
u/therslashplaceguy

As Vice Director of T Corp, I am happy to announce the following
The armada mostly came back safely, saving us time and money from recovery
The mass is DEAD, undead?, whatever, you know what that means, 5 hundred per-
⏰: no
Fine
Targeting the Black Trial
Soldiers!
You were once the homeless of T Corp, I know circumstances are strange, monsters everywhere, the head vulnerable, strange landscape, BUT, the clock watches over us, we will succeed!
READY
AIM
FIRE
-Class 4 Admiral _______
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ….
The replica of the rain that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah hit the Black Trial
Black Vanguard Lindamea avoids the cannon barrage
Black Arbiter Hein is destroyed by the barrage
Black Judge Baphomet was severely wounded
Praise the Clock
As Vice Director of T Corp, we got reports that our cannons are bombarding Grimm, however, he’s one tough but to crack
Our armada has arrived on MPR
It is now walking on land
I mean… if the head says so, I guess we gotta help
We’re sending our newly built armada to help MPR unless the force of MPR attacks it
Essentially what happened
((Ok, let’s restrain ourselves from the long fight scenes))
Ok, so here’s my narration
Just like the distortion said, but I improvised, I used a large boulder to shield myself
The mage shot lasers at me, the boulder saved me and it was destroyed
I rushed in as _______ covered me, the bullets almost hitting the mage forced it to take cover and focus on her
A mistake it made was not keeping me away, I accelerated to the tower, climbed up the tower and one shot the mage with an uppercut
Hmm….
I think I like this tower, it’s mine now
Praise the Clock
Good news, we have identified the smuggler, it seems to be an undead mage, bad news, he’s acting like a sniper, shooting long range magic from that tower
The little rat is hiding somewhere there
As Vice Director of T Corp, the mass is slowly becoming smaller, just a few more hours of cannon fire and the mass should…die?, undie?, whatever
Meanwhile, me and ______ will set out to tax and kill the smuggler
When you go to the funny elite node on timeline collapse, everything was going so well with 80% evade and suddenly, one turn, you get hit with 800 doom
The process of getting the reikgons immolator inside T Corp
The immolator was transported to the seas of T Corp
After being dropped off to a transport ship, the immolator was transported to the heavily fortified docks of T Corp
The citizens have never seen someone like them, or any other basement dwellers for the matter, but they mostly glanced once before going back to what they’re doing
The immolator was then transported to the 2nd quadrant’s hospital
Even from there, they could hear the cannon barrage, but wondered how the cannons shot with the same fire rate as lmg’s
Bullying both Mesmerizer (5 bleed per turn meets Bleed Enforcer Build) and Brothers to Eternity 2.0 (lol)
As Vice Director of T Corp, the mass is charging for the wall, no doubt it could climb the wall with its size
ALL ARTILLERY, FOCUS ON THE MASS
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FIREEEE!
-Class 5 Artillery Regiment Commander “Slip”
The rain that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah is almost replicated as the cannons shot
((Random T Corp Shi)) As Vice Director of T Corp, we will build a massive iron wall in response to an oncoming threat
Due to the influence of an unknown creature smuggling dead bodies into Velen, the bodies uhh, mashed together and now, there’s a literal mass of undeath
The mass is 600 meters tall and who knows how wide, necrophages follow the mass, the mass has cannons, detachable undead and spits jets of acid
T Corp is in temporary lockdown, no one is allowed in or out until a. The monster gets taxed and then executed, or b. The mass itself is destroyed
Praise the Clock
When you bring a twinfangs and roll build to clear 2nd Autumn War for the 1st time and see that the Witch has 150 retaliate so you lowkey just give up and accept your 60 gems
As Vice Director of T Corp, I make the following announcements
Thanks to the collaboration between the Rekigons and T Corp’s naval forces, we’ve successfully hunted down 1 of the 8 known Sea Giants, making the very polluted seawaters of T Corp much safer
HR, I didn’t know they exist, says that I have to “tone down on the taxes a little bit”, you know what, fine, daily taxes are now just 17% until further notice
There will be a massive hospital for each quadrant of T Corp, sure this ate up some money, but the Clock said I have to
Temperatures have dropped to -10 degrees Celsius, fortunately, we T Corp citizens, have adapted so this doesn’t kill us even if we only wear a t shirt and pants, but for immigrants, there are free cold weather gear until your body adapts to the cold
The Chaos Dungeon is NOT a tourist attraction, we have set up multiple high quality security guards as well as time dilated steel bars, if you get killed by the numerous ALEPH class abnormalities and monsters in there, it is not our fault
______’s not giving up, does she have nothing to do but act like a Buddha statue until I let her meet sir?
In the forests of Velen, sights of packs of Slyzards fly around the skies, Archespores disguise themselves as trees bearing fruit, Shalmaars roll around the natural tunnels, Ancient Leshens stalk the forest and massive herds of Fiends feed off the pollution of the outskirts of T Corp, in short, it’s not safe in the outskirts of T Corp, unless you stick on the main path
The Black Trial has finally stopped pursuing me, yey, unless I commit a grave sin, I can finally go back
Praise the Clock
As Director of T Corp, I will send the Moving Fortress of T Corp to help the Rekigons
It is a beautiful titanic fleet-carrier and battleship that can traverse both land and sea
Another Fight (Part 2)
The monster stopped. Carefully, it observed its target looking for weakpoints.
Afterwards, it then proceeded to make its next move, making a very soft hum.
The Vice Director rushed forward but
Yaaahh!
3 Ghouls threw themselves at the Vice Director, he killed 2 with a chop, but the 3rd one clung on to his leg as the monster fired 5 shots at him, all aiming at the heart
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
The Vice Director quickly kicked the ghoul away and dodged to the right before the first bullet got to his location
The monster quickly hummed
Yaaahh!
More ghouls came to aid the monster, 5 of them, the first swiped left with its claw, the Vice Director left uppercuts the light monster miles away, the second and third took the chance to strike him with their teeth, but he grabbed both of them and smashed their heads
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
The monster shot at him but he grabbed the last two, who tried leaping at him, and threw them at the bullets
Bam
Using the thrown ghouls as cover, he accelerates to the eye in an attempt to quickly kill the monster but moves right at the last second
Hummm
It turns out that after firing the shots, it also used the ghouls as cover, charging the beam and launched it at him, but again, he dodged it and almost hit the eye with a right hook, but it turned itself into a bowl like shape, the center, the eye, moved away from the fist
It uses its body to form a fist and
Bam
Hits the Vice Director with a right hook, sending him flying for 1.84 seconds until he grabbed the ground and held on, stopping himself from being launched further
The monster hummed longer than before, but only 3 ghouls came, the Vice Director grabbed the leg of the ghoul on the left with his right hand and swatted the other 2 away
Huh?
Suddenly, 4 ghouls who learned magic, specifically prepared for him, used gravity manipulation on him, turning the gravity 8 times the normal amount!
The monster finished charging its beam and shot it at the incapacitated Vice Director from behind
Humm
The Vice Director’s eye shook as the beam was millimeters away from his back, sensing something, it seems to be over for him, he doesn’t know about the beam
Boom
He somersaults away from the beam and lands behind the monster and
Bam
The Vice Director cracks the eye with a right uppercut, the monster levitated away, seemingly shocked by how wide its cracked wide eye is