I think my dog is a democratic socialist.
While out walking past a house with tiny flags lined up along the sidewalk, my dog stopped to pee on them. The owner of the house came out to scream at me but by that time, my dog had seen a rabbit crossing the road and had already moved on leaving me to deal with the blowback. I calmly told this fascist that sidewalks are public property and he was just exercising his free speech. The "what if it were your house?" argument doesn't work with me. I see the best use for yards in general to be used as a dog toilet, and maybe even one for me. The person I live with is constantly in the bathroom watching videos on the phone. Many times I just want to go out on the front yard and then come back later to pick it up with a shovel to throw in the corner. Happy birthday America. 🇺🇸