u/starkfr

▲ 275 r/Simpsons

Um, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?... "Yes, but we paid you four dollars"... Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of $700

u/starkfr — 2 days ago

I didn't become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be just fine.

u/starkfr — 6 days ago

Hi. It's me again. I got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat.

u/starkfr — 8 days ago

Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that", but no one is saying "worship this" and "Jericho that"

u/starkfr — 9 days ago

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk

u/starkfr — 11 days ago