[WP] “breaking news, in a shocking turn of events after a climactic battle, the strongest hero in existence was defeated by a thief with banana powers.”
[WP] you have conquered countless universes with relative ease, your name is feared across the multiverse, your power is beyond comprehension. With fear you march forward toward that neighbouring house to finally confess to your crush.
[WP] “you are the worlds greatest detective without a doubt, you have done things that should be impossible for the human mind, you’re telling you can’t find a giant the size of Mount Everest?”