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More incredible news about this years inevitable GOTY: full protagonist nudity.

And guess what, Nintenkiddies? No matter how many copies this game sells, Nintendo will never let you see Mario naked.

You will never be able to see up Link’s skirt.

You will never see what’s under Olimar’s space suit.

Not even Wario will let us get a glimpse of what’s under his biker uniform.

Ninten-babies stay losing while real gamers get to see some real dong.

These pieces of shit are the most depraved fuckers I’ve ever heard of.

Jokes aside, Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave doesn’t look great, does it? I don’t really care but I feel like if they weren’t gonna make a game that looked like a show-stopper, why charge $80 physical for it?

Game seems great and loaded with content and high quality gameplay, but it’s a shame that Intelligent Systems still can’t manage to make 3D games that look even a little impressive. Lots of the same animations everywhere, low quality textures, etc. in a game that’s the same price as base-level GTA VI.

As if your Switch 2 couldn’t collect more dust, Nintendo forget yet another one of their classic franchises this Direct.

This is Nintendo’s final “Fuck You” to fans. They don’t give a shit about us.

Using mostly my scroll saw, a small blade, and some paint & stain, I was able to make a little wooden recreation of the Grand Theft Auto logo. There are some asymmetries in it, but I feel like it turned out pretty good!

I’m trying to make my basement a bit of a gamer room and wanted to decorate it with my own handmade stuff, so adding this to my list of handmade projects.

As a child, many of us have fond memories of believing in myths and fairy tales. Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and Nintendo being a good benevolent company who are truth telling do-gooders.

Maybe that was true in the past, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth today.

For those unlucky enough to have both a Switch 2 and Kirby Air Riders, boot it up and try to follow the instructions on the title screen.

“Press Any Button” my fucking ass.

R3 doesn’t work. ZL does jack shit. Basically nothing but the face buttons will get you past this title screen.

Thanks for lying to my fucking face. Fuck Nintendo.

Or do you think he was alright as a mini villain and/or should get a bigger role in the next movie? I personally think he should’ve had a bigger role in the sense that he demanded that Birdo bring him Bowser Jr. which didn’t end up happening. I wish he was a bigger threat but oh well, I still loved this movie. What do you think? Comment below! 💚

i dont care its been more than a year since the switch 2s release i still hate how its the same thing as the s1 and im not buying it. maybe SOMEONE might say "bubububut how can you dislike it if you havent tried it..????" news flash buddy i aint gonna buy a whole ass console i dont want just to be allowed to say i dont like it

with that out of the way time to make my points

the menu. its the exact fucking same dog. its like when someone says "how do you like my new haircut?" and they cut like 2 strings of hair off their head and poured 4 drips of water. but now the game selection thingie is bisexual! wow! i hate it!

comparing it to other nintendo console sequels: the wii u went with a completely different style from the original wii, and so did the 3ds with the ds. switch 2 is the switch 1 menu with 1 more color added in. speaking of color why do we still only have TWO THEMES and WHY ARE THEY ALSO STILL ONE COLOR

the "new features". first is the mouse mode. you remember when the wiis games always had a motion controls feature shoehorned in, because "ooh new technology"? well imagine that but if it were a mouse. and it got used like 0.5 times in total. it wasnt even used for splatoon raiders, yknow, the SHOOTER GAME???

gamechat okay lets be real who the fuck uses gamechat

camera. 50 dollar shitty camera notably used in 1 game. awesome

so with these new features either being barely used or just being useless, its as if they dont exist right? so with all this, what does the switch 2 do different from the switch 1? the hardware? you serious just that?

to me in videogame consoles my least worry is the graphics. what i care about is what it does different, what its swag is. i had hope the switch 2 would have swag, that it would do what the switch 1 didnt. instead its just "the nintendo switch: again!" and theyre selling it for 450 dollars. i sure hope the hardware is worth ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS MORE than the original one because thats basically the only redeeming quality ive heard

long story short? boring ass menu, new features barely used and its basically the same thing. if i want videogaming for the graphics then ill just go use my computer (i dont even really care about graphics that much anyway)

It’s time to get it all out there.

The legendary game developer referred to as “Shiggy” is not, and never will be real.

That legendary game developer who made gaming what we know it to be today?

The father of some of the most influential franchises not only in gaming, but media as we know it?

He has a name. A REAL name:

Eugine Baka.

Found this hidden gem of a post, and I could not agree more.

By giving Nintendo money, you are giving money to one of the most corrupt & evil companies out there.

Not just in gaming, not just in media, but PERIOD.

Want to play Nintendo games? You know what to do.

Fuck Nintendo.

Just read this to my kid and it’s a banger. Beautiful art, and it probably would translate pretty well to a movie. My baby points to the book and says “Mikama Ship.”

So yea, this is it. Only the true Mickites know about this banger

Fuck Nintendo.

I think the shitty mobile version of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Rizzle me this, Man