r/GiantSchnauzers

I have a 4 year old female and she is a fucking savage. Literally. She gives zero fucks and shame/modesty is not even a concept to her.

-When we are walking she will just pop a squat right in the middle of the road and do her thing whether cars are waiting or not.

-If I put her on the balcony for fresh air she will pee and poop with no hesitation.

-She will get up on the counter and take dishes if they smell interesting.

-She will get into the trash and eat chicken bones and other things if she sees me put them in. I literally have to sneak them in when she isn't looking or make sure I take the trash out when I'm done

-She gets up in my face and burps loudly and stinkily

-She waits until I am gone or indisposed in the shower or something to do her bullshit and then immediately runs to her closet when she knows she's been caught

She was the runt and the breeder told me there were multiple times she was laying still and they thought she died and then when they went to move her she jumped up and startled them so she did this shit even when she was a baby.

Is this normal for or is mine just uniquely dickish? I was hoping she would grow out of it, but it seems I will have to deal with this forever.

Edit: this was meant to be a tongue in cheek post. In typical Reddit fashion everyone has an opinion and knows exactly every circumstance to make an absolute judgement. Y'all need to chill and realize dogs are as varied as children. One thing that works on yours doesn't necessarily work on another.