My first drug deal !!!!!! My Boss is stern but fair. Suggest something cool to say so this Bryan Cranston looking motherfucker knows his place and I get some praise from the boss man.

My first drug deal !!!!!! My Boss is stern but fair. Suggest something cool to say so this Bryan Cranston looking motherfucker knows his place and I get some praise from the boss man.

u/72-Heartbreaker — 9 days ago

This is a sacred offering to the mods. Trust me mods, there's nothing hidden in this post and you may continue to scroll down.

u/72-Heartbreaker — 3 months ago

This guy was never a Chilean national. He isn't even married. I'll go to the public library and get the papers looking for a Mrs. Fring. I'll only find an obituary of his bangbro.

u/72-Heartbreaker — 3 months ago
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Dwayne T.R. Johnson joke

Was watching an interview of Dwayne T.R. Johnson the other day. He was talking about wanting to be seen as a real dramatic actor.

Now, I've been telling it for years. He could have the role of his career as Jesus, If they just throw him across the Sea of Galilee at a 10°–20° angle.

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u/72-Heartbreaker — 3 months ago
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" I get off on 69 ", a girl tells her boyfriend.

" I get off on 69 ", a girl tells her boyfriend.

The guy is in utter loss for words. His face looks like he just struck the mother lode.

" No fucking way " , a sly grin appears on the horny bastard's face. " I get off on 69 too ", he says.

After almost an hour of shaky, bumpy and hot riding in the summer heat,

The bus finally reaches 69th Street.

The girl gets up and asks,

" I thought you got off on 69th. You coming ? "

Now I'm no historian nor am I a man versed in mythology. But, legend says... the guy is still at a loss for words.

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u/72-Heartbreaker — 3 months ago