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Has forgetfulness ever brought you unintended blessings?

Frens, my meowmy reely BLEW it. Da day afore today was mine very own birthday and herm . . . herm forgotted. My brofur Charlie gotted a pikkel an churu fur hims birbday but ai no get nuffing. Nuffing!! Ai iz heart broke. At da end ob da day meowmy luke at da litebox and GASP! A email frum da pokey place say “Happy Birthday Peanut Butter Tater Tot!”. Herms cheekies turnt all pink and a big tear shine in herm eye. “Oh Tater” herm say, “I’m SO sorry little man! I thought it was later this month!! Can you forgive me?!”

Ai jest sigh the sigh of elebenty million disappoints an say “sure”. You kan see in mine picture how sad ai waz. Ai kno herm feel sew bad but a soo is en order tew teaching herm a lesson. What shud ai ask for?

Tater

Pupdate: Fank yoo everykitty fur all ob da good adbice and sweet birbday wishes. Dis whole fing had mi qwestioning eberything and iffin yoo kno me from ICBGC yoo kno dat ai alreddy struggle wiff a eggs an seashell crisis an ai was so sad ai almose went catatonic. Yoo beautiful frens brung mi back frum da brink of despair. Yoo iz da bestest frens.

Sophie, aka Snoopy, Sloopy, Floor Pie crossed the bridge a very long time ago. Many many moons ago. She was a special girl and is still missed.

Well, dos leches because I ran out of milk

I haven’t worn these in at least 20 years but I’m inspired to have them cleaned so I can wear them again.

These berries were a little sweeter than blue blueberries and there was a hint of something else but I can’t put my finger on it. The closest thing I can think is green apple. Very yummy.

Meowmy gotted me, Charlie, an pikkel!

Mi and my brofur Charlie iz bestest frenemies. Sumtimes we iz playing bapbapbap but! Sometimes bapbapbap gayme turns intew bitebitescratch and hissy hiss. I no kno wi we doo dat acuz we lub eechober n stuff. Well! Dis day we iz playing and den Charlie gets all airplayne eared and gibs me da BIG side i and so ai gibs back an eben BIGGER won an we jest sits dere seeing who iz gunna blink furst. Guess what?? Ai fink we boff forgotted wut we waz doing. Charlie waz all “Why iz we heer? Who are we? Wut iz our porpoise?” Charlie akuses mi ob habing an eggs an seashell crises all ob da time but ai fink hims da won searching fur meaning in dis life. I tole Charlie, “I dunno but ai iz tired. So, so tired Charlie”. So, we do a truce an rest our weery eye.

Tater

She also has crazy eyebrows

Hi frens! Iz Zebby here an ai haz been otrb fur elebenty furevers. Dis pikshur ob me iz sew old dat iz on akshual payper, can yoo imagine?? No lightbox, jest a clicky flashy box. My meowmy finks herms was funny an putted da “visit gym” sticker on mine boudoir phohtoh. Herms say ai iz herm soul kitty whateber dat means. Anyhoooo, mine sisfur MeMaw tole mi dat ai needs tew being here, so here ai iz. Imma go get my udder brofurs and sisfurs, Sophie, Ollie, Lenny, Little Jack an Chauncey tew meet awl da new frens.

He also likes to face plant

Once upon time, babushka GG niet being able to deciding which shawl to wear so I wears them all. Was cozy as warm potat.

Ai fink my meowmy is doing a seye opp. Herms buyed cat toys, 2 zoomy roly balls, fore catnip toys, and a pikkel. Jus one pikkel fur me, Charlie and my brofur Tater. Iz my dumdum hooman tryna mayke us do a bapbapbap wiff each other? Iz dis a plan tew distrack us wyle herms do a crime? Ai is berry suss fish us.

My name is Peanut Butter Tater Tot but everyone calls me Tater or Buddy. I’m a two year old who loves to play BapBapChomp with my brother Charlie Biscuits and take naps in the sun. Also, I have very fancy feet.

Regular shawl being washed by human babushka with rock in river and Babushka GG wishing for ear potato because of very loud noise from blower of leaves. She burrow in pillow since shawl and ear potat no available. Is this counting as acceptable substitution?

Ai has been ober da bridge fur a wyle but jest fown yoo sweet kittehs an wanned tew say hai!

Why do some British Shorthair cats walk up to you, rub on your legs and reach up for pets but when you do, they walk just out of reach?