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My driver came earlier than expected and I was in my undies 😔

Do you think I offended her? The delivery was way earlier than I thought and I didn't want them to have to carry the package all the way back to their truck.

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u/Alex-In-La-La-Land — 30 days ago

Realized my shades were open hours after stress-wanking to corn. I'm dying inside.

Got home from work, stripped down, got comfortable, watched n played.

Hours later, take out the trash at night, and realized my shades are wiiiiide open. Right next to where I was. Screen is even tilted towards the window a bit.

I have no memory of opening it. I wanna puke from horror.

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u/Alex-In-La-La-Land — 1 month ago