u/undeniablefruit

I desperately need to discuss BOMT with like-minded folk (it's my favorite album)

I don't see this posted often, but I just need to talk about it. I love BOMT, it's my absolute favorite Britney album. I really like the sort of r&b flavor of her voice and her low voice so much. It should be noted that my music taste is sort of stuck in the 90s and before for the most part lol (even though I was born in 97).

I feel like this was the only album where we were able to get her real deal vocals. It's unfortunate she didn't write any songs on the album but it's still so special to me.

I just tried ranking the songs and I literally can't, they're all just *so good.*

Born To Make You Happy, From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart, Soda Pop (DON'T understand the hate on this one), Sometimes, Thinkin' About You all really showcase her nice deeper vocals. Her range is crazy and I can't believe they made her do the higher vocals and the baby voice after this album, especially considering how popular the album is.

I'm of the opinion that if this album was released today it would still blow up. It's just so good.

The entire album is just so good, I don't skip anything, not even The Beat Goes On.

Anyone else in here who just cannot get enough of this album? I've listened to it probably 30 times since Thursday 😂😭 I'm autistic tho so that heavily contributes

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u/undeniablefruit — 4 days ago

On a yarn review from Amazon

Never in my life have I seen anything better on the evil bezos app than this review. This chicken is amazing

u/undeniablefruit — 7 days ago

I finished my first granny square (I say this loosely)! Here's what I learned!

I tagged this as "repairing a crochet item" because I was looking for some help repairing my baby blanket, but wanted to update you all as well!

I finally finished my first granny square! It's my first ever finished piece. I began crocheting again after not doing it for probably over a decade now. The last thing I made was a sc rectangle for my rats. They love to destroy things to burrow so it wasn't a serious piece. My gram passed in January and I picked up crochet again to keep her spirit alive. She crocheted all the way up until the last two weeks of her life, because she quite literally couldn't, as she was intubated. She made me my first ever baby blanket, pic on slide 3 ❤️

Anyway, I made this for my cat, because I needed practice, and he doesn't care if I messed up. He's very supportive.

Here are some things that I learned:

  1. Stitch markers are essential, at least for the first few rows. I clearly did not use one.

  2. Turning your work is also essential. I need to find a video of someone explaining it like I'm five years old. This will be much easier with color changes. I used multicolor yarn for this project.

  3. MULTICOLOR YARN IS YOUR ENEMY for granny squares. They look okay until they don't, and then they just look confusing. I will be using different colors of yarn for my next one.

  4. I need to pay attention much more, especially early on. Noticing mistakes early into things will make frogging much less stressful and painful.

  5. I need to pay close attention to how many dc's I'm doing in each space. There are some with two, some with 4, most with three... But my corners are inconsistent too. At some point I forgot that it was 3 dc, ch 1, 3 dc, and I was just doing 3 dc and then something I don't even remember doing lol. I have to pay much more attention. It got much better toward the end.

  6. I think a sc border will look much nicer and give me sharper corners.

  7. I don't need to be so hard on myself when something doesn't look perfect.

I'm pretty proud of what I've got here, even though it's definitely far from perfect. I can't wait to do my next one. I will continue to practice with different colored yarns. I plan to make a big blanket for my bed with some rather pricey yarn I bought to motivate me to practice.

P.S. - Is there a way I can fix the middle of my baby blanket? Thanks in advance!

P.P.S. - Thank you all so much for your help a couple of weeks back! I really appreciated all of the comments! :-)

u/undeniablefruit — 7 days ago

I KNOW it's just a TV show, it's not serious, but can anyone discuss how bad of a chef Sookie is with me?

Probably beating a dead horse, but I'm not super active in the sub. I've seen people mention it but haven't seen a post about it yet.

Sookie is a bad chef. In the opening credits for the first few seasons, she has a bandage on her hand, after doing something stupid in the kitchen, she's not wearing gloves, she tastes something OFF HER FINGER and then adds a dash of something into what she's cooking WITH that hand she licked and injured without a proper bandage on it or a glove. If she was a trained chef, or just even an experienced chef, she would know there are tasting spoons for a reason. So you don't germ up your food!

She also can't cut things or hold a knife properly and it makes me SO MAD. Like!?!? YOU'RE A CHEF!?

In the first season, her and Lorelai are at Luke's, and she's micromanaging him. He leaves and she goes behind the counter, *does not wash her hands,* and starts just adding random shit to plates. "I added a little cayenne pepper and fresh lemon, you're gonna *plotz!"* No, ma'am, he won't. it's a damn open faced turkey sandwich, and he's a big burly man. He does not care. She added parsley as a garnish to some random plate, but one of those stupid "not supposed to eat it" garnishes, which is just pointless and a waste of food. The parsley thing is something that bugs me with her, she's done it more than once.

At Cinnamon's wake, she's power- and praise-hungry, fighting Luke to get through the door and trying to assert her dominance, and Luke perfectly shuts it down with his "Dig in!"

This one bothers me the most: she set her brand new, beautiful, VERY expensive kitchen on fire because she *didn't clean the vent hoods* over the oven. *ANY* chef that has worked in any restaurant ever with a stove or a fryer knows how important it is to clean the vents to prevent a grease fire. I cannot wrap my head around the fact that she didn't do that. Also, where is their mop sink??? And who washes the dishes???

Another thing that bothers me is how she speaks to her staff, especially at the Independence Inn, and especially to the Spanish speakers. It feels like she's belittling them a lot (in my opinion).

Her temper tantrum she threw when Jackson brought her blueberries instead of strawberries. I understand that being frustrating when you have a whole menu planned out, but she's such a good chef, she should be able to improvise.

The crab or lobster or something pinched her and she loosely wrapped it up and continued cooking without washing it.

She regularly sets things on fire, especially in the first few seasons. She caught a towel on fire on the stove and walked away and someone else put it out for her. Like how could you be so careless?

Also can't even imagine the amount of cost that is sunk because of the massive amounts of food she orders for her... like, 10 daily guests lol.

There are other instances but these are off the top of my head.

Also, fwiw, I *love* Melissa McCarthy. I just can't stand her being a horrible chef lol.

Any other instances you all can think of?

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u/undeniablefruit — 12 days ago

Please help me with my granny square corners. I started accidentally improvising somewhere along the lines and ended up forgetting what I was doing.

EDIT: thank you all very much for your replies! I've decided to just go around like I'm supposed to and it's worked itself out in just another two rows, thankfully. It's not noticeable to my untrained eye, and my cat won't know the difference (this is for him), so I'm sticking with it, and I'll be sure to pay more attention next time. Thank you all again so much! I'm trying to do my gramma proud by carrying on her tradition of crochet :-)

Pic 1 is the corner I'm struggline with, the rest are the corners I'm liking the looks of. The last pic is where I left off last night. Note the corners.

My name last night may as well have been butter, because I was on a *ROLL* doing this granny square. However, I woke up today, excited to do more, and I somehow completely forgot how I was doing my corners. This is my actual first legitimate project that's not just practice. I went to bed feeling so good because my corners were sharp and not rounded, but I noticed that I had been doing it differently/not at all up until a certain point. They ended up getting really good, but now I'm at my first corner of the day, and I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. It looks like I was doing just 3 dc in the corners for the last completed ones (you can see there are some where I've done 6 further into the square if you look closely), but I don't know what the heck I was doing after that. Chain 1 then 3 more dc into the same hole? No. Chain 3 then single crochet in the third chain next to it? I have no idea. I tried doing a set of 6 dc (3 dc, ch1, 3 dc) in the one I'm working right now and it just looked swollen and weird and not very sharp like the others. I continued on with my row thinking it'd straighten out but it still like looked weird. I've tried like 4 different times and have frogged each time.

I'm hoping someone here has an experienced enough eye to understand what I have been doing to get the straight corners on my last round or two.

[This](https://youtu.be/P8e-9k3JsEI?si=A-t53GCh\_YJ-2OU7) is the tutorial I've been using, but somewhere along the way, I guess I just began improvising because when I do it this way, it looks bulged.

Please help!

Thanks in advance!

u/undeniablefruit — 13 days ago

Hello again! I posted a month or two ago about making a granny square that turned into a circle. I sort of kept just messing with it and it turned into a weird extra long beanie lol. Other than not counting stitches - how does this look?

Just trying to get some basics down before I move onto hopefully a much better granny square. I plan to use stitch markers when I do my next one, which will just be double crochet.

What do you think of this? Are my stitches okay? I didn't watch a tutorial or anything so I honestly don't know if this is a single crochet or something else.

u/undeniablefruit — 15 days ago