r/iamveryculinary
This just in. Americans are eating literal shit.
American gravy is wallpaper paste.... From this very sub
It will never stop being funny to me when people come into this sub and then say something that reinforces the existence of this sub.
Too much bread for me. Wouldn't have this.
"Still too much. And quite frankly it looks blood dense."
Mummy can we have the much more refined and fancy tasting chicken fingers and fries for dinner please?
When the pedantry hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
reddit.comI actually hate this guy. Cultural food purism (especially of the Italian variety) is cancer.
That’s not bread it’s Cake, they’ve tested it 😡
I look down on those who eats the crap that is called Greggs
IAVC done right. Worst fry-up posted on /r/fryup. Lots of British people flaming one American about their "Irish" breakfast. Quite funny.
reddit.comAh yes, the thousands years old spaghetti
On an amusing thread from someone who ordered lettuce for their tacos and got cabbage instead.
Original comment:
"I wasn’t not letting anyone do anything. You can put ketchup on your fuckin spaghetti but it doesn’t mean that’s the way it’s SUPPOSED to be as in it was developed hundreds or thousands of years ago "
"Imagine my face, when I heard 'enriched flour' the first time."
Other major food crimes: presumably fortified rice, from context. (Also, that's the only rice and there are no Asian brands or shops in...Hawaii?) Plus whatever else OP is imagining Americans doing to the basic ingredients for something like a Loco Moco.