I think my dog is a democratic socialist.

While out walking past a house with tiny flags lined up along the sidewalk, my dog stopped to pee on them. The owner of the house came out to scream at me but by that time, my dog had seen a rabbit crossing the road and had already moved on leaving me to deal with the blowback. I calmly told this fascist that sidewalks are public property and he was just exercising his free speech. The "what if it were your house?" argument doesn't work with me. I see the best use for yards in general to be used as a dog toilet, and maybe even one for me. The person I live with is constantly in the bathroom watching videos on the phone. Many times I just want to go out on the front yard and then come back later to pick it up with a shovel to throw in the corner. Happy birthday America. 🇺🇸

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 2 days ago
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Confidence or honesty?

People are attracted to confidence but how can you be confident when you are a 41 year old virgin like me? Even if you are faking it till you make it, eventually it will show. I have never dated and can't just not bring it up. When people find out that I have never dated at my age, what happens is that I just immediately become a joke to everybody and not the fun kind that involves you, the kind that happens behind your back. Women are instantly turned off when you are honest about your life. It is lose-lose. It just sucks. I have always been socially limited, never had friends or dated. Something just happens when you pass 40 though. You just feel like it is the end.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 4 days ago

Devan is a snowbunny.

Devan worships black co*k more than any blond haired thot and I am tired of us all not addressing the elephant in the room.

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 14 days ago

Bill Maher's suffering is over.

Bill had described the torment and suffering he has endured since the Knicks last won a championship back when he was in High School and I think it was brave of him to open up to us all. We responded with thoughts, prayers, and the Lord said "No more my child. You have carried this burden on your shoulders at every Malibu 5 star steak house for to long."

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 22 days ago

Congratulations America.

All of our favorite team won last night. We always believed in them. It is however tradition that we curbstomp the non-believers. Anybody know where Devan is?

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u/Alive-Basil-391 — 25 days ago