u/Alfie_Shydog

Too many know-it-alls in the Pluribus fandom are saying Zosia was not a lesbian pre-joining and I'm here to say, then why is she lesbian shaped?
Checkmate, jerks.

Dum-di-dum, di-di di-di di-di dum-dum
Dum-di-dum, di-di di-di di-di dum-dum

Gurl, ya pum-pum make me mind explode-ah
Ja put it on me and me go Beast Mode-ah
Ja put it on me like chicken on rice-ah
In me bed and me gon’ hit it twice-ah

I want chur pum-pum, please give me som-som
Come lay with me and me gon’ make you com-com

Gwan scream when me hit it and me stick it
Make ya sweat: gwan call me jerk chicken
White duppy Moses on the mic, me gon’ spit it
Me make ya sweat: gwan call me jerk chicken – brahp!

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Bom-di-bom, di-di di-di di-di bom-bom
Shake ya thing like a wood rollercoaster
Put it on me like you know you a-pposed tah . . .

I will be making an appointment with the same mechanic for next week.
These three lights turn on when I start the engine, then turn off a few seconds later, and then turn on again after a few more seconds and stay on while I drive. Again, the brakes seems to be operating normally.

"If you find yourself on the toilet craving high quality ham slices, tell your boss to order one for the office today."

I realize it's a sketch they've only done with Sabrina Carpenter, which makes me wonder if Sabrina could potentially cameo this Saturday, with Olivia Rodrigo hosting, in part as a gesture of goodwill that the two of them have squashed whatever beef they were rumored to have had in the past.
Lowkey, Snack Homiez is valid, and it feels like the right time for one last sketch before season's end.