u/xinbenlv

Because his tire sounded too flat!

He claimed it helped a pier to sea and a shore himself.

He kept bringing his own bat to the pitch just to catch a fly.

He kept bringing his own bat to the pitch just to catch a fly.

He said he just couldn't bear a lion cheetah.

Because he would just loaf around when they kneaded a flour

I woke him up and said it was a parent violation of the rules, because I will not tolerate kid napping in this house!

I told him he better listen, because you can't have a successful dad joke without a little Pop and snap!

He asked why I do that, and I said, "Telling a dad joke is the only way a father can keep a minor sharp!"

I told him, "Son, nailing a dad joke is all about your bearing when you deliver it!"

I looked him dead in the eye and said, "It only becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent that it's fully groan!"

Because they decided to strike the match!

Because he wanted to spruce up his bark!