As Vice Director of T Corp, I am happy to announce the following

The armada mostly came back safely, saving us time and money from recovery

The mass is DEAD, undead?, whatever, you know what that means, 5 hundred per-

⏰: no

Fine

u/therslashplaceguy — 16 hours ago

Targeting the Black Trial

Soldiers!

You were once the homeless of T Corp, I know circumstances are strange, monsters everywhere, the head vulnerable, strange landscape, BUT, the clock watches over us, we will succeed!

READY

AIM

FIRE

-Class 4 Admiral _______

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ….

The replica of the rain that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah hit the Black Trial

Black Vanguard Lindamea avoids the cannon barrage

Black Arbiter Hein is destroyed by the barrage

Black Judge Baphomet was severely wounded

Praise the Clock

u/therslashplaceguy — 18 hours ago

As Vice Director of T Corp, we got reports that our cannons are bombarding Grimm, however, he’s one tough but to crack

u/therslashplaceguy — 18 hours ago

I mean… if the head says so, I guess we gotta help

We’re sending our newly built armada to help MPR unless the force of MPR attacks it

u/therslashplaceguy — 19 hours ago

Essentially what happened

((Ok, let’s restrain ourselves from the long fight scenes))

Ok, so here’s my narration

Just like the distortion said, but I improvised, I used a large boulder to shield myself

The mage shot lasers at me, the boulder saved me and it was destroyed

I rushed in as _______ covered me, the bullets almost hitting the mage forced it to take cover and focus on her

A mistake it made was not keeping me away, I accelerated to the tower, climbed up the tower and one shot the mage with an uppercut

Hmm….

I think I like this tower, it’s mine now

Praise the Clock

u/therslashplaceguy — 19 hours ago

Good news, we have identified the smuggler, it seems to be an undead mage, bad news, he’s acting like a sniper, shooting long range magic from that tower

The little rat is hiding somewhere there

u/therslashplaceguy — 20 hours ago

As Vice Director of T Corp, the mass is slowly becoming smaller, just a few more hours of cannon fire and the mass should…die?, undie?, whatever

Meanwhile, me and ______ will set out to tax and kill the smuggler

u/therslashplaceguy — 21 hours ago

When you go to the funny elite node on timeline collapse, everything was going so well with 80% evade and suddenly, one turn, you get hit with 800 doom

u/therslashplaceguy — 23 hours ago

The process of getting the reikgons immolator inside T Corp

The immolator was transported to the seas of T Corp

After being dropped off to a transport ship, the immolator was transported to the heavily fortified docks of T Corp

The citizens have never seen someone like them, or any other basement dwellers for the matter, but they mostly glanced once before going back to what they’re doing

The immolator was then transported to the 2nd quadrant’s hospital

Even from there, they could hear the cannon barrage, but wondered how the cannons shot with the same fire rate as lmg’s

u/therslashplaceguy — 1 day ago

As Vice Director of T Corp, the mass is charging for the wall, no doubt it could climb the wall with its size

ALL ARTILLERY, FOCUS ON THE MASS

3

2

1

FIREEEE!

-Class 5 Artillery Regiment Commander “Slip”

The rain that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah is almost replicated as the cannons shot

u/therslashplaceguy — 1 day ago

((Random T Corp Shi)) As Vice Director of T Corp, we will build a massive iron wall in response to an oncoming threat

Due to the influence of an unknown creature smuggling dead bodies into Velen, the bodies uhh, mashed together and now, there’s a literal mass of undeath

The mass is 600 meters tall and who knows how wide, necrophages follow the mass, the mass has cannons, detachable undead and spits jets of acid

T Corp is in temporary lockdown, no one is allowed in or out until a. The monster gets taxed and then executed, or b. The mass itself is destroyed

Praise the Clock

u/therslashplaceguy — 1 day ago

When you bring a twinfangs and roll build to clear 2nd Autumn War for the 1st time and see that the Witch has 150 retaliate so you lowkey just give up and accept your 60 gems

u/therslashplaceguy — 2 days ago

As Vice Director of T Corp, I make the following announcements

Thanks to the collaboration between the Rekigons and T Corp’s naval forces, we’ve successfully hunted down 1 of the 8 known Sea Giants, making the very polluted seawaters of T Corp much safer

HR, I didn’t know they exist, says that I have to “tone down on the taxes a little bit”, you know what, fine, daily taxes are now just 17% until further notice

There will be a massive hospital for each quadrant of T Corp, sure this ate up some money, but the Clock said I have to

Temperatures have dropped to -10 degrees Celsius, fortunately, we T Corp citizens, have adapted so this doesn’t kill us even if we only wear a t shirt and pants, but for immigrants, there are free cold weather gear until your body adapts to the cold

The Chaos Dungeon is NOT a tourist attraction, we have set up multiple high quality security guards as well as time dilated steel bars, if you get killed by the numerous ALEPH class abnormalities and monsters in there, it is not our fault

______’s not giving up, does she have nothing to do but act like a Buddha statue until I let her meet sir?

In the forests of Velen, sights of packs of Slyzards fly around the skies, Archespores disguise themselves as trees bearing fruit, Shalmaars roll around the natural tunnels, Ancient Leshens stalk the forest and massive herds of Fiends feed off the pollution of the outskirts of T Corp, in short, it’s not safe in the outskirts of T Corp, unless you stick on the main path

The Black Trial has finally stopped pursuing me, yey, unless I commit a grave sin, I can finally go back

Praise the Clock

u/therslashplaceguy — 2 days ago

As Director of T Corp, I will send the Moving Fortress of T Corp to help the Rekigons

It is a beautiful titanic fleet-carrier and battleship that can traverse both land and sea

u/therslashplaceguy — 3 days ago

Another Fight (Part 2)

The monster stopped. Carefully, it observed its target looking for weakpoints.

Afterwards, it then proceeded to make its next move, making a very soft hum.

The Vice Director rushed forward but

Yaaahh!

3 Ghouls threw themselves at the Vice Director, he killed 2 with a chop, but the 3rd one clung on to his leg as the monster fired 5 shots at him, all aiming at the heart

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang

The Vice Director quickly kicked the ghoul away and dodged to the right before the first bullet got to his location

The monster quickly hummed

Yaaahh!

More ghouls came to aid the monster, 5 of them, the first swiped left with its claw, the Vice Director left uppercuts the light monster miles away, the second and third took the chance to strike him with their teeth, but he grabbed both of them and smashed their heads

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang

The monster shot at him but he grabbed the last two, who tried leaping at him, and threw them at the bullets

Bam

Using the thrown ghouls as cover, he accelerates to the eye in an attempt to quickly kill the monster but moves right at the last second

Hummm

It turns out that after firing the shots, it also used the ghouls as cover, charging the beam and launched it at him, but again, he dodged it and almost hit the eye with a right hook, but it turned itself into a bowl like shape, the center, the eye, moved away from the fist

It uses its body to form a fist and

Bam

Hits the Vice Director with a right hook, sending him flying for 1.84 seconds until he grabbed the ground and held on, stopping himself from being launched further

The monster hummed longer than before, but only 3 ghouls came, the Vice Director grabbed the leg of the ghoul on the left with his right hand and swatted the other 2 away

Huh?

Suddenly, 4 ghouls who learned magic, specifically prepared for him, used gravity manipulation on him, turning the gravity 8 times the normal amount!

The monster finished charging its beam and shot it at the incapacitated Vice Director from behind

Humm

The Vice Director’s eye shook as the beam was millimeters away from his back, sensing something, it seems to be over for him, he doesn’t know about the beam

Boom

He somersaults away from the beam and lands behind the monster and

Bam

The Vice Director cracks the eye with a right uppercut, the monster levitated away, seemingly shocked by how wide its cracked wide eye is

u/therslashplaceguy — 3 days ago