I don't get the joke, ignore the caption

I'm not a native english speaker and every time I try to read this I start violently convulsing on the ground. I'm 6'2 btw.

u/xXMonkeGamingXx — 1 month ago

LED street lights

I think LED bulb lights are amazing, they consume very little energy compared to the fluorescent and incandescent ones.

But the LED street lights are SO FUCKING BRIGHT. Street lights are important for safety yeah, but the sidewalk isn't an operating table it doesn't need 1000 lumens.

My backyard, my dinning room, my bedroom, basically my entire house and my face is being constantly blasted by two of these sitting across the street.

And the worst part is that they shouldn't be that bright, manufacturers crank up the voltage the cells get so they're brighter and the thing dies faster. And why are they cold why not warm light? Fuck I miss old street lights because I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP

u/xXMonkeGamingXx — 3 months ago