The Winter Incident
Story time
But first,
Let this serve as an example of what not to do on a kayak. I am aware of the VERY possible outcome this could have resulted in. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS SHIT.
4 months ago (February), I kept reading that winter was prime time for big musky. I looked at the shiny new Shimano baitcaster in my hands, pictured my kayak, and a lightbulb went off. I packed my things for the river! Amazing idea, right?
The river running at about 12,000 cfs at 16ft, in summer it’s usually around 4-8 feet.
Ignoring that little detail
I launched anyway, totally oblivious. The last time I was out was late summer when the water was a cakewalk; this was a completely different beast. The second I hit the water, the current violently whipped my bow downstream. That should have been my first warning. Instead, I just gritted my teeth, turned upstream, and spent an entire hour fighting for my life to travel a grand total of .2 miles.
I THEN ANCHOR????
My high-tech anchor (a bag of rocks tied to the rear carrying handle) actually held. I happily cast my bucktail, but then, fucking Poseidon himself (the current) grabbed the lure and held it deep. I chalked it up to being "too close to the bridge pilings" and pulled the rocks up, *immediately* hitting Mach 1 as I drifted downstream.
ANCHORS AGAIN
(just fuckin lobbing this 10lb bag of rocks, no regard for physics)
Threw a maybe 10 casts, whilst ice chunks were hitting my boat & anchor line, ice actually hits my paddle too & knocks it loose (saved it 😎). So i deemed this spot too icy and fast. So I pulled up my anchor again!
Then I cast a Mini Medusa, whilst flying
Of course, I hooked an unholy snag. In a stroke of absolute genius, I cranked my drag to the MAX and used the rod and reel to winch my entire kayak upstream toward the snag. This is where it almost got lethal. I spent thirty minutes teetering on the fucking edge of submerging the bow just to save a $25 lure. I eventually recovered the Medusa (somehow), called it a day, and paddled home.
Thanks for reading!