LONGVILLE ADMINISTRATION ORDER-ADMINISTRATIVE PARDON TO PRISONERS THAT ENLIST IN PENAL BATALLIONS

Under the powers bestowed upon me as chief administrator, due to the war effort and starvation situation, every able-bodied man must fight to receive insignant rations by force. I pardon every prisoner that is able-bodied and joins the war effort in the penal batallions.

u/undertalepedro1- — 4 days ago

The administrator assumes his post.

"KASANE!" Miku storms into the office room in the Kasane household.

"?"

"A letter! From the Prime Minister! It's for you!"

"Okay okay, don't get so excited, it's probably about my ta- ...oh, hm, Chief Administrator, huh?"

"What?! What do you mean?"

"I mean that I have full and complete authority in Longville. Finally, we can prepare."

"Yay! We can finally boss people around!"

"Whatever you say, prepare the pardons, it's time to use penal hands to good use."

"Aye aye, Captain Teto!"

He sips his coffee, looking down from the city above, smiling after what felt like weeks, because the city is his.

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u/undertalepedro1- — 4 days ago

"Der Chairman's Face" By The Dorian Iron Front Choir

When Der chairman says, "Is this the sacred war?"

We hail, hail, because der chairman's a bore

Not to love Der chairman is a great disgrace

So we hail, hail right in Der Chairman's face

When the propagandists say, "We own the world and space!"

We hail, hail right in the propagandist's face

When Herr General says, "We would never bomb their place!"

We hail, hail right in Herr General's face

"Are we not the supermen? Dorian true supermen?"

Yeah, we are the supermen (super-duper supermen)

"Is this commie land so good?"

"Would you leave it if you could?"

Yeah, this commie land is good!

We would leave it, if we could!

We bring the world to order

Hail the chairman's world new order

Everyone of Insignant land

Will love Der chairman's hand

When we bring to the world this order

When Der chairman says, "Is this the sacred war?"

We hail, hail cuz the chairman's a bore!

Not to love Der chairman is a great disgrace

So we hail, hail right in Der Chairman's face

When Der Chairman says, "Is this the Sacred War?"

We hail, hail for the chairman's a bore

Not to love Der chairman is a great disgrace

So we hail, hail right in Der chairman's face

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u/undertalepedro1- — 5 days ago

LOG 291:LONGVILLE:PRISON

K.T:Number 96, please make your way to the interrogation chamber.

96:...

K.T:Let's see, two charges of homicide. Interesting. Do you know how to use a firearm?

96:No.

K.T:A Harpoon?

96:Yes.

K.T:...Interesting, would you like to enter the penal batallion of the resistance? We will make sure you blend into Insignant after you battles.

96:...I'm in, tell me what to do, boss.

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u/undertalepedro1- — 6 days ago

Monotrophic.

The Kasane Residence,1 PM:

"Kasane, I'm tired."

"Of what, Hatsune?"

"Of everything, we can only eat whale, that's everything we have, can't we eat anything else?"

"like what? We have nothing, we have been starving for months, it's either eating whales or dying. Longville is only surviving because of fucking whale meat."

"But-"

"Do you want to starve? Do you want to die a slow death?"

"..."

"I'm sorry, it's just...people are dying, I feel like my work is just not enough, 10% of longville is already dead and I need to pretend that everything is fine for my employees and the people who I feed, I shouldn't take it on you."

"It's okay, I get it."

"Look, it'll be over soon."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

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u/undertalepedro1- — 8 days ago

THE CREATION OF THE DORIAN POLITICAL COMPASS

INVIDUAL:the idea that the individual is more important and should have the freedom to choose what they would so choose, with restrictions moving closer to the middle(Economic Progressivism)

STATE:the idea that the state should be centralized, that the state should intervene in the lives of the individual(Economic Conservatism)

BLUTONIAN:People who are closer to the ideology of Bluitwins(Social Progressivism)

WOODLANDIAN:people who are closer to the ideology of Wwwoodlandsss(Social Conservatism)

(You will do the compass slop and you will like it)

u/undertalepedro1- — 9 days ago

Tea time.

In a smoggy day in Longville, Teto is drinking his afternoon tea, until Miku bursts through the door.

H.M:Kasane.

K.T:hm?

H.M:They got them, four of them.

K.T:On what?

H.M:Terrorism.

K.T:Terrorism? TERRORISM? FOR WHAT? GOING AGAINST THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT PEACEFULLY? WANTING TO PASS BILLS THAT MAKE DORIA BETTER? I'M TIRED OF THEM FINDING WAYS TO FUCKING PERSECUTE ANYBODY, EVERY DAY, MORE PEOPLE KEEP ON-

H.M:Calm down, they might be listening to us.

K.T:Right...you know? We may be next, all of us, first, they'll come for the right, then they'll come for the center, then, they'll come for the other leftists, but I will make sure that the UP- No, the entire opposition doesnt get purged by the hands of the bureaucrats from up above, the managerial class of the government, the Iron Front will endure and will thrive, so people can be free to express their opinions without being arrested, I shall do it peacefully and strictly peacefully, so they don't arrest me too.

H.M:..I'm scared, I'll go back to bed.

K.T:...

Miku leaves to her bedroom.

Teto sighs and empties his tea cup, he doesnt have an appetite anymore.

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u/undertalepedro1- — 10 days ago

"Announcing the Whaling and Canned Whale Company of Doria-Pink Division"

"Due to our complete and utter respect for the LGBTQIA+ Community"

K.T:Forgot the P, Ritsu.

N.R:Shut up.

*Rewind*

"Due to our respect for the LGBTQIAP+ Community, us at the WCWCD announce a branch on supporting the community and defending it."

K.T:Really? Pink capitalism?

N.R:Whatever sells more whales, Teto.

K.T:Whatever you say Ritsu, whatever you say...But the biology department needs research, not this.

N.R:You're project lead, not the head, I'm the head.

K.T:but I am your SUPERIOR, Ritsu.

N.R:Fine fine, jeez.

u/undertalepedro1- — 11 days ago

Potus mortuis.

As men gathered around the [REDACTED] port in [REDACTED], crying, silent, recently, many men died, many whales killed, yes, but the death toll was still large, many men died fighting for the mission, for the end of their suffering, ending their own suffering in said mission.

As Teto finished spilling gasoline in the boat, he turns on the engine and leaves it, with the man watching the boat as it leaves the port. Teto throws the flaming harpoon, lighting it on fire and sinking it.

"A minute of silence for the men that have fallen these days, a toast for the alive ones."

Then they all drink.

u/undertalepedro1- — 13 days ago

I call everyone to stand with RPP in these trying times.

When someone does her job of actually getting nuance and needing evidence beyond a "reasonable doubt", what does the people in charge do? Try to kick them out. Why? Because they need their little agenda fulfilled and want to arrest people because someone said they commited a crime without ANY PROOF.

This is why we should stand against this great injustice. Stand with RPP, stand with the right side of history.

"Despite you, tommorow will be a new day." -Chico Buarque

u/undertalepedro1- — 15 days ago