r/cateatingvegans

I started my turbo hardcore vegetarianism three days ago. Not for the love of animals of course, but to flex on the broke morally bankrupt losers that aren't as good as me. But every time I try to eat something, my cat does a stellar impression and I can't anymore! I tried to eat cauliflower, but alas, there's a resemblance! Rice? No go! Tofu... don't even think about it! I can't even drink light blue Gatorade because that's her eye color! Why must she look like a lightly toasted marshmallow or slice of wonder bread? She's trying to sabotage me so I don't switch her to vegetarian cat food, augh, I can't believe I raised such a little normie! What can I do to stop her evil flans? Or plans, she looks like flan too 😔

She does not even care at all

And for those of you who are concerned about the salmonella stuff in raw flour and all that:

Don't worry, I wiped it off of her shortly after taking the photo a few months back. She is completely fine and healthy, eating mice, getting treats, being grumpy and smacking her brother for no reason as usual 😄

Other shown items include hand-knitted socks and a naughty young cat named Crumpet.

I have no idea what this utensil is for. Found in a box of old utensils.