TIFU by turning my ass into a flamethrower.

So... I had one of those cans of compressed gas that people use to clean computers or other tech stuff. It contains a propane/butane mix, which is obviously highly flammable.

For reasons I can't really justify, I sprayed a little bit of the gas into my butt while I was in the bathroom. As I stood in front of a mirror, I lit a candle, and thought it'd be funny to fart toward the flame.

The first few attemps, not too mich happened, but then, instead of a little flame, there was a massive fireball that scared the absolute hell out of me. Probaply also charred a few pubes down there.

Nothing caught on fire, and I didn't get injured, but it was definitely one of the dumbest things I've ever done.

TL;DR I put flammable gas into my ass and farted on a candle.

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 8 days ago

karate joe's #1 simp

Chat, I love karate Joe so much, I want to the pots he punches, the light bulbs, the barrels, the rocks, everything. I want to bite his beautiful nose. I could the punch to his kick. I have 20 Joe plushes dowsed in milk that I love to throw on the wall and suck the milk out of. It went all over the screen when I saw him in remix 7 fever. My entire room is covered in pngs of him. Yes, I want the karate to be man. I want to kiss Joe all over, he is a bbg, I want to sleep with him, I want to smell him, I want to see him, I want to study every atom of his. I watch him sleep through the small vents in the basement, I am in the basement floor, I am his hair strands, I am the yellow background, when he's thinking of pancakes he's thinking of ME, I love him. He's MINE, no one else's, I will fucking bomb anyone who says they love him. I will live in their walls. I love the way his basement tastes. I love to eat the rats on the ground. I am karate Joe's #1 simp.

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 10 days ago

The true meaning of 67

The 6 is supposed to resemble a breast and the 7 is a hand with a flattened palm. The hand with the flattened palm is implied to be holding up the other breast. Now, if you flip the number 67 (so that it looks roughly like ٢მ) it looks like the other breast is being held up while the other one is hanging. Repeatedly change between the mirrored version and the normal version quickly and you can see two hands juggling boobers. This is the true origin of the hand gesture used by that stupid kid while he said 67.

That's right, 67 has been a basic dirty joke all this time. It's like 69 but more stupid

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 12 days ago

Explanation of vore

Vore is being sensationally misinterpreted in the same way gaslighting does as being 'just another form of lying'. They're both more specific (in origin, history and 'practice') than how they are often made popular outside of their original conventional context and meaning. People are calling content like this 'fetishistic' because of the inaccurate projection they're painting ontop of what their primitive first impression of what vore is/was to them; or the more vulgarized way they're wanting other people to perceive it (for the sake of creating and spreading inaccurate first impressions about other cultures and phenomena).

This picture was one of the first images that came up for the definition when I looked it up, but all of the other first results on webpages for text definitions make the same convoluted, inexperienced connection of vore with any type of carnivorism, including cannibalism.

Vore began with the "swallowing or devouring" "whole" part, which often came with a cannibalistic aspect. But, most all if not entirely all of the earliest vore content was about something eating something else like a snake, with no mastication.

With the more nescient forms of vore you'd be more likely to see a lack of cannibalism - animals consuming different types of animals - rather than a lack of 'swallowing whole'.

But, this idea of all carnivore content being translated as fetishistic is more about the attempt to deny anyone's creative interpretation of the works like this than it is specifically about mischaracterizing a single word or unrelated fetish; and, they're just reaching for the closest, most convenient niche topic to do so with, without even making mention of the word you did.

It's okay to get the word wrong, or misunderstand it; that's easy and innocent to do. But, like I'm saying, that's not what people calling stuff like this 'a fetish' are partaking in.

By specifying or correcting what they're saying you're just falling into the trap of ultimately limiting someone's ability to artistically express themselves, even if it's 'only' through the use of generative ai.

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 20 days ago
▲ 250 r/LadyGaga

So for some reason the 10th anniversary edition is fully monochrome and has no text, but why is it so dim?

I generally prefer the one without the text because I think the font looks bad, but why make it fully black and white and so dark?

u/turdy_gurdysmother — 24 days ago

Please put an NSFL tag on this

Please put an NSFL tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and "ew, gross”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people vomiting together from this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFL

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 1 month ago

Animistic beliefs

If Japanese animistic beliefs are true imagine how much it would suck to be the soul of a body pillow. Imagine spending 100 years as a body pillow before gaining agency as a Tsukumogami. Government agencies would create seizure and combustion programs once sentient body pillows start to come alive and start killing their owners.

Is there anyone more knowledgeable about Tsukumogami to tell me im wrong.

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 1 month ago

An ad on Reddit for a game called Liminal Logistics by indie developer PlayValley

I think this type of ad should be called fetslop because for some reason this ad places extra focus on the pissing mechanic despite it just being one mechanic.

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u/turdy_gurdysmother — 1 month ago