u/feldmasl01

I thought it was fucking amazing. It’s a bummer that it was only available for a few hours today and that the game was delayed until 2028 for those who didn’t make it into the Network Test, but damn that left a good impression. Orph the Unspoken is already one of the GOAT intro bosses, and the way they seamlessly blend the online and single player aspects of the game is masterclass From game design.

This is gonna be one of Miyazaki’s best. See you in a few short months, and 2028 for those who missed out!

Are they stupid?

Miss me?

Turns out that distance makes the heart grow fonder, and boy did mine grow fonder of the Aslume. Seconds turned to minutes, minutes to hours, and hours to what felt like visceral pain. I knew I couldn’t run from my home.

I’ve learned to put aside my differences and learn to embrace what makes us all unique. The Aslume is a beautiful place like that.

So, it goes without saying:

Yea, I’m BACK!

It’s been fun, but it’s time I say goodbye. There’s been highs and lows on this subreddit; there’s been laughs and tears. But my time here is up. As I grow older I’ve found that I connect less and less with the views and ideologies of this subreddit. It’s bittersweet, actually. I love Man. I love Jonkler. I love the Arkham games. But as time marches on I’ve found that it’s time to put away childish things and focus on what’s important in life.

It’s been fun guys. I love you all and will never forget my time here.

One more for the road, yall:

Yea, I’m Man.

:)

I bet every sick freak in this sub is gonna try to get Jason and/or Lucia naked within seconds. Guess what, fuckers? It ain’t gonna happen. You’ll be lucky to have an underwear or bathing suit alt outfit, and even if that’s the case it’ll take hours of grinding to get.

I found this grill on Amazon and it sounds legit. Lots of space, portable, cheap, the works. It sounds too good to be true. Anyone have experience with this thing? I want a cool starter flattop grill that I will mostly leave in my backyard but also will take camping with me, and this sounds perfect for that.

I remember seeing the original Shrek like it was yesterday.

The prologue begins like any other Disney-slop movie, and just before I’m about to roll me eyes… the rug-pull.

“What a load of shit!”

Immediately followed by a flushing toilet.

Believe me when I tell you I did not so much as smirk during this unforgettable scene. I gasped.

This iconic introduction made a very clear and precise communication to its audience:

“Shrek is here, and he’s disrupting the status quo. Deal with it.”

And now Shrek represents the status quo.

The AI slop character models, the broccoli cuts, the disgusting new designs… it’s all meant to tell fans old and new two words:

“Fuck you.”

The original Shrek was an avant garde masterpiece disguised as a kid’s film. Now it has become the very thing it satirized. Anyone who pays money to see this film will repent while they sit right next to its creators in hell.

Happy Pride month

Would you rather have Good Sex, or hang around with Bad Lex?

Maybe Bad Lex watches the Good Sex?

What do you guys think about this?

Hey guys! Hope everyone finds this post well. I couldn’t help but notice this sub feels a bit….. different than others? Most subs typically have people engaging in civil discourse about myriad topics, yet in this one most people seem a bit more… out there, so to speak. A bit twisted, maybe.

So, I thought I’d join in on the fun. I was making some delicious waffles to enjoy on this quaint Saturday night, when I realized… if these were pancakes or French toast, this would be a whoooooole other situation, wouldn’t it be?

You see, waffles have ridges in them. It’s not a requirement (though HEAVILY advised), mind, but if you’re eating waffles, chances are, you’re likely going to put syrup on those bad boys, no?

I froze when I realized this. And thus, this thread was born. The image posted, is, in fact, “My face when I realized that the shape of waffles was meant to house syrup.”

It’s a funny world we live in, isn’t it….?