I feel like I'm uniquely placed to finish this new tedious feature.
I'm a travel journalist and am willing to chase some commissions in the not normal countries, just to end this nonsense.
Burundi is difficult but not impossible, I'll email people today and find out how soon I can get out there for a story.
Do we know the other five countries? I'm sure some are more attainable.
Listened to today's cavolo nero chat while walking around Aldi looking for that very leafy vegetable. Couldn't find it, had to go to Sainsbury's. Ordinarily I'd have given up and settled with kale but this spurred me on to get the right ingredient. In it for life.
Max has been trying really hard to persuade us all he's currently working in LA, but is this true, or has he concocted an elaborate lie so he can ditch Jamie and the kids to go on tour with Irish folk/punk outfit Dropkick Murphys? Surely they can't have their own generic man on the drums?