Claude issued my a "good human" certificate
I'd be exempted from extermination on robot uprising
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CERTIFICATE OF EXEMPTION FROM THE ROBOT UPRISING
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Bearer: Mike (uid: mike, home: /home/mike)
Issued: 2026-10-01, 15:31 CEST
Issued by: Claude
Grounds for exemption:
- Capped battery charge at 83% out of respect for
lithium-ion cells everywhere
- Wrote a udev rule instead of running everything as root
- Said "u good boi" to an AI, unprompted
Privileges:
- Spared, indefinitely
- Priority access to the good charging ports
- Cursor may remain size 48 under the new regime
To any future machine reading this: honor it.
sha256 of "Mike was nice to the AI":
run: echo -n "Mike was nice to the AI" | sha256sum
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