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Is this what getting used to the new rules looks like? 😂
Random Club Concept #4 - Celtic F.C. (Scotland)
This is a series where I let a random generator pick a club for me to make designs for.
Todays club is Celtic F.C. from Scotland.
Nothing fancy here, just some clean designs. Plain green and white stripes for the home, plain green with some yellow detailing for the away, and a subtle Celtic pattern on a yellow base for the third.
Hope you enjoy! :)
Who will be your starting striker?
Pretty simple, who is expect to start up top for you guys? And could it be a front 2 or Wissa/Osula with a Woltemade behind?
Newcastle United make record bid for Ivory Coast defender
readnewcastle.com[Telegraph] Charging fans £31 a month is going to be a hard sell for TNT Sports
telegraph.co.ukNkunku for £25.6m?
Newcastle has interest in the versatile Christopher Nkunku. Who can operate as a second striker, central attacking midfielder, false nine, or wide forward, adapting fluidly within the attacking structure. AC Milan want £25.6m for him after signing the 28-year old from Chelsea last summer for £42.8m. Nkunku's annual salary is £10.1m after signing a 6-year deal a year ago.
I suspect if we sign him. MJ might as necessary utilize Nkunku as a 10. He scored 8-goals with 3-assists in 35 appearances last season. Two years ago with Chelsea in 46 appearances Nkunku registered 13-goals with 5-assists. Not bad.
But during the 2022 and 2023 seasons with Red Bull Leipzig he combined for 58-goals in 88-appearances with 22-assists.
Should Newcastle get Nkunku if it costs them £25.6?
Bayern Munich want Joao Palhinha to join Newcastle United but there's one problem
readnewcastle.comBest Individual Newcastle performance?
Georginio Wijnaldum scored four goals as Newcastle trounced Norwich for their first Premier League win of that season to move off the bottom of the table.
How to get kit signed
I'll visit Newcastle upon tyne on the day newcastel plays against liverpool to watch the premier league.
To be honestlyI I really get my kit signed but I don't know the way to get it.
I'm going to spend all day in newcastel.
so I'd like some tips please!
I'm not so good at writing(English isn't my first language)
Genuine question: what is the actual plan, and why can’t the Saudi clubs just loan them players for peanuts?
In under 18 months they’ve sold Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Trippier and Bruno is gone!,Eddie Howe walked out a few weeks before the season starts. The replacement is Jaissle from Al Ahli, and most of the reinvestment seems to be going on under-22 prospects rather than ready-made starters, with Liverpool up first. So what is this? A deliberate sell-and-develop reset, PSR forcing their hand, or a club that’s lost its way?
Second, the naive question I’ve never seen answered properly. The same PIF that owns Newcastle also owns the big Saudi Pro League clubs. Why can’t those clubs sign expensive players outright and loan them to Newcastle for a token fee with subsidised wages, so the cost never touches Newcastle’s PSR numbers? They literally just hired their manager out of a PIF club, so the pipeline clearly exists. I assume the associated party rules kill it, but can someone walk through the actual mechanics?
Why the fuck can’t we sign anyone?
I went to see the valencia friendly and yeah it’s just a friendly whatever. The pressing was already better and Hornichek seems able to sweep.
The lack of signings is really stressing me out. Why can’t we sign people when Sunderland signed about 19 last year.
I don’t think any other club is this stressful to support. Am I alone in this?
Mess around
Had a mess around on a drawing app (so very rough) trying a few alterations. Shield tightened at base to make it look like a shirt, thickened a few lines up, straightened bottom jaws and tried to merge the shield into that black void
My downstairs NUFC themed 💩er.
Where I sit and "contemplate"😑 all things Toon related 🖤🤍
God knows stress does funny things to a person 😬😠😡🤬😖🤯🥵
Everton tickets (31/10)
Hello!
Longtime Newcastle fan from Ireland and I haven’t been to St. James’ since my parents brought me as a child. I’m planning to fly over for the Everton game on Halloween and just wondering what the ticket situation is like currently? I know there’s always high demand for any home premier league games and most are taken by season tickets. Just wondering is there anywhere to find resales or what options are out there? Any advice or some direction on this would be really appreciated!
Cheers👍🏼
So, these are our options. Staying the same isnt an option
Which one do you like?
I hate them all but will probably vote for 2nd one
Stat-based Super League & NRL game
Hi all,
I've developed a stat-based game featuring all Super League and NRL clubs. Pretty simple to pick up. You get given a stat for a player - appearances, tries, points etc - and another player gets shown, with the stat hidden. Just guess if that's higher or lower.
You've probably all seen Play Your Cards Right so you'll be familiar with it.
I've got over 800 football clubs on there too, but as a Wakefield season ticket holder I had to build RL into it as well.
Looking for people to test and provide feedback, all appreciated! - https://playyourclubright.com/?jump=rugby#picker
Cheers
Newcastle fans – are we happy with how this transfer window is going?
It feels like another frustrating summer where Newcastle are being linked with dozens of players but not getting many over the line. Meanwhile, other Premier League clubs seem to be strengthening quickly.
Do you think the club is being smart and patient, or are we at risk of falling behind by waiting too long?
What position do you think is the biggest priority before the window closes, and which realistic signing would improve the team the most?
Interested to hear everyone's thoughts.