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Our meowmy gotted obducked by da airlimes butt! herms coem back! Herms went to see herm sisfur in L A and she say dat det hab a wunnerful tyme, dey went lotsa playces inkluding sumwhere call “Magic Castle”! It sownds like herms hab fun. So guess what meowmy broughted bak fur me and Tater? A big ole bag of nuffin. NUFFIN ai tells ya! Dis an despeckable act ob negleck an ai finna soosoosoo. Fur now ai iz gonna sit my butt on da hare dryer until ai gets chimkin.

Charlie

Well frens, it finallee happen. Mi meowmy gotted on da airlimes an no come back fur elebenty million furevers. Herms no go anywear fur years an years an herm say “I’ll miss you too Charlie. And Tater and Greta too but I have to go now”. Wat?? Ai telling herm dat she no gotta do nuffin’ butt okay, whatEBER.

Mi an Tater iz planning tew bust da heck outta heer as soon as da shitter sitter coems. Dat will show herm. Wish mi lucky.

Video credited to @jamgrasser on Instagram.

This was sold to me as vintage sterling silver and onyx. I can barely make out something in pic 5 but I’m wondering if this is truly as advertised. The onyx looks very scratched (I didn’t notice it in the store) but maybe that’s just age.

I’ve always gone for a very basic look with a few exceptions. This time I decided to try something different and went with this cat eye look and I love it. I may be hooked. Also, turns out my pedicure perfectly matches my house shoes.

Also referred to as Maypop. These are from a vine that is around 20 years old.

No babushka, no shame

Hai, it iz ai, Little Jack. I crossed the rainbow bridge a lonnnnnng time ago butt! Ai jest fownd yoo guyz an ai’m noe longer alone! I only libbed on dis earth fur a bery short tyme but ai raised holy heck and I waz a terror. Meowmy called mi “a caution” whateber dat meens. Ai iz gonna join my sisfurs and brofurs now an meet awl yoo lobely new frens!

Has forgetfulness ever brought you unintended blessings?

Frens, my meowmy reely BLEW it. Da day afore today was mine very own birthday and herm . . . herm forgotted. My brofur Charlie gotted a pikkel an churu fur hims birbday but ai no get nuffing. Nuffing!! Ai iz heart broke. At da end ob da day meowmy luke at da litebox and GASP! A email frum da pokey place say “Happy Birthday Peanut Butter Tater Tot!”. Herms cheekies turnt all pink and a big tear shine in herm eye. “Oh Tater” herm say, “I’m SO sorry little man! I thought it was later this month!! Can you forgive me?!”

Ai jest sigh the sigh of elebenty million disappoints an say “sure”. You kan see in mine picture how sad ai waz. Ai kno herm feel sew bad but a soo is en order tew teaching herm a lesson. What shud ai ask for?

Tater

Pupdate: Fank yoo everykitty fur all ob da good adbice and sweet birbday wishes. Dis whole fing had mi qwestioning eberything and iffin yoo kno me from ICBGC yoo kno dat ai alreddy struggle wiff a eggs an seashell crisis an ai was so sad ai almose went catatonic. Yoo beautiful frens brung mi back frum da brink of despair. Yoo iz da bestest frens.

Sophie, aka Snoopy, Sloopy, Floor Pie crossed the bridge a very long time ago. Many many moons ago. She was a special girl and is still missed.

Well, dos leches because I ran out of milk

I haven’t worn these in at least 20 years but I’m inspired to have them cleaned so I can wear them again.

These berries were a little sweeter than blue blueberries and there was a hint of something else but I can’t put my finger on it. The closest thing I can think is green apple. Very yummy.

Meowmy gotted me, Charlie, an pikkel!