r/iamveryculinary

I swear these are bots with these shit takes but who even knows these days. Apparently food in America is automatically flavourless and needs sauce. Those chickens are just SO bland ya know

No brigading please! This is an active post right now.

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u/MyNameIsSkittles — 9 days ago

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Meltdown over what constitutes as a charcuterie board turns into rant about blue cheese, entrees & Americans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/Lg5bEpe1L0

u/douchebagseverywhere — 9 days ago

r/iamveryculinary

I don’t expect you to get it. The quality of ingredients, simplicity, it’s nothing like you rubes get at Epcot.

Americans invented not buttering bread for sandwiches

Italy only has pasta and stuff that’s just tomatoes, olive oil, and cheese

Who here likes butane?

This is why I love feeling superior to others...

Literally only decrepit failed Americans call crepes crepes

Another Iamveryculinary call coming from inside the house.

Fish and Chips is a disgusting tasteless pile of shit.

Pizza toppings only exist to cover up shitty quality pizza.

Carrageenan and a bio engineered ingredient means the food is shit. Also: Americans eat shit and poison

Apparently American pizza is just plastic with crappy toppings that can't stand up to extravagant Italian Cuisine

“Just take the L bro”

The call is coming from inside the house

American produce tastes like nothing apparently

Low Moisture Mozzerella is the Equivalent of Plasterboard.

Famously bland Mediterranean food

Only Westerners Add Sugar To Everything, Including Pickles.

In America, chicken has no flavour, it's all flavoured by sauce

Meltdown over what constitutes as a charcuterie board turns into rant about blue cheese, entrees &amp; Americans.

Meltdown over what constitutes as a charcuterie board turns into rant about blue cheese, entrees & Americans.