
u/72-Heartbreaker

differential diagnosis ? G... No never mind. At your own speeds.
u/jibrxn told this funny fucking joke though, he goes, u/BuizelBigBro had a 95 inch penis out of his ass.
Man, Elliott is a real meanie, huh ?
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This guy was never a Chilean national. He isn't even married. I'll go to the public library and get the papers looking for a Mrs. Fring. I'll only find an obituary of his bangbro.
Christopher Nolan asks a man who's reached his end due to obesity, "What's the problem? "
IMAX, he replied.
Dwayne T.R. Johnson joke
Was watching an interview of Dwayne T.R. Johnson the other day. He was talking about wanting to be seen as a real dramatic actor.
Now, I've been telling it for years. He could have the role of his career as Jesus, If they just throw him across the Sea of Galilee at a 10°–20° angle.
" I get off on 69 ", a girl tells her boyfriend.
" I get off on 69 ", a girl tells her boyfriend.
The guy is in utter loss for words. His face looks like he just struck the mother lode.
" No fucking way " , a sly grin appears on the horny bastard's face. " I get off on 69 too ", he says.
After almost an hour of shaky, bumpy and hot riding in the summer heat,
The bus finally reaches 69th Street.
The girl gets up and asks,
" I thought you got off on 69th. You coming ? "
Now I'm no historian nor am I a man versed in mythology. But, legend says... the guy is still at a loss for words.