u/xlilkarakara

Hiya! Soft-hearted menace looking for someone to annoy for the rest of my life. Looking for my best friend, safe place, adventure buddy, and the person I can be a complete weirdo with.

About Me:

• 5' with olive skin, brown hair and eyes, smol build, based westside
• Self-confessed snack gremlin who enjoys yoga, nature trips, board/video games and hunting down sweet treats
• Will discuss consciousness, trauma, masculine/feminine dynamics and the universe for hours... then spend the next hour laughing because "poo" was mentioned (I am a child)
• Dark sense of humour. HR probably wouldn't enjoy me. You probably will.
• Golden retriever energy with raccoon morals.
• Can be an emotional, sensitive potato, but I have a big heart 
• Growth, playfulness, ambition, adventure, safety and security are all core values for me

Basically: smol build, many tabs open.

Included in Your Package:

• A best friend who wants to keep growing with you
• Endless yaps and stimulating, thought-provoking conversations
• An abundance of affection, silly memes, grocery trips turned into fun adventures
• Someone who remembers your sweet treat and coffee order
• A teammate to cheer and hype you on through life

Potential Side Effects

• You'll develop an unhealthy amount of confidence because I think you're hot.
• Your vocabulary will somehow include "little menace."
• You'll never pee alone again because I have something important to tell you. It isn't important.
• You'll receive approximately 14 memes instead of one because context matters.

Looking For

• Someone that understands that buying me fries means you're legally my husband.
• Emotionally available with a romantic side, remembers the little things and genuinely wants to understand and learn the person they're with.
• Is a yapper, will indulge my curiosity and tolerate my 47 open mental tabs.
• A strong flirt to roast ratio and can handle sarcasm without needing a wellness check
• Thinks "Let's build a pillow fort, eat pancakes for dinner and ignore our responsibilities for one evening" is a valid date.
• Wants a relationship where we can be completely ridiculous and completely real.
• Someone who wants to travel, try new things, workout together but also enjoys a cosy night at home (with cuddles, obviously)

If you're the type of person who wants a teammate, values emotional maturity, can laugh at yourself, and thinks the best relationships feel like you've somehow found your favourite human...

I'd love to hear from you. Please send through a photo when messaging, as mutual attraction is also important. Will happily send a photo in exchange. 

Tell me something you're genuinely passionate about, or what's a conversation topic you could happily lose three hours talking about?

Hiya! Soft-hearted menace looking for someone to annoy for the rest of my life. Looking for my best friend, safe place, adventure buddy, and the person I can be a complete weirdo with.

The kind of relationship where we leave events early for takeaway pizza and cuddles, build a pillow fort and play video games on a random Tuesday, or accidentally yap until 2am about life, the universe, psychology, spirituality, or some random niche topic you've somehow become an expert in.

Someone who wants to travel, explore, try new things... but also enjoys a cosy night at home together.

A little about me:

I'm 5' with curly brown hair, brown eyes, and olive skin. Based in Melbourne but not tied to here (just have to complete my studies first). Big kid at heart with a down to earth, bubbly, and ambitious personality. I’m a mix of deep conversations about the meaning of life and absolute silly nonsense. A self-confessed snack gremlin who loves yoga, nature trips, board & video games and hunting down my next sweet treat. Favourite pokemon = cubone c:

Basically: smol build, many tabs open.

I value growth, playfulness, emotional safety, reassurance, and romance. I adore people who are curious, who ask questions, remember little things, and genuinely want to understand the person they're with.

I'm happiest with someone who can communicate openly, have the hard conversations, laugh at themselves, and believes relationships are something we actively build together. 

Kindness is attractive. Curiosity is attractive. Someone with goals, initiative, and a desire to create a beautiful life together is incredibly attractive.

What I offer:

Endless yaps and stimulating conversations, an abundance of affection, silly memes at ridiculous hours, fun adventures, someone who remembers your favourite sweet treat and coffee order, and a teammate to cheer you on through life.

A few warnings before you message me:

⚠️ Very affectionate once I feel safe with someone.

⚠️ Will steal your hoodie, your fries, and possibly your heart (dramatic? maybe).

⚠️ Will drag you on adventures but happily spend an entire Sunday doing absolutely nothing together.

⚠️ Once I like you, prepare to be lovingly roasted and aggressively supported.

⚠️ I love dark humour, silly jokes, and disappearing down rabbit holes about why humans are the way they are.

If you're the type of person who wants a teammate, values emotional maturity, can laugh at yourself, and thinks the best relationships feel like you've somehow found your favourite human...

I'd love to hear from you. Please send through a photo when messaging, as mutual attraction is also important :-)

Tell me something you're genuinely passionate about, or what's a conversation topic you could happily lose three hours talking about?

Hiya! Soft-hearted menace looking for someone to annoy for the rest of my life. Looking for my best friend, safe place, adventure buddy, and the person I can be a complete weirdo with.

The kind of relationship where we leave events early for takeaway pizza and cuddles, build a pillow fort and play video games on a random Tuesday, or accidentally yap until 2am about life, the universe, psychology, spirituality, or some random niche topic you've somehow become an expert in.

Someone who wants to travel, explore, try new things... but also enjoys a cosy night at home together.

A little about me:

I'm 5' with curly brown hair, brown eyes, and olive skin. Based in Melbourne's west, but not tied to Melbourne (just need to complete my studies here). Big kid at heart with a down to earth, bubbly, and ambitious personality. I’m a mix of deep conversations about the meaning of life and absolute silly nonsense. A self-confessed snack gremlin who loves yoga, nature trips, board/video games and hunting down my next sweet treat.

Basically: smol build, many tabs open.

I value growth, playfulness, emotional safety, reassurance, and romance. I adore people who are curious, who ask questions, remember little things, and genuinely want to understand the person they're with.

I'm happiest with someone who can communicate openly, have the hard conversations, laugh at themselves, and believes relationships are something we actively build together. 

Kindness is attractive. Curiosity is attractive. Someone with goals, initiative, and a desire to create a beautiful life together is incredibly attractive.

What I offer:

Endless yaps and stimulating conversations, an abundance of affection, silly memes at ridiculous hours, fun adventures, someone who remembers your favourite sweet treat and coffee order, and a teammate to cheer you on through life.

A few warnings before you message me:

⚠️ Very affectionate once I feel safe with someone.

⚠️ Will steal your hoodie, your fries, and possibly your heart (dramatic? maybe).

⚠️ Will drag you on adventures but happily spend an entire Sunday doing absolutely nothing together.

⚠️ Once I like you, prepare to be lovingly roasted and aggressively supported.

⚠️ I love dark humour, silly jokes, and disappearing down rabbit holes about why humans are the way they are.

If you're the type of person who wants a teammate, values emotional maturity, can laugh at yourself, and thinks the best relationships feel like you've somehow found your favourite human...

I'd love to hear from you. Please send through a photo when messaging, as mutual attraction is also important. Will happily send a photo in exchange. 

Tell me something you're genuinely passionate about, or what's a conversation topic you could happily lose three hours talking about?

Hiya :-) Soon to be 30 gal based in the west, which apparently means I've entered my "Who am I? What do I actually enjoy? Should I take up pottery?" era. Looking to build genuine, lasting friendships and community 💛 Physically I'm a 5' shortie, brown hair and eyes.

A little about me:
🌷 Social work student.
☕ Powered almost exclusively by caffeine and delusion.
💸 Currently in my hustle era, which has been great for paying bills and saving for placement, but less great for developing a personality.
🎨 Hobby-wise... currently accepting recommendations because somewhere between work, study, and surviving adulthood, I forgot people are meant to have interests.
🐼 Nature trips, home-cooked meals, and chaotic board game nights > clubs and partying.
🧘 Spiritually curious with a healthy mix of existential thoughts, self-development podcasts, deep conversations, and dumb, dark, and mildly unhinged memes.
📚 Will happily venture down rabbit holes discussing attachment styles and the meaning of life, then immediately show you a video of a raccoon eating grapes.

What I'm looking for:

🌸 Friendships that are in it for the long haul for both the "I've got my life together" and the "I'm eating cereal for dinner and questioning everything" moments.
🌸 Connections where we can talk nonsense, have deep conversations, disappear into busy life for a bit, and pick up exactly where we left off.
🌸 Fellow busy humans who understand that work, study, and life can get chaotic, but who still value genuine connection.
🌸 Bonus points if you'd be up for trying random things - studying at cafes together, hikes, yoga, fun runs (I'll most likely resort to walking, let's be honest), or simply getting snacks and yapping for hours while we collectively figure out what our hobbies are.

What I bring:

✅ Hype-woman energy
✅ Emotional support
✅ Memes
✅ Loyalty
✅ A willingness to try random hobbies because honestly, we're all just making this up

Basically, I spent my twenties pursuing goals and accidentally forgot to collect hobbies and a friendship group, so here we are 😂💛

No experience required. References optional. Emotional baggage accepted. Applications now open.