Please convince me one of my wedding guests didn’t shit in a drawer at my wedding
Idek if this is the right subreddit but I’m at a loss rn. We had a small intimate wedding at a big Airbnb. Many of our guests left early in the morning so my husband and I and two of our guests (out of 40) were left to do most of the final clean up the morning of check out. As we were cleaning, our friend opened the drawer in one of the bathrooms to replace TP, and found what looks to be a small amount of human shit in the bottom drawer. I’d like to believe it somehow isn’t poop, but It definitely smelled like it and looked like it. It was also still moist from what we could see, so definitely left there within the last couple days, and not something that had been there before we arrived. My friend cleaned it up and she said from what she could feel through the paper towels, it felt like poop too. I am just so incredibly confused how it could have gotten there, and am wishfully hoping some animal expert can just tell me it definitely came from some rodent living in the drawers or something, but I don’t know of any rodent that makes poops in this size or texture. Also for context, there were a few kiddos at the wedding but we’re pretty sure this wasn’t from them as this bathroom was in a room full of adults (it may be important to note that the room was a massive bunk room that we put a bunch of single adults in). Also, no one brought a pet or anything either. Our group does party pretty hard, but I’ve never experienced anything like this from any of them. I’ve mostly made peace with the fact that I will never know what happened, but I’d love to hear any theories you all have.
TLDR; We found poop in a drawer after our wedding and I’m hoping someone can identify it as animal, so I don’t have to continue believing one of our closest family/friends shit in a drawer.