
MeMaw made it to 21
She had a traumatic beginning and never really trusted anyone but me. Knowing she was often afraid broke my heart but I did the best I could for her. RIP my sweet girl.

She had a traumatic beginning and never really trusted anyone but me. Knowing she was often afraid broke my heart but I did the best I could for her. RIP my sweet girl.
Wtf Amazon? Could you have suggested anything further from smoking?
Everyone knows about RBF but have you heard about resting fancy feet?
Also known as Cape gooseberry. One review said it tasted like a tropical tomato and I’d have to agree. The protective sap on them makes them feel kinda slimy until you wash them. Interesting flavor but I don’t think I’ll get more.
Larping as a pumpkin
I was gathering the boxes of nails we don’t need anymore and the box wasn’t sealed. The lawn guys are on their way too.
Poppy’s meowmy putted cat bortholes on herms fingersnails an it remine me ob da stickers mine own meowmy had on herms old kitchen cabinets. Herms save dis part ob da old cabinet and putted it on one ob da new cabinet doors. Herms SEW weirdo. Anyhooo, dis her idea ob humor. I canNOT roll my eyes hard enuff. Herms never gonna change is she? SIGH
Tater
My daughter brought home two math books and said that the teacher told them that they weren’t going to be using them and that we could keep them for reference or throw them away. Is this common?
Dis mi, Tater doin a proteck ob mine box. Iz mineminemine! I NO share wiff my brofur Charlie. Dat guy can dance on legos.
Our meowmy gotted obducked by da airlimes butt! herms coem back! Herms went to see herm sisfur in L A and she say dat det hab a wunnerful tyme, dey went lotsa playces inkluding sumwhere call “Magic Castle”! It sownds like herms hab fun. So guess what meowmy broughted bak fur me and Tater? A big ole bag of nuffin. NUFFIN ai tells ya! Dis an despeckable act ob negleck an ai finna soosoosoo. Fur now ai iz gonna sit my butt on da hare dryer until ai gets chimkin.
Charlie
Well frens, it finallee happen. Mi meowmy gotted on da airlimes an no come back fur elebenty million furevers. Herms no go anywear fur years an years an herm say “I’ll miss you too Charlie. And Tater and Greta too but I have to go now”. Wat?? Ai telling herm dat she no gotta do nuffin’ butt okay, whatEBER.
Mi an Tater iz planning tew bust da heck outta heer as soon as da shitter sitter coems. Dat will show herm. Wish mi lucky.
Video credited to @jamgrasser on Instagram.
This was sold to me as vintage sterling silver and onyx. I can barely make out something in pic 5 but I’m wondering if this is truly as advertised. The onyx looks very scratched (I didn’t notice it in the store) but maybe that’s just age.
I got a ticket for doing a rolling stop when there was nobody around (except the well hidden cop) because of Operation Slow Down. I’m relieved that the police are finally doing something about the wild west that is our streets and I messed up so it’s fair. Just a heads up that now through at least early August police will be handing out lots of tickets.
I’ve always gone for a very basic look with a few exceptions. This time I decided to try something different and went with this cat eye look and I love it. I may be hooked. Also, turns out my pedicure perfectly matches my house shoes.
Also referred to as Maypop. These are from a vine that is around 20 years old.
No babushka, no shame