Mitch doesn't respect the master/apprentice relationship...

Did Mitch even mention Bill Maher's big night winning the Mark Twain award? He took in a young dough eyed Mitch as an intern on Real Time. Helped him develop both his comedic talent/ political views and for what? Nothing for the man who held him in his bosom and nurtured his showbusiness dreams.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 days ago

I want Devan to know how much we respected Kobe in Boston.

I grew up watching every Celtics games on local TV and when the Lakers came to the Garden, Kobe would always sit down with Tommy Heinsohn after the game and talk about basketball and life. It was obvious that he was black Jesus. All this talk about hating the Lakers is ESPN nonsense. We know who deserves respect. LeBron says that Boston is the place he hates the most because we throw cups of beer at him and call him a "n". Yep and we would never to Kobe, never.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 days ago

Anybody here at the end of their step plan?

I was just interested in what fellow dead enders think about where they are. No chance for a raise or anywhere else to go. Do you have any plans or are you just enjoying the view from atop the mountain? I want to make more money but I am not a PA or learning ambassador kind of person, so this is the end for me.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 13 days ago
▲ 3 r/USPS

Are they getting rid of mail processing clerk positions?

There is a full-time Career mail processing clerk position near me with a set schedule and everything. Pay is really good for me but I keep hearing that they are laying off clerks. Is this something worth going for or should I just apply to be a carrier? I want something long term and not just a job that will be phased out.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 13 days ago

I have a new personality for Jace.

Since Jace has said that he no longer wants to be a watch chaser anymore, maybe he could get in to the Cherry Poppin Daddies. Walk around wearing suspenders, learn how to play the trumpet. If all else fails then he can just go back to being a soy boy who wears a r*pe whistle around his neck.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 13 days ago

I play fruit boopers professionally now.

My state lottery has online slot games you can play on your phone. If you get three of the same fruit in a row, it goes "boop" and you win 10 cents. Sadly I can't afford to subscribe to the patreon while I establish my career. It takes money to make money and sacrifices need to be made.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 23 days ago

How is your productivity evaluated as a driver?

Before I decide to join a dsp, I was just wondering how they evaluate your performance. Do they give you productivity write-ups and fire you for not meet a certain number like in the warehouses?

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 24 days ago

AI is ruining gooning.

Here I am with my pants down, bottle of lotion, and a sheet to cover me in case an Indian is hacking my Alexa to get a video to blackmail me for my riches and what happens? All the porn sites I go on are flooded with AI garbage that completely takes me out of the mood. It is like another form of cleaning out junk in your mail box or mass deleting spam emails. What are we going to do about this?

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 27 days ago
▲ 5 r/USPS

How do you make money on the side while working here?

There is a "sales, service, and distribution career job" near me I would want to apply to but I don't want to end up like the past 2 times I have tried to work here but needed to quit because I just didn't get enough hours to survive. They always say that you need to provide a seven day a week, be available at a moments notice availability but they don't give you hours to justify that. I quit as both a carrier and clerk because I couldn't figure out how to schedule a second job around the post office until a full time position opened up. Just wondering what some of you have done to get by on minimal and inconsistent hours.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 29 days ago
▲ 58 r/virgin

"Just hire a sex worker."

41 year old virgin here who gets shamed by people who tell me that there is no excuse for me to be a virgin. It is depressing. Something about hiring a sex worker just doesn't feel right. First off, I am struggling financially so there would be no money to even do that but most importantly, paying somebody who isn't into you or the situation just seems sad to me. There is also the high possibility of catching a disease or whatever.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 1 month ago

Can you get hired as a driver if you get terminated for low productivity at an FC?

If anybody has experience with this. I know that drivers are third party companies.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 1 month ago

Which ground driver position would you choose?

$22.75/hour plus stop bonus or $1200 a week day rate? I am new to this and trying to decide which company to pick. Maybe I can get a better idea from someone here who has more experience as a ground driver.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 1 month ago

Is John the real life version of the Dos Equis spokesman?

You could easily list all of John's accomplishments off like the most interesting man in the world does. I am going to write the company to get him in the commercials. Pretty sure John wouldn't ask for much in return, maybe a 6 pack of Hanes boxerbriefs.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 months ago

I think my dog is a democratic socialist.

While out walking past a house with tiny flags lined up along the sidewalk, my dog stopped to pee on them. The owner of the house came out to scream at me but by that time, my dog had seen a rabbit crossing the road and had already moved on leaving me to deal with the blowback. I calmly told this fascist that sidewalks are public property and he was just exercising his free speech. The "what if it were your house?" argument doesn't work with me. I see the best use for yards in general to be used as a dog toilet, and maybe even one for me. The person I live with is constantly in the bathroom watching videos on the phone. Many times I just want to go out on the front yard and then come back later to pick it up with a shovel to throw in the corner. Happy birthday America. 🇺🇸

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 months ago
▲ 22 r/virgin

Confidence or honesty?

People are attracted to confidence but how can you be confident when you are a 41 year old virgin like me? Even if you are faking it till you make it, eventually it will show. I have never dated and can't just not bring it up. When people find out that I have never dated at my age, what happens is that I just immediately become a joke to everybody and not the fun kind that involves you, the kind that happens behind your back. Women are instantly turned off when you are honest about your life. It is lose-lose. It just sucks. I have always been socially limited, never had friends or dated. Something just happens when you pass 40 though. You just feel like it is the end.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 months ago

Devan is a snowbunny.

Devan worships black co*k more than any blond haired thot and I am tired of us all not addressing the elephant in the room.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 months ago