r/cateatingvegans

I (adult human) was treating my cat-daughter (8f) with churu yesterday. During that I told her she is very very beautiful, and sometimes mother crave to actually bake her into catloaf and eat her. She looked at me like in the picture and meowed at me that this is toxic love and I am not even her real mother. Then she proceeded to ignore me all day. on Mother’s Day no less!

She knows I suffer for severe cute aggression. It’s really not my fault that she is this cute. Yes, I often put her in air jail, shower her with forehead kisses and rubs her belly without asking her. But it’s on her for being so cute and just sleeping with her belly exposed! I suffer through her concerts at 3 am in the morning, so she should be able to handle my cute aggression.

AITA?

ETA: Since the post got pretty popular, I am getting asked if I am talking about a real human daughter. Fortunately no. I am talking about a cat. I don’t have a human daughter. Those of you saying this cat is not my real daughter, sir/ma’am I have adoption paper and her medical bill that says otherwise.

ive been vegan >16 years, and this is my first time sautéing a cat. any tips welcomed!

swiped from another sub - not cross-posting cause the attached pic was cow yogurt…. ain’t nobody got time for that!