r/fucknintendo

More incredible news about this years inevitable GOTY: full protagonist nudity.

And guess what, Nintenkiddies? No matter how many copies this game sells, Nintendo will never let you see Mario naked.

You will never be able to see up Link’s skirt.

You will never see what’s under Olimar’s space suit.

Not even Wario will let us get a glimpse of what’s under his biker uniform.

Ninten-babies stay losing while real gamers get to see some real dong.