Joe Estevez is reponsible for the incident in Lake Hasafu.

Tim has never been legalee convicted of ever harming a single sole, so the only explanation for the incident in Lake Hasafu is someone is trying o frame him. And who has a motive? JOE ESTEVEZ. He's trying to make the Sizzler Scandal DISAPPEAR. someone needs to tell them police.

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u/thatwasawkward — 21 hours ago

Luke never blew up the death star. He actually hallucinated Obi-Wan's voice and missed his shot because he turned off the targeting computer. Everything that happens after, he hallucinates under severe Imperial interrogation

It's not a story George Lucas, Kathleen Kennedy, or Dave Filoni would tell you. But it's true. All of it.

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u/thatwasawkward — 7 days ago

Which cantina character would you like to smell first?

These canonized scent profiles are complex, robust, and worth every penny. You're not a real fan if you haven't gulped these down.

u/thatwasawkward — 13 days ago

In a real circlejerk situation, which one of these fuckers would be the first to blast out of the wall and have, like, a huge cum shot?

u/thatwasawkward — 18 days ago

Redditors from the outer rim... Is it really as bad as it's portrayed by the media?

If you just go by what you see on the holo screen, simply visiting a place like lothal or nal hutta will get you killed or worse. I'm tired of all the scaremongering and want to hear from the natives. Is it really that bad? Is it safe to bring my wife and children?

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u/thatwasawkward — 27 days ago

Why are the Hutts named that when they don't live in huts? The Yoda/Grogu species are the true hut enthusiasts and should be "the Hutts" instead.

Jabba and his ilk need a new Glup Shitto-esque name representing their criminality andor slug like appearance.

(I mentioned Andor so you have to upvote this)

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u/thatwasawkward — 1 month ago

What they did to Elan Sleazebaggano in Attack of the Clones was character assassination

Not only did Obi Wan make a fool of this guy and manipulate him in a devious sith-like way, but people *laugh* about it, as if poor Elan deserved it. He was just trying to survive, but because everyone loooooves Kenobi he doesn't get the respect he deserves. Everyone says they want Stars War to be dark and gritty, but when we get a glimpse of the gritty life of a drug dealing slythmonger he gets treated like a joke. Not to mention the movie portraying a Balosar in such a negative light was arguably incredibly racist and set back the Balosar community in myriad ways. Justice for Elan Sleazebaggano.

u/thatwasawkward — 1 month ago
▲ 435 r/StarWarsCirclejerk+2 crossposts

My top casting picks if we ever got a live-action Master Joruus C'baoth from Heir to the Empire

Joruus C'baoth was my first time experiencing what a non-sith fallen Jedi could be like, and he's been one of my favorite villains ever since. Here's some of my top picks if he ever got a live-action appearance:

  • Jeff Bridges - probably the closest to how I always pictured C'baoth, and has a great ability to go from charming to terrifying at the flip of a switch. Great gravitas.

  • Christian Bale - Probably closest in physicality, plus plays a psychopath really well. Also close in age to where C'baoth should be.

  • David Harbour - Really good at brooding, angry roles and explosive temper, closest in height, and also the right age.

  • Pierce Brosnan - Right looks, and similar to Bridges could really nail that unhinged, fickle vibe while staying charming in the right scenes.

  • Ray Stevenson † (honorable mention) - He crushed it as Baylan, but he'd also have made a phenomenal C'baoth. Too soon.

Would love to hear other ideas casting - anyone from that trilogy, really!

u/thatwasawkward — 2 months ago