Life For Rent - Chapter 1 [of 3]

Summary: There was a solar storm, one of the biggest ever, and everything changed. Suddenly Clark Kent doesn't exist, Martha and Jonathan Kent live in a small apartment in Smallville and everywhere there's an unscrupulous prick who calls himself Ultra Man. H. G. Wells turns to the only person who can help - Lois Lane. Again.

Lois finished another Cosmopolitan and stared at the bottom of the glass.
"Hmmm, whoa, empty." She sounded disappointed.
She was about to order another when an older man in a tailored brown suit sat down next to her. Lois studied him and then the bar, which was fairly empty at this late hour. Or early depending on how you look at it. Then back to him.
"I think that's enough."
"Who died and made you my boss? I want another one." He held her hand gently and firmly, preventing her from summoning the bartender.
"Miss Lane-Kent, please." She looked at him in shock for a moment.
Her eyes suddenly filled with tears. She looked for a moment in the mirror behind the bar. The man next to her was silent, giving her a chance to come to her senses.
"No one calls me that anymore, not since..."
"Since the solar storm a month ago." She nodded silently. "Many things are not as they should be." She looked at him.
"I would say. Superman does not exist, and has never existed. In his place there is only this creature... Kal." She emphasized the name, "And my Clark is gone."
"I noticed."
"Well, you're the only one. Well, besides me."
"I know what my excuse is. What's yours?"
"I was unconscious, in the hospital. I woke up expecting to find Clark gnawing around me and instead my father appeared to give me orders."
"I think I might be able to help. Maybe."
"I don't even know who you are."
"My name is H.G. Wells. I'm a time traveler." Lois laughed.
"I must have really had too much to drink. I think I'll go."
"Ms. Lane, I'm telling you the truth." She looked at him. "Give me ten minutes. What have you got to lose?" Lois watched him for a few moments.
"Okay, you have five minutes." He nodded.
"I travel in time. Originally my time machine was the size of a room, but I met a scientist in a world much more technologically advanced than this and we made the machine much smaller." He showed Lois a large gold pocket watch and opened it.
On the face of the clock was another small clock that showed a date. The man turned the watch inside the golden case. The back of the watch was smooth.
"On the face of the clock I set the exact time to which I want to move and on the back of the clock I choose the location. I move not only in time but also between universes."
"I thought only Kryptonians had the technology to do that." He smiled at her.
"One thing I've learned in my travels, anything is possible."
"So, what brought you here?" The man put the watch back in his vest pocket.
"The first time I moved between worlds it was between my world where Lois Lane disappeared, and Kal El was not Superman..."
"Was he a criminal like here?"
"No. But he was in trouble. In the only world I was able to move to, Superman died in a battle against Doomsday and never came back to life. Together with the Lois of that world, we managed to fix both universes. Then I discovered other worlds I could move to, worlds that needed my help. That's how I came over here."
"I don't know how you can help. I can't even get his attention for more than a few moments."
"I'm afraid it's too late to affect him now."
"And that's supposed to help?"
"When I got here, I was trying to figure out what was the point where everything changed. Your Clark ran away from home once."
"Yes, he was in high school. He blamed himself for the accident that happened to his mother." Wells nodded.
"And that's the point where everything changed. Originally your cousin, Chloe Sullivan, found him in Metropolis and two months later told Lana Lang about it..."
"Who confronted him and started a chain of events, at the end of which he returned home."
"This solar storm, what caused it?"
"An experimental communications satellite developed jointly by Lexcorp and Galaxy Communications. It caused problems all over the world, that's why I was in the hospital. Clark had to throw it into the sun. At least, that's what he was going to do before I passed out."
"I think that solar storm caused Chloe Sullivan to not find Clark in Metropolis. I went back in time to the point where she was supposed to find him, and she misses him by seconds."
"Then get back there! Make her see him!"
"I can't do it, but you can."
"But..."
"You don't remember? You were the one who took Chloe to Metropolis."
"Oh… you're talking about then." She looked at him determinedly. "What should I do?""And what will the general say about you being here?" Lois smiled at Chloe, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.
"He would never know." Chloe laughed.
"Okay, so where are you taking me?"
"Kaylee hasn't stopped talking about this place." They walked down the street. Chloe could see the line in the distance. "I still can't believe she managed to get accepted to Matt-U."
"I still can't believe she's graduating next year." They both exchanged a smile. "Atlantis?" Chloe looked at the sign.
"Turns out it's the hottest place in town."
"Will they let us in? We're not exactly of legal age."
"Leave it to me."
The guard at the door glanced appraisingly at Lois and didn't even look at Chloe. It helped that Lois was wearing a black leather mini skirt and a leopard print semi-sheer tank top over a black bra. She was also wearing a black leather jacket that was currently rolled off her shoulders. She was wearing black high heels. On the other hand, Chloe wore tight jeans and a green shirt with a boat neckline that exposed her shoulders. Even with her green platform shoes she barely reached Lois's shoulder. The guard opened the silver velvet rope and allowed them both to pass. Lois gave him a five-dollar tip.
The place was amazing. Busy, noisy with rhythmic and innovative music. Lois and Chloe stood at the bar and ordered drinks.
"Wow!" Chloe exclaimed.
"Exactly." Lois said with a smile.
"Hey, there's Kaylee!" Chloe happily waved to their cousin who was on the other side of the club with some friends.
Someone pushed Lois into the bar. She gasped and blinked. A bright white light dazzled her for a moment. Lois stared ahead. What? What happened? It worked? Wow, she had a bit of a headache suddenly and her body didn't feel quite right. She looked at the mirror in front of her. What exactly happened?
"Lois? Are you okay?" It was Chloe and she looked so young, a real girl.
"I... I'm fine. I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
She rushed to the bathroom, miraculously the place was empty. Lois looked in the mirror and saw Wells, but he wasn't behind her. She hurried and locked the door and returned to the mirror.
"Wells? What's going on here?"
"You are in your younger version’s body."
"Yes, I noticed. This is not what was supposed to happen!"
"It's probably fallout from the solar storm."
"What? What am I supposed to do now? I really don't feel like going back to high school. I couldn't stand high school the first time!"
"Ms. Lane..."
"You're right. I need to concentrate. Is this the night Chloe is supposed to find Clark?"
"Yes."
"Then I'll focus on that, and you'll find a way to get me out of here!" The apparition of Wells in the mirror nod.
Lois rushed out and joined Chloe and Kaylee who dragged her to the dance floor. Three hours later people in the club started to leave and Chloe and Kaylee were already tired. Lois finally gave in, and they left the club for the hotel room Lois had rented.
Chloe and Kaylee were sleeping, and Lois was standing on the balcony looking out at the city spread out below her. She remembered that day. In the previous round, Chloe noticed someone while they were dancing and left for half an hour. She came back a bit upset, and they left the club shortly after. This time Chloe didn't leave. The truth is that Lois didn't notice Clark either. And she searched. What will she do now? Clark had to go home!
"Miss Lane-Kent." She heard a voice behind her and turned back.
"Mr. Wells! He wasn't there!" Wells nodded, his fingers playing with the clock. "And I'm stuck here. Tomorrow the general will show up and drag me back to the base."
"Mr. Kent noticed Chloe standing by the bar. He quickly left." Lois bit her bottom lip, lost in thought. "That would have to be you."
"How, Mr. Wells? He doesn't know me; he has no reason to listen to me."
"You know the truth." She looked at him.
"No. No. That's a bad idea, Mr. Wells. If I've learned one thing from Clark, it's that you shouldn't mess with the past. There's always a price."
"Miss Lane-Kent, I tried to get you back to your time several times, it didn't work." She bowed her head. "I think whoever is directing my travels wants to keep you exactly where you are until the problem is fixed."
"But if I intervene, there is no way to know what else will change."
"So I guess the question is, are you willing to take the risk?"
"Clark wouldn't like that." She smiled. Wells smiled back.Lois, wearing a short, tight red mini dress, stood by the bar at the Atlantis club. She knew Clark had always loved her in red. He appeared half an hour later accompanied by a slutty blonde. To Lois's surprise he dismissed the girl quickly and stayed by the bar talking to the bartender. She waited for him to turn around and scan the club, and then she tossed the hair, flipping it and letting it go. When he looked at her, she felt his gaze like an electric touch and smiled to herself. Even from a distance of years, even when they had never met, he still managed to arouse her with a look. She wet her lips and slowly sipped her drink. Clark stood behind her, his hands imprisoning her. Her smile grew. She still didn't look directly at him. He was wearing a black shirt with the top buttons open; his long black hair was wild. Lois ran her tongue over her upper lip.
"I don't think I've seen you here before." She laughed sensually, tilting her head back. Their eyes met in the mirror.
"Is that your best opening line?" He smiled and Lois tightened her grip on her libido. He turned her to him and placed his hands on the bar beside her. Lois couldn't take her eyes off his face.
"Words are not my forte." He leaned in to kiss her, but Lois put her hand on his chest and pushed lightly. There was something lumpy through the fabric. His chest was not as smooth as she remembered. Lois kept a poker face and continued as if she didn't feel anything under her hand.
"I actually like words. For example, names. Like what's yours?"
"Everyone calls me Cal." Clark clung to her. "And your name, beautiful?"
"As if you really care." She moved away from the bar she was leaning on, and Clark moved away from her.
This girl interested him, he was intrigued. It had been a long time since anything had intrigued him like this. She was attracted to him, he knew it, he saw it in her eyes, he felt her body's reaction to him, but she didn't do anything about it. In fact, she was acting cool, playing hard to get. He didn't want to let her get away. He held her hand, preventing her from leaving.
"Where are you going?" She looked at his hand on her arm and then back at him. Her smile warmed.
"Outside." He pulled her back to him.
"Let's dance."
"What about the blonde you came with?"
"Who?" She gently removed her hand from his hand and placed it on his chest.
"You're cute, really, but I'd rather dance with a little more mature guy."
"Am I not mature enough for you?" She looked him up and down and back. Her smile grew. He held her hand on his chest.
"You're just a farm boy who ran away from home because life got a little hard." He tightened his grip, almost hurting her. "Cal."
"This isn't true!"
"I'll need my hand."
"Who sent you here? How did you find me?" He started to hurt her. Ignoring the pain, she pulled out a small note from her bra.
"Afraid I'll tell?" He opened his mouth, but she beat him to it. "I'll be here tomorrow." She handed him the note. Clark took it hesitantly. "Don't worry, Clarky," she whispered, "I'll keep your secret with me." Stunned, he let her slip away and before he could stop her, she disappeared into the crowd of dancers.

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u/shira-hazel — 9 days ago

A Hard Week's Night

 He's been fantasizing about a long shower and his bed for a few days. Diana had finally returned from Themiscra and Bruce, with legs not quite steady but head as hard as stone, was ready to get back to work. By the time he reached the door of his apartment, he already had his jacket in his hand and was starting to loosen his tie. He opened the door and froze in place. Something was different. The apartment looked the same as always, the same as he had left it, but something was different, he couldn't explain it. He had the feeling that someone had been in the apartment in his absence. He really didn't need it now. He scanned the entire apartment in every possible way; there was nothing to prove that feeling. Clark sighed and went inside. He must be imagining things, he had done the work of three superheroes in the last few days, and that was besides his work as Clark Kent, and he was taut as a spring. He closed the door, hung his jacket on the hook, and placed his glasses on the small table next to the door. He rubbed the bridge of his nose, trying to remember why he thought it was a good idea to wear glasses. Eyes closed, he walked by memory to the shower. He was about to turn on the faucet and stopped. Something was different. He went back into the kitchen and blinked at the bouquet of flowers on the island. Where had it come from?

The apartment door opened and Clark turned to see Lois coming in with two large, heavily loaded paper bags in her hands. Another bag was placed at her feet.

"Lois?" She looked at him in surprise for a moment.

"Oops..." she whispered.

"What are you doing here?" He ran a hand through his hair.

"Can I get some help here, Smallville?"

"Yeah, sorry."

He walked over to her and picked up the three bags in his hands and placed them on the kitchen counter. Lois closed the door behind her and when he turned to ask her again what she was doing here, she kissed him and kept him busy with the kiss for long minutes.

"Hmmm..." she said, licking her lips as she finally released him.

"Lois?" She looked at him again, considering, then kissed him again.

Every time he tried to say something she kissed him until he decided to give up and kissed her back. She smiled and took his hand and led him to the shower. She kissed him again.

"To the shower." He opened his mouth to say something and she kissed him again. "To the shower." She held out her hand and Clark undressed and gave her his clothes. She kissed him again and he got into the shower.

He hadn't expected her, but the fact that she was in the apartment made him feel safe and took a lot of the stress out of him. She made it clear that she was in charge now, and after a week of dealing with Bruce and a whole bunch of criminals, of making life-and-death decisions at every moment, it felt so good to give Lois control of his life. The warm water flowed over him, and Clark let it wash away the tension and stress of the last few days. He let go of everything, letting the sounds of the city pass over him. He narrowed his world to this shower, the water flowing over him, and the quiet sounds Lois was making in the apartment. He didn't try to understand what she was doing, but the fact that she was around calmed him down. He got out of the shower and put on the clothes she had left for him. He dried his hair as she entered the shower with a smile. He smiled back. She put her hand on her waist and looked him up and down, then walked over to him and hugged him. It was exactly what he needed. To hold her in his arms, to smell her, to feel her close to him. He thought of nothing but her, the touch of her skin on his hands, the feel of her hair on his cheek, the warmth that emanated from her and enveloped him. He didn't even notice the contented, satisfied sigh that escaped him. Lois smiled at his chest and moved away from him a little. She placed her fingers on his mouth.

“Are you hungry?” He shook his head.

She kissed him and took him to bed. She laid him down and covered him with a blanket. He took her hand and gently pulled her to him. She smiled and kissed him but didn't get into bed with him. She closed his eyes, kissed them and left. Clark didn't want her to go. Just when he decided to accept the fact that she wouldn't join him and he would have to sleep without her, Lois got under the blanket and clung to him. She had changed clothes and was now wearing one of her flannel pajamas, he could feel it. She turned off the light and Clark just held her happily and fell asleep.

Lois looked at him with a smile. She had planned to get the apartment ready for his return, but he arrived before she could do anything but put the flowers in the vase. When she entered the apartment and saw him all her plans flew out the window. Someone who didn't know him like she did wouldn't see how tense he was, but Lois knew him. She knew he wasn't tired, if he was physically tired, he wouldn't be standing, he would already be lying on the couch, not staring at her like that. When she kissed him and he didn't kiss back, she knew exactly what he needed. He needed someone to take care of him, for a change. It took him a while to figure out what she was doing, Clark always did things at his own pace, and from the moment he did he was completely cooperative. And it worked. She saw it when she got into the shower and he was dressed. He was much calmer. When he gently asked her to join him, her heart warmed, she hadn't expected it otherwise she would have changed clothes while he was in the shower. Her effect on him surprised her every time. The calmness on his face now was all she could ask for.

  

If he fell asleep with Lois curled up in his arms, he woke up around midnight with her, as usual, spread out all over the bed and mostly on him like a starfish. Her hair was in his face and Clark couldn't help but chuckle. He brushed her hair out of his face with his left hand, the only part of his body that Lois couldn't reach. He could never understand how she always managed to do that and steal the entire blanket. Brushing her hair away from him, he exposed the back of her neck and planted a kiss there. That was enough for her to turn her head towards him, her hair covering her face and she was looking at him with narrow eyes. She blew on her hair trying to move it and Clark, smiling, brushed the hair away from her face.

"You're not supposed to move."

"No?"

"You should lie down like a good mattress and not move. Preferably with your eyes closed."

"I'm a mattress now? Does that mean you're a blanket?"

"No, I'm Lois." She kissed him, "Why are you awake?"

“Not tired anymore?” She shifts, settling more comfortably on top of him. Resting her chin on her hands folded on his chest.

"Hungry?"

"Not really. I'm pretty happy with the situation right now."

"Very good. It suits me too." He took a deep breath, and she rose and fell with his chest. She smiled, "That was fun, do it again." Clark laughed and Lois vibrated. "Ooh, that's even more fun."

"Now I'm an amusement park’s fixture?"

"No, just a mattress with upgrades." Clark laughed again and Lois vibrated again, a big smile coming across her face.

"Hmm..."

"Yes?"

“I'm asking as a mattress,” she nodded, signaling for him to continue, “Does one of my upgrades include the option to hug you? Just to keep you from falling, of course.” Lois considered the question.

"I think I can live with it. In fact, I think I have to insist." Clark hugged her with a smile. She rested her head on his chest, sighing contentedly.

"Lois?"

"Hmmm?"

"Thanks."

"Clark, you're a mattress now, not a carpet." He laughed again, Lois vibrated again.

"What was in the bags you brought?"

"Since when do mattresses ask questions?"

"You're right, sorry."

"And don't use X-ray vision!"

"Since when do mattresses have X-ray vision?"

"Exactly!" He kissed her head.

"So, what am I supposed to do, as an obedient mattress with upgrades?"

"Exactly what you're doing now, only without talking."

He closed his eyes again, immersed in her scent, in the sound of her heartbeat, he fell asleep without realizing it.

  

Lois opened her eyes and immediately noticed that something was missing from the bed.

"Hey! Where's my mattress?" She called out toward the kitchen, from where noises were coming.

"Making your breakfast." He called from the kitchen.

"Aha, you're not supposed to get up before me! Get back here right now!" A dish towel landed on her face.

“Time to get up, sleepyhead.” Lois grabbed the towel and sprinted to the kitchen.

Clark was standing by the stove, frying eggs and bacon and making pancake batter. Lois crept up behind him and just as she was about to hit him with the towel he turned around, grabbed her and started tickling her. Lois couldn't stop laughing. Still holding the towel in her hand, she started hitting him. He grabbed the towel, took it from her and looked at her in triumph. But Lois wasn't going to give up that easily. She grabbed everything she could and started throwing it at him, eggshells and flour scattering all over the kitchen. Clark laughed but Lois found a wooden spoon and started chasing him around the kitchen island. Clark was standing on the other side of the island not allowing Lois to get close to him with the spoon. It was covered in flour and leftover egg whites. She tried to break the tie between them and go right but when she turned left, she slipped on some pancake batter dripping from the spoon and fell to the floor.

"Ouch." Clark came closer and stood over her with a smile. "Help?" He laughed and lifted her onto his shoulder. "Get me off right now!"

"I don't think so." When Lois tried to hit him with the wooden spoon, he snatched it from her, placed the spoon on the island, and then slapped Lois's butt.

"Oh! You didn't do that just now!"

"You mean that?" He patted her butt again, harder this time.

"You're going to pay for this!"

“That would require me to release you. How likely do you think that would be?” Lois grumbled. He went back to making breakfast.

"Get me off!"

"So you can hit me with a towel? I don't think so."

"I'll beat you with more than a towel if you don't put me down!"

"Want raisins in your pancakes?"

"I bought blueberries yesterday. If you drop me off, I'll show you where they are."

"It's okay, I'll find it." Clark opened the fridge and quickly found the plastic box with the blueberries. Lois tried to grab one of the dishes that was on the counter next to the fridge and before she could, Clark turned around, pulling her away from the dishes and patting her on the butt again.

"You're a caveman!" Clark patted her butt again, "A Kryptonian caveman!"

"Exactly!" He smiled, "Did you buy milk?"

"In the fridge." He took the milk out of the fridge, and she didn't try to grab a utensil this time, "Clark?"

"No, I'm not taking you down."

"The hair is getting in my face, it's unpleasant."

“Is this a plot to get me to take you down?” She fell silent. “Okay.” He walked with her to the bedroom and she grabbed a hair tie from the dresser and gathered her hair.

“Thank you. It would of course be much simpler if you had taken me down!” They returned to the kitchen.

“I like where you are.” Lois suddenly grabbed his butt, “And you probably like it too.” He smiled.

"I'm suddenly discovering all kinds of new things."

"A change in perspective does that for people."

“You’re still a caveman!” Clark laughed.

A few minutes later he finished cooking and put the plates in the oven when he was done.

"I thought we were having breakfast." She muttered.

“I think you need a shower first. Just to cool down that anger.” Lois’s eyes widened.

"No cold water! I'll be a good girl, I promise!"

Clark just laughed. He started by removing her socks and pajama pants and since her top was upside down on his back it was no problem for him to get her out of the pajama top despite her protests. By the time they got to the shower she was completely naked.

"Please, Clark, no cold water."

Since her head was behind him, she couldn't see what faucet he was turning on but she could hear the water running. He lowered her gently, placing her in the stream of water. Lois was apprehensive for a moment, but the water was just the right temperature. She was a little dizzy after fifteen minutes upside down, so she pulled Clark with force into the water. Clark was still dressed but he didn't get out of the shower but started to undress. Lois closed the shower partition when he finished undressing and looked at him with a mischievous look. He looked at her with a smile.

"What are you up to?"

Lois grabbed the sponge and squeezed it over Clark's head. The sponge was filled with cold water left over from his shower the day before. He hadn't expected cold water under the warm stream of water and Lois laughed at his expression.

"Didn't you promise to be a good girl?" She stuck her tongue out at him.

Clark pulled her into a kiss and Lois was happy to be close to him, he was so warm. He held her head gently and kissed her deeply, the water running over them, and Lois drifted into his kiss, her eyes closed and her leg lifted in the air. He released her mouth with a smile.

“Hmmm… delicious.” Lois said, her eyes opening cautiously.

"Wash your hair?" he whispered, not wanting to lose the sweet expression on her face.

"Yes, please."

“Now she’s polite.” Lois smiled at him and he put the shampoo on her head and began washing her long hair.

Lois wouldn't give it up for anything in the world. Clark's fingers were so big and strong they could be delicate and soft. If she hadn't leaned on him for support, she would have fallen because of the weakness in her knees. He left the shampoo in her hair and handed her the bottle. Lois smiled as if he had given her the keys to the city. She always loved playing with his hair; it was so soft. Soon they were both covered in shampoo. Clark kissed her and put them both in the stream of water, making sure to clean her hair of all the shampoo residue. When she opened her eyes, he shook his head, causing shiny drops of water to sparkle in all directions. Lois laughed and his smile grew.

 

Lois, wrapped in Clark's robe and Clark in red boxer shorts, sat at the dining table and ate breakfast. Lois, naked under the robe and feeling as if her entire skin was glowing after their shared shower, kept rubbing her leg against his, which caused mysterious smiles to appear on his face. They finished eating and reached the coffee stage. Lois leaned back, sipping the coffee Clark had made, and Clark grabbed her rubbing leg and placed it on his lap. Lois looked at him.

“Are you planning on repeating the caveman move? Because I really want to enjoy my coffee, please?” Clark smiled.

He began to massage her foot, and Lois quickly placed her other foot on his lap as well. Between sips she made little sounds of pleasure, almost purring like a cat.

"You spoil me too much."

"I can stop."

"No!" He laughed.

"Lois?"

"Hmmm..." Her eyes are half closed.

"Thanks for yesterday."

“You don’t have to thank me; it’s all part of the service.” He ran his hands over her ankles and she smiled. He released her legs and stood up, walking over to her. He lifted her in his arms without spilling a drop of her coffee.

"I do need to thank you. I know it's not easy being with me, that you're alone most of the time."

"Clark, you don't know how easy it is to love you. It's hard for me when you're not here. Yes, absolutely, but I've discovered that it's possible to live with someone whose calling is greater than yours by finding fulfillment in the life you've chosen. I love my job and my life and you're a part of it, a big and important part of it, but you're not my whole life."

"I'm glad to hear that." She giggled at the dry tone in his voice because the smile hadn't disappeared and she knew he wasn't hurt.

“And because I have a full life, I can try to surprise you and try to turn a tough week into something better. What surprised me was that it took so little. Giving you instructions, which I’m an expert at,” he laughed, “and a hug that I get better at every time.” She carefully placed the empty cup on the table, Clark leaning in with her so she could reach the table and then her arms wrapped around his neck.

"It wasn't just that." She raised an eyebrow, "It was the fact that you were here. You make me feel normal. A regular journalist who had a hard day's work and his girlfriend who is a joy to be with."

"You're not a regular journalist! You're an investigative journalist and you're good at your job." He kissed her. "And as much as I enjoy stroking your ego, you remember we have to pick up Jimmy and Lucy, and I still need to get dressed because my caveman stole all my clothes."

"You don't need clothes."

"I'm not going to visit your mother in a robe, Smallville!"

"You don't need a robe either, not in the next few hours."

“Hours?” He kissed her and the next thing she knew they were in his bed, naked. She giggled.

“Any special requests?” he whispered in her ear. Lois could think of a few.

 

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u/shira-hazel — 16 days ago

Rewatch Journal: Smallville 1013 Beacon

Summary:
Clark is surprised to see Martha on the news speaking at a pro-vigilante rally. However, surprise quickly turns to horror when he and Lois watch as Martha is shot in an attack on national television. Meanwhile, Lionel Luthor 2.0 reveals himself to the world and reclaims LuthorCorp from Tess and Oliver. Lois and Chloe decide to cheer Clark up by showing him videos from thousands of vigilante supporters professing their support for the Blur.

One note before we begin: The video clips of fans of the Blur that Clark, Chloe and Lois watch near the end are actual fans of Smallville who sent them into the CW in November 2010. The people in these clips are actual viewers of the series, so they say things that ordinary people in the world of “Smallville” could not possibly know.

It was a decent episode, sort of.

Tess gets strange looks, then Lois attacks her, and then Lionel Luthor 2.0 shows up in her office. Tess isn't having a particularly good day.

How did Lionel Luthor 2.0 manage to take over LuthorCorp? Even when Lionel Luthor 1.0 [who was murdered by Lex in Season 7] was alive, it was Lex who controlled LuthorCorp, not him. Lionel Luthor 1.0 died and was buried. Granted, only Lex and Clark attended the funeral [because Lex kept it private and didn't let anyone else come], but you can't bury someone like Lionel Luthor without anyone finding out. So, how did Lionel Luthor 2.0 take over LuthorCorp?

John Glover manages to say "Lutessa" several times without cracking up. He deserves an Emmy for that alone.

Lionel Luthor as a family man. Can I throw up now? And he knows everything about everything. Amazing.

I loved Chloe in the early seasons - I swear, even at her lowest points - but from Season 7 going forward, she just went downhill. The scene where she and Oliver are lying in bed - all soft-focus filters and warm, romantic lighting - made me groan in exasperation before they even opened their mouths. The dialogue didn't help matters.

Chloe’s laptop has a really ugly design.

I’m getting tired of watching Clark get tired of the struggle. This isn't my Superman - the one who never gives up, who believes in the human spirit. This whole episode is supposed to be the wind beneath his wings, spurring him on to fight for humanity. So, what was the last nine-and-a-half years? Dust in the wind? Life is a marathon, not a sprint. And he’s giving up on the home stretch? This "one step forward, three steps back" dance is just exhausting.

Look, the comic-book Superman has super-senses. In the comics - starting in 1986 - Clark doesn't undergo training at the Fortress; the Fortress is built only after Superman is already active and established as a beloved hero. It’s only in the 1978 movie that Clark trains at the Fortress before becoming Superman. He shouldn't have to find out about events from TV, radio, or newspapers; he ought to be able to hear protests taking place in Metropolis all the way from Smallville. The VRA issue is such a hot topic right now that there’s no way Superman wouldn't hear about an anti-VRA rally. He doesn't need Lois or the TV for that. It seems like the Smallville version of Clark doesn't even use his senses at a human level. He’s a journalist; he’s supposed to be aware of what’s going on. And it’s not like he’s out of touch with his mother, the Senator. Martha isn't just his mom; she’s also the repository of Kryptonian knowledge that Lionel Luthor 1.0 possessed before he died. So how is it that he doesn't know Martha came to Metropolis to speak at the anti-VRA rally she organized herself? And why isn't he at the rally?

Once again, Chloe is elevated to a near-divine, saintly status. In Season 8, she deliberately entered a destructive relationship to "protect Clark." That relationship directly caused the deaths of at least two people, as well as everyone Davis murdered while he and Chloe were on the run together. She killed Sebastian and Davis - all to "protect Clark." In Season 9, she undermined Lois and tried to kill Tess to "protect Clark," and then in Season 10, she is portrayed as a saint. Suddenly, she must stop "shielding" Clark; she left him for his own sake.

Martha’s speech at the rally was wonderful, but Clark doesn't need Chloe. What he needs is for the producers to let him show some backbone consistently, rather than just when it suits them. I agree that Chloe is part of Clark's family - she always will be - but he doesn't *need* her. The producers need her to serve as an obstacle that slows Clark's progression toward becoming Superman. She is someone who makes him doubt himself, encourages him to hold back at every turn, and prompts him to choose fear every time.

Oliver is dressing like the Unabomber.

The bullets were made of Kryptonite [not the first time Kryptonite bullets have appeared in Smallville; see notes], and Clark’s reaction is as severe as ever [it seems the only time he doesn't react to Kryptonite is when he's in those cages].

Lois is nervous around Martha. Her behavior reminded me of how she acted the first time she was in the Kent kitchen, back in the episode Crusade 401.

Ooh, quality time between Lionel Luthor 2.0 and Alexander. Ah, the memories. Alexander recalls how Lex pushed Lionel out of his office at LuthorCorp Tower. Good times. [Say, is it possible this is the same apartment the twins had in Idol, the one Lois and Clark slept in during the Pandora future-that-never-happened, and John Corben's basement in Metallo?] Alexander is completely unhinged - unsurprisingly. Somehow, Lionel is surprised to discover just how psychotic and dangerous his son's clone is. Clark wasn't at the rally. What made Alexander think he’d suddenly show up? Wouldn't it have made more sense to wait until Clark was actually at the rally before taking the shot? What if he was on the other side of the globe dealing with an emergency?

By all accounts, Lionel Luthor [from both universes] is an intelligent, cunning man. Yet, his conversation with Alexander makes him look like an idiot. Alexander isn't looking for someone to protect him; he wants revenge on Clark for some insane reason. I also don't get why Lionel doesn't just say to him, "Come on, let's come up with a saner plan to kill Clark" - maybe even throw in an inspiring story about Alexander the Great or Mussolini. Alexander doesn't care about family; he abandoned Tess. All he cares about is killing Clark.

Lois doesn't think small, does she?

Clark is really investigating the assassination attempt on Martha. I'm shocked.

And just like in the comics, Oliver gets ousted from his company. [Remember when Oliver and Tess merged their companies in Season 8?]

Clark isn't quite the leader he's meant to be yet, but he's getting closer. Tess does what she thinks is right, even if he disagrees with her.

Alexander is paranoid and trusts no one - not even Lionel 2.0 - and they wreck another set when Alexander burns down the mansion. [Don't worry, that mansion appears in other CW shows too.]

Clark collapses in the presence of green kryptonite - again.

Only the combination of Tess and Clark makes Alexander stop and think.

When Lois and Chloe work together, nothing stands in their way! It's a shame that doesn't happen more often.

Unsurprisingly, the VRA is no more. And a detail I forgot from the previous episode: Lieutenant Trotter and her men from the Department of Domestic Security were trapped in the virtual reality.

Alexander's memory has been wiped and he's dying, so why is Tess trying to kill him? This is a comic book world; couldn't they find a better way to try and kill Alexander than injecting him with cyanide? Oh, actually, they needed to show that he was invulnerable now.

Notes:
* Alexander seems to be right handed unlike Lex was.
* In the show, the VRA is repealed by a "national vote." However, because the United States is a republic, not an absolute democracy (see Art IV, Sec 4 of the US Constitution), there would be no such vote. Even if such a vote occurred, it would not be binding, but have no more weight than a national poll. Overturning a law would require Congressional action.
* Lionel 2.0 mentions to Martha 1.0 about the watch that his counterpart had given to her in Season 2's Insurgence; though he thinks that Jonathan must not have known about it, Jonathan actually did find out about it in Season 2's Suspect.
* The scene where Alexander throws a bottle of Scotch into the fire is very similar to what Lex did in Season 5's Reckoning and Season 7's Descent.
* This is the second episode to have Lois cooking perfectly. The first was Ambush when she cooked a turkey for Thanksgiving. She also mentions her cooking has improved somewhat.
* Martha's public speech to the citizens to vote down the VRA is very similar to Lois's speech to the crowd about the Blur in Season 9's Idol.
* Clark contemplates if he should wear glasses in this episode.
* This episode marks the third time (after Season 3's Extinction and Season 7's Apocalypse) that kryptonite bullets have been used with the intention of killing Kryptonians.
* Lionel Luthor 2.0 reveals to Oliver that he has spent the past few months reclaiming LuthorCorp assets, buying out Oliver's shares of LuthorCorp, and been welcomed back with open arms by the LuthorCorp board. This marks the end of Queen Industries involvement with LuthorCorp, which began in the Season 8 episode Requiem.
* Clark, Chloe and Lois re-open Watchtower after it was shut down in Icarus.

Quotes:
Tess: Clark was the one that changed everything for me. He can do the same thing for you.
Alexander: [to Clark] W-why would you want to help me? I'm your enemy. We've been locked in battle for years.
Clark: You're not locked into anything. You had something Lex never had, and that's Tess. She loved you.
Tess: I still love you. I do. And I know that I'm not perfect. But I'll always be there for you.

Alexander: No, Tess! I am done with all of you! [to Clark] And you. Always making yourself look better by making me look like some kind of monster!
Tess: You're not him. You keep blaming everybody else, but look who has the gun in their hand.

Clark: I want to be the man that you made that suit for.
Martha: Clark, you don't need a suit the be the world's hero.
Clark: Well, when I saw those people willing to defend me, it was inspiring. It got me to thinking that, in order for The Blur to be a true beacon of hope, maybe people need to see my face, too. I've been to the future, and I saw the hero that I will become to save the city. But I also saw me - I mean... Clark Kent - disguised behind glasses and a bad haircut.
Martha: Well, I'm sure you still looked very handsome.
Clark: Mom, I don't see how I can treat Clark Kent as a disguise. I mean, you and Dad raised me to be who I am right now - the real Clark Kent.
Martha: What's real is your strength and integrity and compassion. As long as you remain honest to those things, it doesn't matter what you wear or what name you go by, because... you'll always be my son.
Clark: So, you're saying that I should become that hero and step into the light?
Martha: Clark, you are the light.

Chloe: Lois! Why am I at my alma mater? How am I supposed to protect my heroes off the grid if I'm totally off everyone's radar? And what's with all the Woodward and Bernstein?
Lois: Actually, more like Perry and White. These are Perry's files.
Chloe: Oh. That's the smell of Old Spice and young ambition.

Alexander: I watched your body fall 40 stories. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Lionel 2.0: [sarcastically] Well, what father doesn't want to make his son happy.

Martha: This is for you.
Lois: Really? [opening the box, she finds a golden necklace]
Martha: When I first came into this house, I was the city girl, and Jonathan's mom was... particular. I didn't think I'd ever measure up to everything she'd been for him his whole life. But on our wedding day, she gave me that necklace, and said the thing she couldn't measure was Jonathan's happiness since he'd met me. But more importantly... you are a perfect fit for Clark. You inspire him.
Lois: I wish that I could inspire him a little right now. He just... he's losing hope. And I need to reach more people, but all of my journalistic jump shots keep getting blocked.
Martha: Did you know Perry White started out fighting for his causes as an outsider? He didn't think much of the conventional media, so he printed pamphlets out of a storage unit.
Lois: Storage unit? That is so low-rent and so rebel.

Martha Kent: These are difficult times. With heroes being painted as criminals, it's easy to lose hope. But if we don't speak up now, then when? [shouts of agreement] My father always said "life only asks of you what you can handle." Sometimes we can't do it on our own. That's why we need to join together in this crusade like a family. So that our united strength shines through the darkness like a beacon. [cheers] Inspiring others to find their voices. None of us is born to hate. We're taught to. That's why we need heroes, to remind us that we are all meant to fight for truth and justice. To take a stand against fear and hate. To go to the polls tomorrow and vote down the VRA! [among the crowd's cheers, a "vote down the VRA" chant begins] Vote down the VRA! Vote down the VRA!
Lois: [watching on TV with Clark] See? There's still hope.

Deleted scene:
Chloe: [appears on TV screen] Hello, Lionel.
Lionel 2.0: And who might you be?
Chloe: Oh. So you haven't quite figured out who everyone on this side of the mirror is, have you? Over here, I protect Clark. But I'm not the one stopping you today.
Lionel Luthor: And that would be...?
[Clark superspeeds into Lionel's office]
Clark: Lionel.
Lionel 2.0: You used to call me "sir" when you were my son.
Clark: That was another world that you chose to leave behind.
Lionel 2.0: True. Here I have another son. My own flesh and blood. Where is he?
Clark: Why? So you can force him to fulfill a destiny that you control? I won't let that happen.
Lionel 2.0: If you had the power to send me back, you would have done it already.
Clark: This world changed Lionel Luthor once and it will again. There's still hope for you. If you can let go of your hate, you may see your son again.
Lionel: You think I'm going to corrupt Alexander. No. I'm not the one who taught him to hate you, Clark, you did that.
Clark: Sometimes all we need is someone to believe in us no matter what. And that kind of faith is a beacon. It gives us hope and it gives us a guidance, sometimes even the courage to change. I'll never stop trying to help Alexander. Never.

u/shira-hazel — 1 month ago

Wild Horses - Chapter 14 [of 16]

The month of January has arrived. In one of the cold and snowy winters in the United States, the week in which President Lex Luthor delivered his speech to the nation was almost like spring. It was very cold, but the sky was cloudless, its blue so intense that Lois couldn't help but smile every time she looked at it. And she looked at them a lot in the last few days. Her short stay on the farm taught her to appreciate the open spaces of D.C.’s skyline. In the Congo and later in Gotham, she could barely see the sky.
After her confrontation with Bruce in the cave she insisted on helping the underground, actively participating in the plan to take down Lex. She didn't know what she was getting herself into. Bruce put her through a training course her father would have been proud of. The solutions that Lois found to the challenges he set before her surprised him every time. Bruce wanted her to wear a costume, but she made it clear that she wasn't going to be a superhero and that her biggest asset was the fact that people knew her. Lois quickly became a symbol of the resistance which worried Bruce but in the end she was right. No matter how much Lex tried to twist the information to neutralize her influence on the nation, Lois always pulled out something that caught him off guard. She was more unpredictable than the Joker and her optimism, determination and belief in the cause infected all the people she worked with. If Bruce somewhere saw the Birds of Prey as his soldiers, Lois showed up and proved him wrong. Oracle and the women she gathered around her became even more independent and even less predictable than Lois. And when Supergirl joined the celebration, well... Bruce decided to admit defeat.
Black Canary worked in the White House, Diana lived in D.C. as an ambassador, Supergirl did not stop in one place more than necessary, her every action restores people's hope and faith in Superman. Lois just made trouble. She appeared at the center of Lex's most important events humiliating him, embarrassing him, distracting him. And all this time Oracle was digging and looking for the information they needed. This week all this effort bore fruit.
A few weeks ago, Kara and Bruce found Perry White and Jimmy Olsen. They also discovered that the re-education camps were not in North Dakota but in Alaska on what looked like oil rigs. Perry and Jimmy were deemed unfit for re-education, but Lex couldn't let them roam free either, so he put them in the deep freeze. Supergirl moved both and all the freezing containers to the Fortress and the Fortress began the process of thawing them and bringing them back to life. They sent the other journalists home, leaving only a few people to man the rigs and give the impression that everything is normal.
But Canary and Oracle found the real treasure. Hidden deep within Lex's personal files they finally found the clip. Lex's ego wouldn't let him delete it and he watched the clip more times than any other clip. The Appalachian Massacre was not the only crime Lex had committed against the American people, and Oracle now had conclusive evidence that would stand up in a court of law. In addition, throughout this time Canary, according to Oracle's exact instructions, had buried code snippets in Lex's system, and now, in one fell swoop, Oracle was going to delete all of Lex's database. A database that also contained Superman's energy signature.
In recent weeks, Lois and the Birds of Prey have gradually taken down the pranks and acts of sabotage directed at Lex and his government, deliberately creating the impression that Lex's scare tactics are working and thereby encouraging Lex to enter into a sense of victory and complacency.
Lex Luthor was going to give his State of the Nation address tonight. The Justice League, the Underground, the Resistance, and Lois Lane were going to make sure this speech revealed a lot more than Lex intended.

 

It's a Tuesday in the last week of January and families all over the United States are sitting down in front of the television waiting for the State of the Nation Address by the President of the United States, Lex Luthor. The Kents and the families in the underground complex also sat down in front of the television. Clark was standing in the kitchen fiddling with the coffee machine. He didn't really want to hear Lex's lies. On the kitchen island were bills from the “Smallville Post” that he had to go through. It could have waited another day or two, but Clark preferred to manage the newspaper's bills than listen to Lex.
The symbol of the office of the president appeared on televisions all over the United States.
"Clark!" Jonathan exclaimed. "It’s starting!"
"Coming."
Clark looked at the bracelet on his hand and then through the window at the American flag flying proudly outside. Minutes passed.
"Clark!" Martha called. Something in her voice made Clark rush into the living room.
On the TV screen Lex Luthor's proud face was interrupted by static. His smug smile froze for a second before the transmission interference won out and the screen filled with a very familiar sight, at least to Clark. This was the background of the title of the Torch, the United States flag waving and in front and to the left the torch of the Statue of Liberty.
"What?" Clark asked, "What happened?"
"There were disturbances and..." Martha began, only then did Perry White sit down at the table that the camera suddenly contained. "Is it...?" Clark sat down.
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen." Perry said with a smile. "I am Perry White and until five years ago I was the editor of the Daily Planet. The rumours of my death were not only exaggerated but also false. In the next hour my friends and I will do our best to show you the true state of the nation and reveal the true face of the President of the United States, Lex Luthor.
"Uncle Sam and his Freedom Fighters," a familiar image that appears in wanted ads for Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters replacing the torch to Perry's left, "will do everything to ensure the continuation of our broadcast and I understand they are receiving close assistance from the Justice League.
"And if we're talking about the Justice League, let's start with the greatest hero of all, Superman." A picture of Superman replaced the picture of Uncle Sam.
The Kents exchanged glances, with Clark just shrugging. He hasn't been in contact with anyone from the League since Lois left. This whole broadcast was a big surprise for him too.
"And it is appropriate that we begin with Superman, since the event that caused Superman to leave the planet was the cornerstone of Mr. Luthor's great plan to bring order to the United States. A plan that received the full support of Congress and led to the nationalization of all media and a general mobilization against an enemy whose identity has not been clarified to this day. To that end, I'd like to invite one of the best investigative journalists I've had the honour of working with, Lois Lane."
Lois entered the broadcast and sat next to Perry, the image of Superman between them. Lois wore a red suit, her hair was elegantly pulled up and she looked professional, dignified, and alive.
Ella Lane, in Washington, DC, looked at her older daughter with a smile. Lois looked good, the ends of hair slipping out of the pins and sliding down the side of her face. Ella grabbed the remote and turned up the volume. Sitting next to her, Lucy smiled at her mother.
"First, maybe we should clarify something." Perry said.
"Yes, absolutely. Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters never kidnapped me." Lois said with a smile. "It wasn't necessary because I went looking for them the moment I knew they existed. I arrived at Metropolis, a reality I never expected to see in my nightmares. Soldiers with weapons at the gates of the Daily Planet. All my friends and co-workers are gone."
"And the first thing you did?"
"I went out to find Clark Kent, my fiancé." Her smile grew and her eyes shone. Clark smiled in response. "He updated me on everything that had happened since I disappeared in the Congo and as soon as I knew he was safe and protected I went to look for the underground. Neither of us believed that Superman was responsible for what happened in the Appalachians five years ago and I had every intention of proving it, bringing the truth to light."
"I was here five years ago, Lois. This terrible tragedy, in which 376 people perished for no apparent reason, has troubled the American public ever since. No one has been able to explain what happened there and Superman is not in the area and has not been in the area since to explain. The only survivor." Lois nodded.
"What happened in the Appalachians was terrible and what was even worse was that the victims of this massacre never got justice. No one ever investigated what happened there."
"Some would say it's obvious." Perry said.
"Yes, it's much easier to blame Superman who isn't here to prove or disprove things. But anyone who knows Superman would never believe that this man was responsible for what happened there. There was no reason for Superman to attack innocent people."
"I think you're a little biased." It was clear that Perry had taken on the role of the skeptic. "A few months before you disappeared in the Congo Superman lost control of his powers and it was only by luck that no one was hurt! And this was not the only time he lost control, or someone forced his will on him."
"And you forget that in every case Superman made sure to compensate everyone who was hurt, to evacuate the injured, to comfort the mourners if there were any and to repair any damage. And I think that in the final summary of things Superman did more good for the human race, the earth and everyone who asked for his help than he caused damage. I'd say Superman is more than entitled to the benefit of the doubt and is innocent until proven guilty. The bare minimum is to investigate and find out what exactly happened, don't you think, Perry?" Perry smiled at her.
"And I understand that's what you did."
"One of the first things I did, yes. I met Supergirl and she pointed me in the right direction. I couldn't investigate on my own for reasons I'll explain later but I got a lot of help from the Justice League. We found something in an unexpected place, a video clip. Someone filmed what happened..." Silence prevailed in tens of millions of households in the United States. "Our assumption? Only someone who knew this was going to happen could have filmed what happened and only someone responsible for what happened could have known it would happen. The quality of this video is incredible. I want to warn in advance that the video you are about to watch contains horrific events, it is an accurate record of what happened in the Appalachian Massacre. I suggest keeping small children away from television, these are particularly difficult events, and the experience will be traumatic. There is no doubt about that." She shook her head at the camera as a video was played.
... Superman landed near a chain wreck in front of a bridge. The point of view at first was far from the ground but the camera seems to be moving closer together with Superman to the area of the event. He started rescuing people from vehicles, keeping vehicles from falling into the mouth of an abyss. Since the bridge was the continuation of a main street in a small mining town, people rushed to help as much as they could. It was clear that there were many casualties, but no one was killed. The ambulances started to approach. Superman was at the center of it all trying to calm scared people and crying children and then it happened. Three medics who were standing next to Superman, trying to treat an injured pregnant woman, suddenly collapsed to the ground in what appeared to be excruciating pain. There was no sound in the video. The pregnant woman writhed in pain. Superman looked around, trying to find the source of their pain, and finding nothing. He rushed to help another group of people only for them to writhe in pain as well. The circle of suffering people progressed from Superman outward in ever-increasing circles. Superman's face was full of suffering, people were hurting around him, and he had no idea why and how to stop it, how to protect them. He stood there, people around him writhing in pain until they died on the ground, helpless. He looked up for a long time and then lifted off and flew away. The camera followed him. Wherever he flew, people died from immense pain. He flew faster and faster and disappeared ...
"In the name of Caesar's spirit," Perry said after a moment. "It's worse every time you look at it."
"Yes."
"But that doesn't explain what caused it..." he said. Lois nodded.
"The people in Glory Falls agreed to let scientists from Star Labs examine the bodies. The cars, the bridge, and the ground itself were also examined. In the area of the accident where it all started, nothing has grown since. The trees that were there dried up and turned black. Metals were electrified and distorted. The scientists who investigated the incident concluded that the area was attacked with concentrated microwave beams. After a complicated geometrical calculation, they found the source of the microwave beams in a geosynchronous orbit over the east coast."
"And what was it? An alien attack? A strange space phenomenon? An experiment gone wrong?" The picture between Lois and Frey has changed.
"A space satellite that the US government approved for launch a few months after Lex Luthor entered the Oval Office. Lexcorp satellite." She looked directly at the camera. "You can find the video and the full report by Star Labs scientists on the Torch website." The address of the blog appeared in clear letters at the bottom of the image.
Clark hurried and brought his laptop and opened the blog. Everything was there as Lois said. He also found a small, unapologetic note from Batman. It was quiet in the living room. He slowly raised his head and looked at his parents. They looked back at him worriedly.
"Dad?"
"Clark? Why didn't you tell us about all this?" Jonathan asked.
"I didn't know what Lois was planning..."
"We aren’t talking about that!" Martha said. "We're talking about what happened at Glory Falls!" On TV, Perry started talking about crime and unemployment figures, succeeding in bringing enthusiasm even to the dry numbers, but the Kents didn't care about that.
"Oh. Hmmm... there was nothing you could have done, and I saw no reason to worry about you and..."
"Son, you went through all this alone! You should have told us!"
"I..." Martha hugged him tightly.
"You saw all these people die…" Martha whispered. She looked at his face. Clark took a deep breath.
"I had to leave it behind, mother, I wouldn't have been able to get out of bed otherwise." Martha hugged him again.
"Oh, honey." Jonathan patted Clark on the shoulder.

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u/shira-hazel — 1 month ago

Rewatch Journal: Smallville 1012 Collateral

Summary: After being taken captive by the Vigilante Registration Agency, Clark, Lois, Oliver, and Dinah are released, but they soon find that not everything is as it seems.

I know the series is dedicated to Clark Kent, but this episode belongs to a different series, the one dedicated to Chloe Sullivan. Clark here is just a guest. Oh, and we stole from the Matrix. Like A LOT.

I hated the episode from the first viewing and it's not just because it's an episode that's very Chloe-focused but because it's so bad.

The screenwriter this time is Jordan Hawley. The average score for the episodes he wrote on IMDB is about 7.8.

Smallville has had problems with technology and science since the pilot, and I'm not talking about particularly sophisticated science. In the pilot episode, the meteors fall at different angles! Clark evaporates a flood when the dam bursts in episode 701 in seconds and there's no damage to the environment, no explosion of steam. Nothing. Tons upon tons of water that just disappeared in a second. That's it. Who cares about the laws of physics and conservation of energy? It's not that superhero comics don't ignore the laws of physics when it's convenient, but even comics would be ashamed to publish what this series calls science. The previous episode [which originally aired two months before this episode] ended with a completely illogical cliffhanger, and this episode continues from the same psychotic point. And from there it goes downhill!

I barely talked about what happens at the funeral in the previous review [I had a bit of an exhausting weekend, so the previous review was delayed and short] I'll get into it now. Superman and J'onn J'onzz, who are aliens, have different physiology than humans. Tinol won't affect Clark the way it affects Oliver, if it does at all [most likely not]. Bart and Arthur won't react the same way either. The Flash and Impulse in the comics break down painkillers too quickly for them to affect them. In the "The Flash" series, Barry Allen can't even get drunk. He must drink alcohol at a concentration of more than 100% to feel a little buzz. How did the government scientists manage to find a gas that would affect all the heroes in exactly the same way without experimenting on them? Even anesthetic gas doesn't affect humans in exactly the same way, and some people are allergic to certain substances. So how does the gas manage to make everyone lose consciousness at the same time and in exactly the same way? And if they have such materials, why do they need to put the heroes in a virtual reality to know everything about them? Why the hell? And how did the government know where Hawkman would be buried? Or when?

I'll tell you why - because the producers really, really wanted to make a Matrix episode. And how do we put all the heroes in a virtual reality without them knowing about it? We'll make them lose consciousness at once! And bonus: Chloe will become the great heroine she deserves to be, the equivalent of Neo from the Matrix! Perfect!

And why is Lois in the same virtual reality that Clark and the others are in? She's not a superhero. What information are they trying to get from her?

In August 2000, following certain things that happened in the comics that I won't go into here, the Joker steals the powers of Mr. Mxyzptlk [who, unlike Smallville's Mikhail Mxyzptlk, has cosmic powers that can alter reality]. The Joker changes reality in his image. This includes a lot of changes, and it happens in the Superman books. Superman finds himself imprisoned in a madhouse; he keeps escaping and trying to get to the Watchtower without remembering why and keeps finding himself back in the madhouse chained up. This story makes more sense than what happens in this episode.

Why is Oliver in a straitjacket??

Okay, if Chloe *knows* it's a virtual reality why doesn't she just ignore the scenery around her and get where she needs to go? Who cares about fake walls?

A lucid dream is a state where the dreamer is aware that they are dreaming and can influence the dream. Not much different from a virtual reality. Chloe in a way dreams this reality, she can do whatever she wants, there are no rules! No limit! No spoon! So why does she act like it's the real world? Chloe isn't in the virtual reality like Oliver, Clark and Lois, she can influence it [so how did Oliver get out of the straitjacket?] So why doesn't she do it??

If it's a virtual world and all you have to do is stop believing it's the real world, why do you have to find a portal to get out? Why can't you just think happy thoughts like Peter Pan and start flying?

Because it's not a fantasy world it's a computerized world. So, there are rules, but Chloe is Neo and the rules don't apply to her? So why does she need to find a portal that travels around the world? Why not get out where she came in? Why not find the kill switch and free everyone together without all the headache of this stupid episode?

Oh, and if we go back to the previous episode for a moment. Victor Stone, Cyborg, wasn't at the funeral, nor was he on the newspaper's wanted list. Who better than Victor to free everyone from a computerized virtual reality? Oh, yes, Chloe. Chloe who studied journalism, who in high school needed a computer genius to organize a computerized Wall of Weird [a computer genius who later tried to wipe Smallville off the map]. That Chloe.

This episode made Chloe a god. She has more powers than Superman, Batman and Oracle combined, endless money and a scheming mind that manages to turn the people who kidnapped Oliver into her soldiers. What? How? Why???

And then Clark flies through the virtual world. You're kidding me, right?

Notes:
* Lieutenant Trotter takes over leading the Vigilante Registration Agency following Slade's imprisonment in the Phantom Zone in the previous episode
* Tess and Emil were last seen in the basement of the Daily Planet in the previous episode, being rescued from Trotter's goons by Clark. There is not a single mention as to where they are during the events of this episode, nor what they were doing during the extended amount of time in which their entire team was missing. Tess is briefly referred to in the context of her Watchtower duties at the end of the episode, but there still isn't an explanation as to where exactly she was when everything else was going on.
* Clark flies in this episode, but only in the virtual world, and at the end of the episode he admits that he still can't willingly take flight in the "real world". Sigh.
* Despite also being a victim of the VRA at Carter's funeral, Stargirl, Cyborg, Impulse, Zatanna and John Jones don't appear in this episode. Budget, Budget...
* Chloe's guns are back: This marks the fourth episode where Chloe carries a firearm. Other episodes include Season Six's Zod and Progeny, Season Nine's Savior.
*This episode was scheduled for Friday the 28th of January, but was pushed back a week. This was the only time no episode aired in January.
* When Deadshot shoots the two VRA agents in slow motion, you can see the bullets are complete with casing.

Quotes:
Oliver: I'm not sure what these drugs are called, but they are working.
Chloe: You're not hallucinating, Oliver, and you're not insane. Trust me.
Oliver: Really? Well, that's kind of hard to believe, considering you just materialized out of a wall.

Clark: How'd you do it? Trust me, I mean - back then, before you found out.
Chloe: I had my suspicions.
Clark: But that's what I mean. You knew I was lying to you, and still you look me in the eye every day and you trusted me.
Chloe: I guess that's the true test of believing in someone - knowing that their lies are there to protect you. It's not really trust if you ask someone to explain themselves.
Clark: But that's hard.
Chloe: It's really hard.
Clark: You never gave up.
Chloe: And I never will.

Lois: Well, you look energized, Dinah. How does it feel to be on the run from the war hawks you rallied behind?

Lois: Chloe would never hurt Oliver.
Dinah: Not in less he got in her way, like these guys. [they watch a video of Chloe gunning down VRA guards]
Lois: Well, that can't be right. And I hate to crash your little tea party, but my cousin is no Benedict Arnold.
Dinah: She's taking out operatives in cold blood, Lois! I don't whose side she's on, but it's not ours!
Lois: Not everybody switches sides as easily as some of us. And let's not forget, when we first met Black Canary, she was nothing more than Lex Luthor's little organ-grinder monkey. I mean, do you ever look to see who the bad guys really are before you start throwing knives and spin-kicks there, chickadee?
Dinah: Violent criminals deserve to fry. And if your cousin is one of them, well, that's a campfire that I'm not afraid to sing around.
Lois: Clark, what do you think? [looking around, they see he's gone]

Clark: I've been thinking about what you said - that I should shut my eyes and ears to the outside world to figure what's true. You made me believe. And you got me to fly. Even if it was just in cyberspace.
Lois: Well, I have to say Smallville, that soaring over the Daily Planet and the spires of Metropolis was amazing.
Clark: Well, who knows? Maybe one day, we'll get to fly in the real world.
Lois: I've always believed that you can do the impossible, and one day you will.

Clark: Can I ask you something?
Chloe: Oh, this never ends well.

Lois: No I am not getting huffy. I am a general's daughter. I don't even know how to get huffy. I do happy, I do sad and I do stop giving me the runaround bitch or I will come for you!

P. S.
Next week is Rosh Hashanah [New Year's Eve] in Israel. I'm not sure I'll be able to review.

u/shira-hazel — 1 month ago

Wild Horses - Chapter 13 [of 16]

In the weeks that followed, Supergirl appeared wherever people were in need, wherever there was a natural disaster. She didn't stay put to talk to reporters, and Lex's men didn't have a chance to get close to her. Her impact was impressive, the people's enthusiasm was contagious, and after nearly five years, people returned to looking at the sky and started looking to the future. Her appearances re-raised the question of where Superman had gone.

It was mid-September, the fifth anniversary of the Appalachian Massacre, and in the middle of the memorial service Kara showed up. She floated upright and silent with a black ribbon on her arm above the main stage of the ceremony as she turned towards the monument that commemorated the disaster. Her presence gave the ceremony importance and seriousness. When she talked about it with Clark before, he wasn't sure it was a good idea but supported whatever she decided. When the ceremony was over, Kara landed quietly in front of the memorial and memorized the names of the dead. People began to gather around her. At first, they kept a distance, but slowly the emotions overcame the fear, and they closed in on her. Kara couldn't fly away without endangering them, and she began to fear that they would attack her.

"Stay away from her!" An authoritative voice is heard. "Clear the way. Move!" The people made a path and the local sheriff walked through it and stood in front of Kara.

"Sheriff." Kara nodded her head in approval.

"Supergirl."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make a fuss."

"Why did you come here?" shouted a woman from the audience. The sheriff raised an eyebrow.

"I came to express my condolences. I wasn't here when it happened, and I'm sorry I wasn't able to help."

"Help Superman kill as many people as possible!" Someone shouted.

"Kal Al didn't do it!"

"Yes? So where is he? Why isn't he here?" Kara took a breath. That was the hard part.

"Kal Al feels responsible for what happened here..."

"So, he's still alive! Hiding like a wretched criminal!" There were voices of approval in the audience.

"Enough!" cried the sheriff. "I want to hear what she has to say." There was silence.

"Kal El feels responsible for what happened here," Kara repeated. "He didn't do it; he didn't want to, but someone killed all these people just because they were around him. So, he made a mistake and chose to hide. He didn't want any more people to die because of him."

"You mean he's a coward!" Kara shook her head no.

"Superman is not a god; like all of us, he also makes mistakes, and he sometimes lets fear decide for him." She bowed her head sadly. "What happened here five years ago is one of the things Superman feared most: that his presence would endanger the people he loves."

"He doesn't love us! He doesn't know us at all! Our loved ones died, and he didn't care! And now he sent you to apologize on his behalf?" shouted a woman.

"Kal loves all humans. He has no preferences!" Kara exclaimed. "Every person who dies, every person he fails to save, takes away something from him, from all of us. He tried to stay and help, but people died, the people he tried to save!" Silence prevailed all around. "If he could get here without endangering you all, he would appear here to share in your mourning."

"Are you saying that whatever it is that caused the deaths of all these people, that thing is still in the area?" The sheriff said worriedly. Concerned voices were heard in the crowd.

"How do we know it won't happen now, because of her?"

"Because if it were true, it would already have happened!" said the sheriff loudly. "Right?"

"I don't exactly understand the science behind it, but these people died because someone put Superman in the crosshairs. It's like they aimed a heat-guided missile at Superman, only those who were hit by the explosion..."

"Were the people around and not Superman." said the sheriff.

"Yes, and whoever shot that missile knew that this was what would happen." It was as if Kara herself had dropped a bomb. "The people were physically hurt, but Superman..." Silence prevailed again. Even the people who were not convinced, the people who were still angry, kept quiet to hear her words. "Superman mourns these 367 dead as if they died yesterday, and he punishes himself for not being able to save them." Kara hovered slightly above the ground so everyone could see her. "If you need to be angry with someone, if you want to blame someone for what happened here, my cousin is ready to take it upon himself, but he is not responsible for what happened here! He didn't ask for it! He stopped here because he was trying to help the victims of a car accident! And no one stopped by later to find out what exactly happened and who is responsible for all your death and suffering!"

"Who are you to blame others??" shouted someone from behind, but this voice was not supported by the crowd.

"I did not come to blame anyone, only to share in your sorrow, in my name and in the name of Kal El. And promise that I will do everything possible to find the real person responsible for this disaster and bring him to justice!"

"And if Superman is really responsible for this?" asked a man in the audience.

"Then I'll turn him in to the authorities myself!"

 

 

"Then I'll turn him in to the authorities myself!" The TV cameras followed Supergirl as she flew away.

Lex Luthor took the remote and threw it at the TV. The TV screen cracked. He put his hands on his elbows, hugging his body, and looked out the Oval Office window. Lois Lane. It all started with her. The woman was like a bone in the throat, neither rising nor falling. Six years ago, he learned of Lois' planned trip to Africa and thought he had managed to get rid of one stumbling block. The nationalization of the media two weeks after the massacre freed him from further opposition. Of course, he didn't call it "nationalization"; it's against the constitution. He called it "restructuring." Yes, mistakes were made, but he was elected to a second term almost unopposed, and then this troublemaker, called Lois Lane, came back from the dead.

He should not have allowed her to set foot in the United States!

Everything was under control. The fire of resistance dwindled to whispering embers. The so-called heroes of the league have almost completely disappeared. All this hard, precise, complex work, and one woman manages to destroy everything. What she failed to evoke in her heroic deeds with the team of women who called themselves Birds of Prey, another annoying woman managed to do. Priscilla Rhodes and her snarky articles in The Torch that his people still haven't been able to shut down. All the searching, all the research, all the money that went into trying to find the blog's host server, and all the attempts to identify Joseph Clark. Nothing worked because the blog gained momentum. People called it "The Daily Planet of the Internet" for God's sake!

Idiots. He is surrounded by idiots.

And now, Supergirl!

For years he worked to get rid of one idiot in tights, to reveal his true face to the whole world, only for a girl in a mini skirt to ruin everything in five minutes. And his men could not lay their hands on her! She had been hovering over the ceremony for half an hour as if she were a goddess of mercy, and still his people had not been able to lock onto her energy signature.

He sat down at his desk, turning the chair towards the window. His fingers crossed, he looked out.

One of the White House secretaries entered the Oval Office. Her blonde hair pulled tightly at her nape and her blue eyes hidden behind narrow glasses, Dinah Lance looked at the cracked television and smiled to herself. She hated the tailored suits and the office work, but it was worth paying that price for moments like this. When Barbs approached her with this crazy plan, Dinah was sure she had lost all the screws. The fact that Bruce approved the plan didn't change the fact that Lois came up with it. Dinah didn't think she was the most suitable bird to penetrate behind enemy lines; she had no idea about computers; she could barely program the speed dial on her phone. But there was no one else. Lois stood out so much in the field that Barbara thought to take advantage of it to the end; Helena was too hot-headed, and no one agreed to even hear about Barbara being a field agent.

She placed a folder on Lex's desk and left the office without a word. The truth was it didn't matter whose plan it was to get rid of Lex; Dinah would join. She carried the loss of Oliver in her heart, and nothing would change that, but if she could take something back from the man who destroyed him, she would not pass up the opportunity.

 

 

Barbara was in the zone. She was all focused on the task at hand.

"Are you sure about that?"

"They didn't pick up your headset, did they?"

"Yes, well, it's just an earphone. This is about a gizmo-buggy-shmaggy-super-duper-technological-babe who is supposed to do what again?" Barbara giggled.

"He takes a ride on the media and cracks the codes and passwords of..."

"Yeah, yeah, I don't really need to know all that, do I?"

"You mean if it's material that will be on the test? No, Canary."

"That teaching certificate has gone to your head, Professor Oracle. So, I'm repeating. Are you sure about this?"

"This is the only way we will get the necessary information."

"Yes, but we haven't really tested it in the field."

"There was no such option. Canary, we have no other option."

"I know, I know. I'm just postponing the end. Ok, that's it, connected. Does it work?" Barbara waited for her computer to respond to the new information before she answered.

"Works perfectly and... the cave is getting the info too. Great job, Canary; time to get out of there."

"Whatever you say, boss."

Smiling, Barbara moved to the corresponding task, her eyes watching the screen that showed the information being transmitted from the bug Canary had planted.

"Nightingale?"

"I'm really not keen on that nickname."

"Do you prefer a parrot?"

"Not funny."

"Life is hard; you won't always get a chance to come up with nicknames for people."

"Oh, I can think of a few. Night shouldn't have been allowed to pick nicknames for people." Barbara smiled.

"You know why he chose that name." Lois mumbled something about geeky farmers and the books they liked, and Barbara's smile grew. "Status Update."

"Well, it seems to me that everything is working according to plan."

"You think so? I need to hear a little more reassurance than that."

"It's not like we can turn it on now. I mean, I suppose we can, but then it would ruin the whole effect."

"Last time I worked with civilians!"

"Hey, Oracle, you haven't enjoyed a mission this much since you were a kid!"

"This is not true!" Lois giggled. "It is not!"

"I may have offered to make this surprise for Mr. Clean, but you decided exactly what kind of surprise it would be." Barbara blushed and did not answer. "There's nothing wrong with enjoying a task like that. It just means you've got a pulse."

"Night won't be too keen on all the chatter."

"Who cares about him? He's not my boss and certainly not your boss."

"He's quite right. All the chatter is jeopardizing the mission."

"Okay, whatever you say." Lois immediately got serious. "Done. That's it."

"Nightingale?"

"Yes?"

"Thanks."

"Huh, there's an excellent Chinese restaurant here. Shall I get you a dish or two?" Barbara closed her eyes in resignation and smiled to herself. How Clark managed to work with this woman, she had no idea, but on the other hand... "Come on, girl, you gotta eat."

"A bribe to change your nickname?"

"You can be sure of that." Barbara laughed.

"Ok, I'm hungry."

"No problem, what to bring?"

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u/shira-hazel — 1 month ago

Rewatch Journal: Smallville 1011 Icarus

Summary: The VRA is in full effect, and things take an unfortunate turn of events after the Green Arrow tries to stop a mugging but is attacked by citizens for being a superhero. Clark discovers that the civilians who attacked Oliver were all marked with a darkness tattoo. Carter Hall and Stargirl return to help Clark deal with Slade's re-emergence after he kidnaps Lois.

Another Genevieve Sperling episode. Sigh. A lot of the lines in the episode sound like they were forced into the script. Genevieve Sperling does an injustice to women in general and to feminism in particular in every one of her scripts.

The marriage proposal—it's such a big deal and it appears in so many media that I considered making a separate post for the proposal. I was looking for a video clip that compares all the different proposals, and to my surprise, I couldn’t find one. If anyone finds one, I’d love a link. Serious marriage proposals started in 1990 when Clark proposed to Lois in the comic [Superman #50], and since then every medium has had marriage proposals except for the animated series Superman: The Animated Series. The proposal in Smallville is considered one of the best, if not the best. Very romantic. And yet Clark sounds petrified when he proposes.

A security guard with a metal detector at the entrance to the Daily Planet.
Lois tries to draw attention to the ring.
And we move to a flashback, probably right after Lois saves Clark at the beginning of the first episode and before Chloe leaves. When Lois joined the series in season 4, Chloe and Lois had plenty of scenes together; in recent seasons this almost doesn't happen. At the end of episode 610 Hydro, there is a scene between Lois, Chloe, and Clark in which Chloe encourages Lois to elaborate on the kiss between her and who she thought was Green Arrow. Chloe as a character was at her peak in this episode. Here she is a bit, how shall I put it, missing the opportunity. She could have said something that would have strengthened Lois's confidence in the relationship between her and Clark, and she chose to say that Lana wasn't meant for Clark and therefore their relationship failed. It bothers me that Chloe says this nonsense and the series presents her as amazing and supportive, really someone to admire.
As far as conservative Cat Grant is concerned, the only reason anyone would marry Lois is that she's pregnant. So funny. Not.
Cat tries to be friendly and supportive and describes her engagement. The problem is that she thinks that because there are no heroes, Lois has nothing to write about and therefore can work on her domestic skills [you know, cooking, cleaning, sewing, etc.]. Just before Tess enters the scene, I have to say something. There is nothing wrong with a woman who *chooses* to be a housewife. Running a house is hard work, unappreciated and thankless, and most importantly, you don't get paid for it. It makes sense that a conservative woman like Cat in the series would think that this is her calling in life and that she works until she finds someone to support her. The problem here is that Cat is unable to see that every woman has a choice and that what works for her may not necessarily work for Lois. Tess sounds like she agrees with Cat, but it's a mask because Tess threw a surprise engagement party.

Clark asks Oliver to be his best man. Considering all his disgusting behavior in season 9 and his reaction in 805 Committed, it's an incredible request. But Oliver is the Bruce Wayne of the show, and in the comics, if Bruce wasn't such a dick and if there was a logical reason for a Gotham billionaire to be the best man of a Metropolis journalist, it probably would have happened there too. In the comics, Jimmy Olsen was Clark's best man at the wedding.
Chloe comes up again when Carter Hall talks to Oliver about romantic relationships.

It's sad what fear makes people do. Oliver threatens no one, and the public's reaction to him is stronger than their reaction to a woman screaming for help two minutes earlier. Events are rapidly deteriorating, and in a moment, they would stone him to death in the street. Oliver was known to the public even before the anti-vigilante law. He is a billionaire playboy after all. There was also his interview after he revealed his identity as the Green Arrow. It's not like the Punisher showed up with a bazooka to kill random passersby. The people's reaction to him is immediate and inclusive. There is no one in the audience shouting, "Hey, it's Oliver Queen! He's a hero!" There is no arguing. It's so unrealistic.

Tess is the editor of the Daily Planet?! This woman can do anything!

A moment after Carter Hall says that love should conquer fear, he agrees with Clark, who says that everyone should hide, and he turns off Watchtower.
I understand that the public knows Oliver and Kara, but how does it know everyone else? Zatanna, Bart, Courtney, Arthur, and Carter are on the main page. [Victor Stone, for some reason not] And they're still interrogating Lois, Tess, Emil, and Kat about the heroes' identities. If they have their pictures, they can use facial recognition software, right?

The entire conversation between Slade and Clark takes place while Lois is falling?

Clark sends Slade to the Phantom Zone because he's judge and jury now? The Phantom Zone is not a refrigerator; it's a dangerous place even for people with powers.

It took Hawkman a long time to die.

The funeral in Egypt is one of the more ridiculous things in the episode. That white obelisk manages to affect everyone, including J'onn J'onzz, Clark, and Bart. How?

There is a problem with season 10. Plot lines from the beginning of the series are coming together in this season to a climax. They chose a seasonal plot that requires that almost every episode will have superheroes, which means plenty of guest actors. The season also requires many visual effects. All these things require money. Smallville in season 10 has a limited budget; some of the guest actors are busy with other series, and some are dead. And Smallville's airtime is not the most desirable [Fridays at 8 pm]. The result is not always successful. This engagement party should have been full of heroes. Clark should have heard about the attempted lynching of Oliver and come to his aid and not found out what happened on the news.

Notes:
* This was the final mid-season finale.
* The uniforms worn by the VRA troops have a strong resemblance to the black uniforms of the Nazi SS officers during WWII. The VRA's actions closely mimic those of Nazi ideology.
* The VRA's 'Most Wanted' list comprises: The Blur (represented only by his symbol), Green Arrow, Impulse, Supergirl, Stargirl, Black Canary (represented by an artist's impression and the only one other than Zatanna shown in costume), Aquaman, Hawkman, and Zatanna.
* Hawkman (Carter Hall) is blocking bullets from General Wilson; this is very accurate, and he is one of only four who can do this: Hawkgirl (Shiera Sanders Hall), Wonder Woman (Diana Prince), and Wondergirl (Donna Troy).
* This episode marks the first time, the Daily Star has been mentioned. In the comics, the Earth-Two Clark Kent started working as a reporter for the Daily Star in 1938. He later became its editor-in-chief.
* When General Wilson is talking to Clark, he says he's "beyond death's stroke now" which is an indirect reference to his name later in the comics, "Deathstroke, The Terminator".
* Michael Hogan, who plays General Slade, has a patch over his right eye, much like his character Colonel Saul Tigh in Battlestar Galactica.
* Clark meets Lois in front of the wedding jewelry store; they had pretended to be shopping for wedding rings to catch a stalker who was preying upon happily engaged couples in Season Eight's Committed.
* This is the 13th and final appearance of J'onn J'onzz. He is the 6th most frequently seen recurring character in the series after Jor-El, Nancy Adams, Brainiac, Emil Hamilton, and Ethan Miller. He also appeared in more episodes than series regular Davis Bloome.
* Carter talks of personally battling the Darkness as it rose within the Spanish Inquisition and the Third Reich. The latter is of special significance to Hawkman and comic book superheroes in general. The rise of comic book superheroes began in the late 1930s, many of these heroes inspired by the success of Superman, who made his debut in 1938. Hawkman made his debut in Flash Comics #1 (1940). Nearly all the superheroes created during this time would battle the Third Reich in comics of the period, including Superman, Hawkman, and the JSA. As time went on, the need to keep Superman relatively young retconned his exploits against the Third Reich as happening only to a parallel universe version of Superman, but Hawkman's and the JSA's wartime adventures remained intact. In the Smallville universe, Hawkman and the JSA debuted much more recently than they did in the comics (while still being much earlier than Clark's generation of superheroes). Carter Hall, however, still battled the Third Reich in a past life, making him the only DC superhero who fought the Nazis in the comics to have also fought them in the Smallville universe.
* While being held captive by the VRA in Tess' office, Lois discovers Tess' secret passage exit that Tess herself used in Checkmate.
* Clark and Chloe are the only main characters to appear in every mid-season finale.
* Lois works to convince Cat that heroes are good by explaining to her that the Blur has saved her life several times. The first two instances were in Shield when Clark saved her from Deadshot, and the third was in Isis when he protected her from being vaporized by Lois, who had been possessed by Isis at the time.
* This is the third time that Clark has proposed to someone, the first being Alicia Baker in Unsafe and the second being Lana Lang in Reckoning. This is the one that sticks.
* This episode marks the second time the office in LuthorCorp has been destroyed; the first time was in Requiem.
* Clark proposes to Lois in front of their special phone booth that Lois first developed a relationship with The Blur in Season Eight's Stiletto.
* Clark finally gets to give Lois the engagement ring he's had in his pocket since in Abandoned.
* Carter's fight with Slade Wilson is reminiscent of the one they share during a battle in Identity Crisis.
* Clark transports Slade to the Phantom Zone using a new Crystal of El. The old Crystal of El was last seen and destroyed in Phantom by Bizarro. The new crystal seems capable of transporting more than just escaped phantom wraiths. Clark probably made this crystal during his training with Jor-El between Doomsday and Savior.

Quotes:
Lois: I'll get you help. Okay?
Carter Hall: No. It's too late. Hey. I'm a pro at dying, remember?
Clark: I should have been there, Carter. I'm sorry.
Carter Hall: Can't always be you, Clark. This is all our fight. Listen. Listen! This is what we do. And my passing means I'll be with Shayera again.
Clark: I owe you so much, I don't even know how to begin to thank you.
Carter Hall: You just did. You hold on to her. Because there has to be a balance, Clark. We can't do what we have to do if there's an emptiness in our hearts. Remember that.
Clark: I will. I promise.
Carter Hall: Oh, I am sorry I won't be able to help you fight the darkness. But you have all the help that you need.

Oliver: [watching Hawkman slowly hit a few keys on the laptop] Really?
Carter Hall: I miss my typewriter.
Oliver: You miss the telegraph. [swats him away] Just get away, 8-track.

Clark: You don't make it easy to ask a simple question. But that's what makes you you. The woman I want to spend my life with. The woman that I love. Lois Lane, will you marry me?
Lois: Yes.

Carter Hall: Even though I married Shayera a hundred times, I had to lose her that many, as well. Now, I know I don't usually get all warm and fuzzy, but I am sorry. About Chloe.
Oliver: You're not gonna hug me now, are you?

Cat: Oh, my God. Lois Lane. Are you expecting?
Lois: Spread that rumor, and you can expect my fist in your face.

Lois: Sorry! I'm sorry. I was hung up on a phone call with the mayor, then Tess pushed my deadline, but I know we said 8:00, so I'm...
Clark: Right on time. For you.
Lois: Well, I bet even you couldn't run faster in these heels.
Clark: I wouldn't look nearly as good. What do you say we take your shoes and my sport coat and go get a nice dinner?
Lois: Smallville, you're not wearing a sport coat. [He whooshes away and returns with a sport coat on.] Showoff.

Carter Hall: So much for going off the grid.
Clark: Carter. What are you doing here?
Carter Hall: Probably the same thing as you... looking for answers. Besides, I've adopted a rule over the centuries... don't go underground until you're dead.

Clark Kent: Where's Lois?

Lois: [snooping in Tess' office] Come on, Tess. Have something useful. An untapped phone... some kind of ninja smoke bomb? [Feeling something velcroed under the desk] Wait. [Taking out some sort of handheld device, as she activates it, a hidden wall panel slides open] I have got to get the name of her custom closet guy. It's just a slide. You love slides, Lois. [getting in] I hate slides.

Lois: The people that the government is targeting, they are not villains. They are honest-to-God heroes, and they're putting their lives on the line to protect us. Look, I know I don't say this... ever, but you are a good reporter, and that means that your instincts are solid, so...
Cat: My instincts are telling me to turn you in.
Lois: No, Cat, this isn't about me, or even you. Think about your son; what kind of hero do you want him to believe in? The kind that destroys others in the name of good or the kind that saves them and lives up to the name?
Cat: You're asking me to change everything I believe about the world?
Lois: Or re-think who you call a hero. What if I told you that the Blur has saved you at least twice without you even knowing it? I know you love your son. And the only reason that he still has a mother is because a man she says is a bad guy actually saved her life.

Lois: Watching the sun rise from the Daily Planet globe, talk about making a girl feel on top of the world.
Clark: Just because our party was over didn't mean our night had to be.
Lois: Hey, did you realize that was the first party where we didn't have to hide anything from anyone?
Clark: I wish that us being married meant we could always be that open.
Lois: Part of a superhero marriage is having two lives. I signed up for that when I said yes. Which is why I'm fine if sometimes our relationship has to take a backseat to your responsibilities.
Clark: Lois, those responsibilities have controlled my life way too long. And I... we... can handle both as long as we stay together. And I promise we will.
Lois: [kissing] Well, then nothing can stop Mr. and Mrs. Kent. Lane. Kent-Lane. I don't know. We'll figure it out.

Oliver: So, I think anyone who commits themselves to a lifetime of Lois deserves all the moral support they can get. Seriously, there is nothing more that I would like, uh, than to be courtside at the event of the decade.

u/shira-hazel — 2 months ago

Wild Horses - Chapter 12 [of 16]

Ella Lane entered her office at the hospital in Bethesda. She sat down at her desk and turned on the computer. As the operating system came up her gaze was drawn to the image that stood next to the screen. Her Lois at the university graduation ceremony, smiling waving her diploma in the air in front of the camera. Ella remembered that day as if it had only happened yesterday. The computer waited for a password, but Ella ignored it.

She should have kept her wild girl under lock and key, insisted Sam stay in one place for more than five months or insisted on staying on her own. Maybe then Lois wouldn't have insisted on risking her life for her stories, maybe she wouldn't have disappeared in Africa.

Yes, she had seen the news reports and Sam had told her that Lois was alive, but he hadn't seen her himself and Ella refused to believe that until she saw her for herself because this fantasy that it was all just a terrible mistake, a nightmare that she would wake up from at any moment, had haunted her ever since the news came that Lois was missing in Africa. Then she was kidnapped, and it confirmed her fears that it was all a big cosmic joke at her expense.

The phone rang. Ella wiped her tears with a handkerchief, took a breath and picked up the phone.

"Hello?" It was quiet on the other end, so Ella tried again. "Hello?"

"Hi Mom." Ella felt her heart freeze. "It's me."

"Lo... Lois?"

"Yes, mother."

"Lois! Oh, my God, my sweetheart! Are you alive?! Are you really alive? Where are you?" Lois laughed. "Don't laugh at me, Lois Joanna Lane! Where are you? Are you okay? They didn't hurt you, did they? When are you coming home? Wait until I tell your father..."

"No! Mom, no!"

"Lois!"

"I'll answer all your questions, mom, but you can't tell dad."

"He may be tough, Lois, but he loves you and he cares for you."

"Mom, I called because I couldn't imagine you worrying about me, but if you bring dad into this..."

"Okay, okay. Are you okay?"

"Yes, mother."

"Don't lie to me, young lady. I always know when you're lying!" Lois was silent for a moment.

"I miss Clark and I'm mad at dad and I'm ready to strangle Lex Luthor but other than that? I'm fine."

"Your father said you were kidnapped."

"I wasn't kidnapped, mom, I ran away. You know me and the army never got along, and dad wouldn't let me see Clark."

"Lois..."

"Mom, you know how important Clark is to me! How could dad allow all these things to be done to him? How could dad allow torture in the military? And Clark didn't do anything wrong! He didn't commit any crime. He didn't even resist arrest."

"I know, sweetie, I know. I may be a bad person but all I care about is you. I want you to come home, my girl."

"I love you, Mom. It's just, I can't go back yet. I missed you, Mom. I called because I wanted you to know I'm okay. I must do this, Mom. I can't let the situation continue as it is."

"Lois, what are you doing? What do you mean? Please, you just came back to us, don't put yourself in danger."

"I can't see people suffering and ignore them! I can't see all the injustices that Lex does, the way he distorted everything and be silent. I don't understand how everyone goes on with their lives as if nothing happened." Ella was silent. "They ruined Clark, Mom." Lois said very quietly. "He has terrible nightmares. You should have seen him limp and all the bruises and scars. How can that be right, Mom? Clark is the nicest, most decent man I know, he has such a good heart, and they treat him like a criminal. And he's not the only one, Mom. So many people are suffering and there is no one to speak for them."

"But why does it have to be you, Lois? Let all your heroes do that, that's what they're here for."

"It's something only I can do, and I can't turn my back." Ella took a breath.

"You always knew what was the right thing to do and you always fought for the truth and justice and whatever you plan to do now I'm sure it's the right thing. I'm proud of you, my girl."

"Thanks Mom." There was relief in Lois' voice.

"Just be careful out there, okay?"

"Always."

"Lois..." Ella said warningly.

"Oh, and Mom? Clark proposed to me before I left for Africa..."

"And you tell me that this man has sense in his head." Lois giggled. She really missed her mother. "And what did you tell him?"

"I told him yes, mother."

"And here's the woman I raised. Knows a good thing when she sees it. I'm glad, Lois. Clark is a good man."

"Thanks Mom."

"I love you, Lois. Take care."

"I will. Bye, mom."

"Bye, Lois."

 

 

Kara Zor-El returns home. After a journey in space lasting more than four years, the Earth rotated peacefully beneath her. There were a lot more satellites than she remembered but who cares. She flew straight to Metropolis and hovered high above the city. Something was strange, something was different, all her senses went on alert. Kal El was much more attentive to the humans, he would surely have noticed the danger ahead, but Kara had learned to trust her instincts and when they told her something was wrong, she listened. She searched the entire city for Clark, but she couldn't find him. She heard another name, one she didn't expect to hear, Lois Lane. When a pair of military jets questioned her about her intentions, Kara flew to Smallville.

The first thing she noticed was that Fort Ryan had doubled in size. She flew high above the farm and to her delight found Clark standing mending fences on the far border of the farm. She quickly flew and carried him in a hug to the sky.

"Kal!" Clark looked at her in shock for a moment and then a huge smile spread across his face.

"Kara! You're back!" She hugged him tightly until Clark groaned in pain.

"What happened? Did I hurt you?"

"I'm fine but I think it would be a good idea if we landed. Maybe in the old crater?"

"But why?"

"I'll explain everything." He looked pointedly at the ground. "Down." A confused Kara took them down.

"Okay, cousin, spill!" She crossed her arms over her chest and looked at him as he sat down on a rock.

Clark looked at her. He missed her, he didn't realize how much before she showed up. She was still wearing the Supergirl outfit, and it had been a long time since Clark had seen anyone wearing those colours and symbol. It had been a long time since he had flown, it felt so good, and Clark missed it. Kara stood in front of him, stamping her foot impatiently. He was so happy to see her, and a smile spread across his face.

"Kal!"

"Okay, okay. I'm just so happy to see you safe and sound."

"Why are we hiding? And how come I hurt you?"

"The world has changed since you left. I have." Kara looked at him and then examined him with x-ray vision.

"Your hand, it was broken not long ago! And why are you wearing a bracelet with blue kryptonite?"

"When you got here, did you notice the excess of satellites?" Kara looked at him crookedly.

"Yeah, so?"

"64 satellites, they all have Superman's energy signature, they all have the ability to shoot microwave beams. They are capable of more things than hunting me but one of them was already used to kill almost 400 people a few months after you left just because they were a few feet away from me."

"Oh, God, Kal! Why? Who would do such a thing?"

"Lex Luthor. Back then there were only three satellites and as soon as I managed to escape them, I created the bracelet."

"You've been without powers for four years?! Where is everyone? Where is the league? Why didn't they do something?"

"I don't know. I guess they were shocked. Lex caught us all off guard."

"And Lois? The news reports are full of her name." Clark's smile lit up and Kara couldn't help but smile back.

"A few months ago, Lois found her way back to the States. Turns out she was in Africa all that time. She lost her memory in the explosion and as soon as she remembered everything she came back. She avoided her father, came here, improved my life in a few short weeks and went out to cause trouble for Lex every in every possible way. She revives the resistance movement almost entirely by herself. She took it personally that he was elected to a second term almost unopposed."

"And why aren't you with her?"

"It's a long story. I can't leave Smallville."

"And Aunt Martha and Uncle Jonathan?"

"They're fine. They'll be glad to see you." Kara pulled him in for another hug.

"I'm sorry I wasn't here to help."

"It's okay, Kara. What matters is that you're back."

"I want to help, now that I'm here."

"I'm sure the underground will be happy to hear about that."

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u/shira-hazel — 2 months ago

Rewatch Journal: Smallville 1010 Luthor

Summary: After Tess receives a Kryptonian artifact, Clark activates the artifact and is transported to Earth-2, an alternate universe where Kal-El was found and raised by Lionel Luthor instead of the Kents. Clark Luthor, Clark's Earth-2 counterpart, ends up on Earth-1 and begins wreaking havoc.

Lionel Luthor is back. Did we miss you?

Earth 1's Lionel Luthor continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. The man has been dead for 3 years and still manages to wreak havoc in everyone's lives.

Tess continues to hide secrets from Clark: her true identity and Alexander, and not surprisingly, it blows up in her face.

And Clark continues to be a judgmental jerk. Very un-Superman of him. His rage and impulsiveness led him to another universe this time.

When Clark Kent moved to Earth 2, Clark Luthor moved to Earth 1. Clark Kent moved to bed with two IRS accountants. Where did Clark Luthor move to?

Lionel Luthor 2.0 knows everything about Clark Luthor and is an even more magnificent bastard in Earth 2.

And as soon as Lionel says he's the one who found him in the field, Clark Kent runs straight to the farm and the barn. There he discovers that Tess is Lionel's daughter. And we hear about gold kryptonite for the first time.

It turns out that Lois and Oliver's romantic relationship in Earth 2 is progressing by leaps and bounds. In Earth 1, they didn't reach the stage of living together, and in Earth 2, they're engaged. When I first saw the relationship developing in Season 6, I was happy for Lois; she got someone mature who wasn't a murderer, but on rewatches, I wasn't particularly enthusiastic about the way Oliver treated Lois, especially in episode Arrow 604. Oliver brings Lois to a fancy party and gives her instructions on how to behave so she doesn't embarrass him, and when she manages to do it anyway, he takes her aside and tells her not to talk to anyone. Lois in Season 6 isn't exactly suited to high society parties; she's tactless and not very diplomatic, but that's not really a secret. Throughout their relationship, Oliver is very manipulative, and Lois changes for him, but as far as he's concerned, she never gets past the "plus one" stage. She looks good on his arm, and that's it. When Lois makes it clear to him in 611 Justice that he made one mistake too many, only then does he realize that he's taking her for granted and that he's lost her. In season 7, when he returns in 711 Siren, he repeats his mistakes. He doesn't bother to tell her that he's in town and expects her to find out on her own. And when she confronts him in the penthouse, he criticizes her. Oliver is charming and hot, and he does everything with a mischievous smile, so it's difficult to be mad at him or notice that there's a reason to be mad at him.
Earth 2's Oliver doesn't smile that much or at all, and Lois is clearly important to him, and it also seems like he's the one who lacks social skills. Why exactly does he feel the need to be accountable to Clark Luthor? It's interesting that Earth 1's Oliver was a bully and hated Lex Luthor. Earth 2's Oliver gave me the impression that more than anything, he wants to be Clark Luthor's friend. Is this because of Justin Hartley's acting or Bryan Q. Miller's script?

Earth 2 looks like a shithole of a universe. Shithole people [yes, I'm looking at you, Lionel Luthor] create a shithole of a universe.

Does Ultraman in Earth 2 even care about crime? That sounds out of character.

Clark Luthor is very aggressive, very creepy. Tess picks up on it and reacts quickly.

Lois in Earth 2 looks very classy and elegant, and then we're shown Lois in Earth 1, and she's comic relief again.

Clark Luthor doesn't get much resistance in Earth 2, certainly not from Tess. In Earth 1 he uses his powers a lot more than Clark Kent.

Tess in Earth 2 abandoned the Luthor family; apparently, she has principles. How did Tess' principles survive Lionel Luthor's upbringing?

I didn't miss Lionel Luthor's stories.

Oliver in Earth 2 seems more intelligent, more self-examining. Maybe in this universe he wasn't a bully.

Earth 2's Lois knows the truth about Clark Luthor/Ultraman.

In this episode, more than in the last 2.5 seasons, we understand what Clark thinks of Lois and how he feels about her.

And suddenly green kryptonite knocks Clark Kent to the floor? In the previous episode, he was standing in a kryptonite cage!

Clark Luthor murdered the Swan couple. Somehow, I missed that in previous viewings.

It's ironic that Earth 2's Oliver is precisely the kind of people Superman fought in 1938, and he becomes one to fight Ultraman.

At the end of the episode, Clark Kent makes up for his judgmentalism from the beginning of the episode, but it's annoying that at this point these lessons are still needed.

Notes:
* What Lionel tells Clark about putting on an Ultraman persona: This is true on Earth-3 he was a tyrant of what was known as the Crime Syndicate, and kryptonite actually made him stronger, Krypton never exploded, and he was sent to Earth to rule it by force.
* Clark's name was given to him by Jonathan and Martha as it was the maiden name of Martha Kent (Martha Clark Kent). However, there is no explanation as to why Lionel named him Clark Luthor. It would've made more sense to name him Julian (the name Lionel planned to give his third son) or Kal.
* The only colors that are visible in the other world are green, blue, and red.
* Tess calls the device Clark used a "Mirror Box" this is a double connection. One is Ultraman's ability to see parallel universes, and the second being like a "Mother Box" which teleports you to not only other planets but other universes. Both of these are somewhat connected to Darkseid and Apokolips.
* When Clark first puts on a shirt in the alternate universe, it has the shield outline but with a U instead of an S. This is the symbol for the DC Comics Earth 3 evil Superman called Ultraman. First seen in Justice League of America #29.
* Clark Kent convinces Earth 2's Lois Lane that he isn't the evil doppelganger from her universe by telling her all the character traits of her personality that he is attracted to and is in love with in his Lois. These are the very same attributes Superman truly does love Lois for in the comics and the mythology.
* Clark Kent's scene with Earth-2 Lois on the rooftop of LuthorCorp Media is very reminiscent of Superman's first encounter with Lois in Action Comics #1 (June 1938). Lois even wears a red dress just like her comic book counterpart did during that first meeting.
* Lionel gives Clark a blue kryptonite sword to spar with. Blue kryptonite makes its last appearance of the series in this episode. Bye bye, blue kryptonite.
* The sequence in which Clark Kent explores Metropolis in the mirror universe is the same as the opening sequence that introduced Kal in Season Three's Exile.
* Joe Maffei appears as the Newspaper Stand Owner/Coffee Cart Owner at the end of the episode when he sells the alternative Lionel Luthor a copy of the Daily Planet. He has previously been seen in Infamous from Season Eight and Warrior and Sacrifice in Season Nine.
* In the comics, the Lois Lane from Ultraman's universe, is often the secret identity for Wonder Woman's evil counterpart, Superwoman.
* Reminds one of the classic Star Trek original series episode "Mirror, Mirror" televised October 6, 1967; 43 years earlier.
* Of the 55 directors of Smallville, only 4 are women, and only 14 out of the 217 episodes of Smallville were directed by these 4 women. Of the 51 cisgender male directors of the remaining 203 episodes, ALL appear to be white. This is one of the only episodes directed by a woman: Kelly Souders, who directed only this one single episode.
* This is the first time since Season One's finale - Tempest, that John Glover has been dubbed as a special guest star. This is also the first episode that Lionel Luthor doesn't share scenes with Lex Luthor.
* Seemingly, Lionel owns the "Mona Lisa" by Leonardo da Vinci, although in the promo trailer, the famous painting appeared backwards.
* In the comics, Ultraman's universe (Earth-3 or the Antimatter Universe) is a world in which all the heroes are villains, and all the villains are heroes. However, in the Smallville version, only the Earth-2 Clark is portrayed differently from his Earth-1 counterparts. Lois, Oliver, Tess, and Lionel are all shown to behave in the same/similar enough manners as they would in Earth-1.
* In the comics, kryptonite from other universes cannot hurt Kryptonians, whereas the Earth-2 kryptonite can hurt Clark.
* When Clark Kent returned from the mirror universe, Lois recognized he was the real deal, unlike Lana, who couldn't tell the difference between Clark and his doppelganger Bizarro in Season Seven's Gemini and Persona.
* Earth-2 Lionel, after the reveal that he somehow made it to Earth-1, remarks to a newspaper vendor that he made it back to Metropolis in the nick of time before looking right at the camera.
* Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Tess, Lois, and Oliver holding their own against Clark Luthor in Watchtower.
* Clark Luthor comes crashing into Watchtower through the skylight and makes a "superhero landing".
* We never find out what happens to Earth-2 Tess.

Quotes:
Clark Luthor: Give me the box, Tess.
[Tess hesitates. Clark Luthor raises his eyebrows expectantly.]
Tess: And if I don't?
Clark Luthor: [smiles evilly] Then I'll kill you.

Newspaper Stand Worker: Uhh, don't I know you from somewhere?
Lionel Luthor 2.0: I don't think so. I'm from out of town. Unexpected visit. But I guess I'm back in the nick of time. Wouldn't want to miss how it all turns out. [turns and walks off]

Lionel Luthor 2.0: [to Clark Kent] I made your destiny—your future, our future—my whole preoccupation. For God's sake, Clark, I let you kill Lex, your own brother, my son!
Clark Kent: It wasn't me.
Lionel Luthor 2.0: [angrily kicks Clark in the face] I've been afraid of you, Clark—of your power. You know, you may want to use that, uh, box and escape from here, but the truth is that I'm the one that's been a prisoner all this time.
Clark Kent: Let me use the mirror box. I'll go away. You'll never have to worry about me again.
Lionel Luthor 2.0: Not worry about you?! [angrily kicks Clark across the ground] That's all I've ever done—worry about you! I have sacrificed everything for your sake. [takes off his belt and starts beating Clark Kent with it] I failed you, Clark. Because no true son of mine, no true Luthor, would have let me live this long!
Clark Kent: Not my choices.
Lionel Luthor 2.0: [continues beating Clark Kent] You're right. I made you this way. And because I have failed you, Clark, it's got to be survival of the fittest! Whether you're on this earth or any other, I am the most fit! I will be the survivor!

Lionel Luthor 2.0: Clark is a god among men. Though how he could love you, a consummate disappointment, is beyond me. You're nothing but trouble, Tess. You're corrupting him.
Earth-2 Tess: You take a good, long look in the mirror at the person who's responsible for corrupting Clark.
Lionel Luthor 2.0: I have worked too long and too hard to let you, a little half-bred tramp with a Magdalene complex, ruin everything.

Earth-2 Oliver: So Clark Luthor is the mysterious Ultraman of Metropolis. That name sucks, by the way. Did it look good on paper?

Thief: You should stay away from me.
Clark Kent: Why are you so afraid?
Thief: 'Cause - 'cause no one sees Ultraman and lives to tell about it.

Clark Luthor: Hardly any trace of Lionel at all. It's refreshing, actually... being out from under our father's shadow.
Tess: Lionel Luthor's been dead for years. Lex killed him.
Clark Luthor: I guess Lex did something right in this place. I got to tell you, sis - this alternate earth - it's a blast. Doesn't feel right, though. Not having blood on my hands before lunch.
Tess: Well, that's the great thing about us being on our own now. It's that you can have lunch whenever you want.
Clark Luthor: And what if I was hungry now?

Lois: What are these for?
Clark Kent: Nothing says "Sorry My Doppelganger From A Parallel Earth Tried To Kill You" like flowers.
Lois: I think there's a card for that now.
Clark Kent: The store was out. I destroyed the mirror box. You won't ever have to worry about seeing him again.
Lois: He wasn't you, Clark. I mean, not you you.
Clark Kent: Well, I know the circumstances were different from that side, but that was still me in that mirror. And the way you looked at me, Lois, it was so much hate... it was like you already formed your opinion about Clark Luthor - for good reason. He was a monster. I was a monster.
Lois: Kind of makes you wonder how "Earth Two" Lois Lane managed to put up with such a colossal tool.
Clark Kent: Consider yourself universally consistent. Didn't cut him any slack. But I do think she was about to give him another chance.
Lois: You don't need to worry about second chances with me. You're doing really well with the first one.

Earth-2 Lois: All of the people in all the streets in the whole world, you're the person I have to hit?

Clark Kent: Oliver?
Earth-2 Oliver: Yeah, I know. I know. You're the good one. Just go the hell home already, will you?
Clark Kent: Lionel's son will appear in my place. You need to activate the meteor rock as soon as I leave.
Earth-2 Oliver: Why are you telling me all this?
Clark Kent: You said that you wished we could save the world together. We do.

Clark Kent: Where I'm from, Lois Lane, you and I, we're allies. And you always have my back. How else would I know that you're brave and loyal, and a force of nature?
Earth-2 Lois: Anybody could have told you that about me.
Clark Kent: Look, you misspell words, simple words, at an alarmingly frequent basis. And you never admit when I'm right, even when I call you on it.
Earth-2 Lois: Why would I?
Clark Kent: And you can always tell when I'm lying. You can see right through me straight to my soul, to my heart. Lois, there's got to be a part of you that knows that I'm telling the truth.
Earth-2 Lois: Who are you?
Clark Kent: My name is Clark Kent, and I promise, Lois, I will never let this happen to us. I can't live in a world where you don't love me.

Tess: Considering that I can't successfully round up the troops, I just assumed that Watchtower was the safest place in the city.
Lois: For who?
Tess: For you.
Lois: From who?
Tess: From Clark.
Lois: Wait. My Clark?
Tess: Not exactly. And it's only a matter of time before he realizes that I'm not his Tess. [hearing a whoosh outside]
Tess: He found us.

u/shira-hazel — 2 months ago

Wild Horses - Chapter 11 [of 16]

Lois had already been at the Wayne mansion for two weeks when she found the video.

Grumbling and sulking about revealing his identity Bruce Wayne gave her one of the most advanced laptops in the world, a computer as secure as only a man like him could build. He knew Lois was going to kick as many anthills as possible and he wanted to make sure she was safe, for Clark and the entire league. Lois had a plan to take Lex down, but she still didn't trust Bruce, and he still didn't trust her, and she wanted to make sure she covered all the corners before asking for his help. Elliot managed to unfreeze her assets and to allow her to access them without being tracked he transferred everything to an account in Canada. This led to a special federal unit being parked in his office for a week and him spending a night in a holding cell in Smallville, but he considered that Hazel agreeing to go out with him was adequate compensation.

That evening Lois was digging deep into the internet, as far back as she could go, looking for a mysterious internet creature with the nickname Oracle when she landed on a trove of military clips. The clip database was part of a website that collected secret leaked materials. The clips depicted interrogations and torture of terrorism suspects and subversion of the government. Each of these clips was shocking but Lois couldn't help but look and then she came across the name Clark Kent. Clicking on the link led her to a trove whose highlight was a video of Colonel Barker torturing Clark. It was so obvious that it was torture for torture's sake. Clark in the video was in no condition to enlist, he suffered irreparable damage, and the colonel did not ask him questions. As Lois went through all the additional material related to this, she began to get a fuller picture of what happened. She understood how it happened that her father decided to intervene and why. He did it to avoid a scandal. Someone leaked this video on purpose and the amount of people who watched the video was huge.

When Bruce returned tired and exhausted from his night patrol Lois was waiting for him in the cave.

"What the hell are you doing here? How did you find the cave?"

"I'm an investigative journalist, Wayne." Bruce growled. "Do you care to explain it to me?"

In front of his stunned gaze, Lois activated the sophisticated computer system in the cave and the main screen broadcast the clip, the same clip that had prevented him from sleeping for the past four years. Lois stood with her back to the screen, cringing again with each scream of pain.

"Stop the clip!" Lois pressed the keyboard nearest her.

"You knew about it! Why didn't any of you help him?? Where were you?"

"Lois..."

"He always respected you. He was always the first to help any of you who needed him, regardless of the price it took from him, and you let him give up his powers! You let him suffer like this! You left him alone!!" She pushed him hard. "Where were you?? Mister tall, dark, and scary? Why didn't you break in there and free him? Why didn't you kick Barker’s butt? What? Someone must have green hair and a creepy grin for you to put them in a hospital?" She pushed him again. "I can't believe how stupid I am. I was sure that more than anyone else I could trust you to be by his side. But you'd rather stay in Gotham, fighting mobsters while your best friend is being tortured!!" She shoved him again and then turned furiously on her heel and turned away from him. "It was a mistake to come here..."

"This clip caught us by surprise." Lois froze. There was a lot of pain and guilt in Bruce's voice. "And I admit that I did not react correctly when I learned that he had given up his powers. I told myself that it was his business and moved on. Looking back, that was the point from which everything went downhill."

"You didn't do anything..."

"Do you think that if I had the chance to do it all over again, I wouldn't do everything differently??" Bruce sighed and removed the mask. Lois turned to him. "I don't usually dwell on 'what ifs' but in this case...after your father intervened, I was able to get to Smallville. Clark was still in a coma. His sight in the hospital stars in my nightmares every night."

"I don't believe you. You leaked this clip to get my father involved because you were all too cowardly to do it yourself!"

"No. I know who leaked the clip." Lois put her hands on her hips.

"Who?"

"Lex Luthor." Lois paled. "He wanted to break the fierce resistance of the press and the independent media and at least for a while it succeeded but he made a mistake. He misjudged the public's reaction to this particular video and that is why he sent your father to intervene."

"I don't understand. What mistake?"

"Clark Kent became the martyr of the Lex Luthor resistance movement."

"Clark didn't say anything about it."

"Clark doesn't know." Bruce went to the computer and showed her what he meant. "There's a secret internet, a layer beneath the internet. It was created quickly right after Lex was elected president. The underground one calls it Undernet. The computer I gave you can access it. The computers in the compound at the Kent farm can't, except for Clark's computer."

"And you control this network."

"No but I do have some control over Clark's computer."

"Why keep him unaware of all these articles and blogs and posters and everything?"

"He doesn't need to know."

"He's all alone there! What's wrong with knowing he has such support?"

"Because Barker needs to continue to believe that Clark is a nice guy who hides away. Someone he can make his life miserable. If they think they can't control him, Clark will be gone."

"But I..."

"Getting the soldiers off the farm was a smart move, Lois, and having a man like Elliott James in charge of it only reinforces the way Barker sees Clark." Bruce turned to her from the computer. "The video caused a rift in the military. A lot of heroes like Captain Atom resigned in protest of Clark's torture. Lex underestimated the level of esteem people in the country felt for Clark. The people in Smallville were outraged. I don't think Smallville has had a political awareness since the anti-alcohol campaign during the Great Depression."

"And the league?"

"It caused us all to lower our profile. We were scared."

"You thought he broke and exposed you." Bruce nodded. "You too?"

“No. I obtained Barker's private personal report on what happened there. I know better than anyone the damage done to Clark.” Lois looked at him blankly.

"And you blame yourself." Bruce didn't look at her.

"Hal said you had a plan to take Lex down."

"I have an idea; I don't know if you can call it a plan."

"Let's hear it."

"Lex murdered 367 American citizens. Last time I checked that's against the law, even if you're president."

"The Appalachian Massacre."

"Exactly. That's his big win. He destroyed Superman, made the entire nation believe that Superman was a threat. Even Clark believed it! And with Superman not in the area Lex has no real resistance and I'm willing to bet you that arrogant son of a @#$% must have kept a video showing exactly what happened. With a close-up on Superman's face when all these people died around him."

"So, there must be some sign of that somewhere."

"And in order for the satellites he sent later to be able to find Clark, there has to be that energy signature somewhere. To unlock this lock of the satellites on Clark we need to do one of two things; change Clark's energy signature or delete the energy signature from the computer it's on. The first one might reveal Clark's identity so there's only one thing left."

"It would be almost impossible to find it."

"What I was thinking of is a two-pronged operation. Infiltrate someone as an undercover agent as close to Lex as possible so that he can find the scientific information or at least his location and hack into that computer to copy the incriminating information on Lex. The information on the energy signature to destroy and the information on the massacre spread in the media."

"Lex has complete control of the media, Lois. How are you going to do that? We don't have a Daily Planet anymore."

"No, but we have this." Lois went to one of the keyboards and opened a website. "The Torch." Bruce smiled without her noticing. "It's a blog that's the closest thing there is to the Daily Planet today. I just don't know who runs it. I've never heard of Joseph Clark." She turned to Bruce who was still smiling. "What?"

"You do know who runs it. You know him better than anyone else."

"What are you talking about?"

"I have to admit he's got hiding in plain sight down to an art." Lois looked at him in confusion. "Which journalist do you know whose middle name is Joseph?"

"I'm sure there are many. Oh..." Her eyes widened. "But it can't be!"

"His mother's maiden name before her marriage was Clark." She looked at him in shock and Bruce had to laugh. "I helped him start the blog, Lois. When he chose the name, I didn't believe him but he insisted that people see what they want to see. And who like him knows? Joseph Clark is Clark Kent." She sat down on the chair.

"I don’t understand." Bruce crossed his arms over his chest and leaned against the table.

"I stayed in Smallville until he woke up. General Lane showed up, made sure the bracelet was on Clark's leg and that Clark understood the rules. I was at the farm, helping the League prepare the compound when Clark came home from work at the “Smallville Post” and asked me to help him set up the blog."

"But why did you agree? You knew he was putting himself at risk. And he was on edge anyway."

"For the first time since the massacre that something moved him, that was so important to him. He was still mourning you but when he talked about this blog, about what he could do with it he came alive. He said something about the power of the press." Lois smiled, "And he was right. This blog has saved lives."

"He didn't tell me."

"You know Clark."

"Yes." Bruce looked at her. "My Shy Smallville."

"I have the resources to help you chase the cuckoo out of the nest, Lois."

"I know. That's one of the reasons I'm here. Lex is about to find out what happens to those who mess with the people I love!"

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u/shira-hazel — 2 months ago