r/AmazonWTF

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My brad nailer conked out on me. I was searching amazon for a cheap 4 in 1 stapler to use just to finish upholstering a few chairs I'm refinishing. The description on it made me laugh, but was a bit irritating to the wife, as she's the one who uses it way more than I do.

Amazon’s paper mailer literally says “NO EXPOSED ADHESIVE” right on the envelope. They didn’t follow their own instructions. The exposed adhesive trapped a lizard on my porch — when I gently lifted him off, pieces of his skin and body tore away and stayed stuck to the glue. He didn’t survive. These mailers are functioning as glue traps when Amazon’s own warehouse workers don’t seal them properly. Glue traps are restricted in many states for exactly this reason.

EDIT: For anyone thinking I was dumb enough to try to peak a live lizard off the glue, he was 100% already dead.

The advertisement is for a container but the locker you look the more AI slop you see.

I get that they are showing the strength of the roof. But what a funny choice. This was advertised to me in Pinterest and I had to click it….because look at it, how could I not. Just curious who made this choice and if they were serious about this or had a good laugh. Also, what’s in his mouth. It’s clearly photoshopped poorly but I did click on it so it worked. I didn’t buy it though.