r/ninjaslushi

makes a bit more that 2/3 full in a Max

The inspiration from this is actually a song lyric of all things (artist & track noted in the recipe.

If you are asking yourself ‘Self? I wonder if there is a story here?’

Well, tell yourself that you are in fact correct 🤣

The Lore:

A few weeks back (it may have when we test ran the Boozy Dole Whip), we were working on getting ourselves cross-faded on gummies & our new creation.

The college football game we were watching was getting out of hand ( Go Gators! 🐊), so we muted the tv & started a jam on Spotify.

My stepson, who has ABSOLUTELY no idea what moderation means, hopped into the family Spotify cue & literally CARPET-BOMBED it with tracks he likes.

‘Caribou Lou’ by Tech N9ne was one of his contributions.

For some reason, my mind latched onto the bar with ‘fruity bizutti’ in it, & whatever version of myself that was present decided those words were a PERFECT name for a slush. I am just impressed I had the forethought to write down the name in my Slushi recipe book & to start some rudimentary notes on how this concoction should be constructed.

We decided to do the first test run today. We stuck with the original ingredient list (that my impressively impaired self concocted 🤣 ….. I mean, Hawaiian Punch SCREAMS ‘we were high AF when we thought this up), & just increased the alcohol to 1.5 cups of each after mixing it with 1 cup each of the rums. We mixed in the sugar after adding the lime juice, just to make it more palatable to Mrs Ni! ( also known as ‘She Who Must Be Obeyed’). We liked where it was going, and tasted it with & without the Cointreau. 4 ounces of that orange elixir is the ‘rug that ties the whole room together,’ to put it into ‘The Dude’s’ vernacular.

This one is getting added to our recipe book, & we shall debut if for family & friends at our next get-together.

Enjoy!