing move- can take out a can of soda when at low health (like soda popinski) and drink it, healing 25% health

  4. Special attack- Will turn into octopus form and charge at the player, popping up in front of them and trying to punch the player with the butt of her gun. This triggers a QuickTime event in which the player must spam a button in order to block or dodge the attack. If failed the player will be knocked to the ground and immobilized while the boss heals herself and taunts the player.

u/shark_6769 — 30 days ago

Just thought it would be cool if anyone wanted to draw my character. Her name's Lilith, and she's supposed to be quite full of herself, as well as kind of evil sometimes

u/shark_6769 — 1 month ago