u/Almoost_Broke_Again

I used to be a chronic gooner, not just a causal “Scroll before bed” guy. I mean a strategic gooner. I would mark days on the calendar like I was training for olympics, going on 3 week celibacy streak just to build up the “material” and then setting aside an entire weekend just to shoot up my room with ropes.

I’d have snacks, water, a dark room, and honestly I’d even burn incense or scented candles to make my degeneracy aromatherapeutic

The intensity was something else, So naturally I wanted it take it to the next level and I introduced breath play. Right at the climax I’d hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. Let me tell you the orgasms were so insanely intense that I briefly saw my ancestors. One time I booked a suite at the Sarova Stanley alone just to goon in style.

But there was a downside, I genuinely felt like I didn’t need a woman at all anymore, I had become this terrifying self-sufficient nuclear reactor running on its own waste.

Thank God I eventually freed myself from those shackles. And now that I’m broke, I look back at that Sarova booking & feel very stupid.

Anyone else who has been in such a dark place before?

I’m only 34 wtf do you mean “Unc”? That word makes me feel old & washed up. I picture a dude rocking an oversized shiny suit with a hanging stomach, grey beard and oily bald head when she utters that word.

I try to keep myself fit and athletic as possible. How do I make her stop using that distasteful word? And don’t tell me to date women my age coz I CANT!!!

And at what age does a woman get to “Aunt” status? . I will be trolling her all day for revenge.

I’ve come to a conclusion that most people are too afraid to say out loud, I will only have kids with a beautiful woman who was born & raised in a 1st world country.

Let me explain the logic, This isn’t about ego or showing off. It’s about stacking the deck for my future offspring. I believe it’s my duty to give my kids the maximum advantages for them to smoothly navigate this cruel world.

Every move I make is strategic & calculated , I stopped sleeping with women who don’t fit in my plan. When I’m out there I’m hunting, deliberately patiently. On January I met 1 woman but she was from Argentina, So I dropped her and embarked on my hunting. Argentina have it worse than us. This is a long term project and not some fairytale

Who else thinks this way?

I’m 94. I’ve outlived my wife, my teeth and most of my shame. But guess what I haven’t outlived? My Libido

I’m looking for a high value sugar baby precisely aged (25-33). You must be willing to get freaky in the nursing home, some random wheelchair ♿️ drag races, massaging my crusty legs full of scales, explaining what TikTok is for the 12th time & changing my loaded diapers.

Perks: You will be in my will

Don’t slide in my dms unless you’re ready to ride or die

I feel obligated to finish a book once I pick it up, So quitting when I’m halfway through makes me feel like a failure. Some books just fail to be engaging the way we expected, How do y’all handle such situations?

Anyone with Nord VPN? Help me out

I want to walk around with a Gun on my waist so bad, The thought of having rifles in my house can make me orgasm, but I understand I need to have some sort of status for me to qualify. How much money or wealth in my bank do I need to have for me to finally get a license?

I have been on this Sub for a while now & based on peoples posts I came to the conclusion that Dyptique makes the most quality candles. So any suggestions on what I should order as a Newbie? I would love something Earthy

I’m supposed to do an attachment but I don’t want to show up everyday, I just want a company that will vouch for me to my Supervisor during my assessment. If you can help please let me know, I have graduate on Dec Bro

If random gay dudes are trying to get your attention, congrats. You’re objectively attractive. No games, no ego fluffing. Just pure unfiltered “You look good.” Take the compliment & keep it moving.

No Homo ⏸️

When will the cravings completely go away? When will I start feeling the Euphoria everyone talks about?

My Buddy casually told me he walks around with a butt plug in because “It’s good for his mental health”. He’s dead serious.

Is this gay af? And more importantly, should I ghost him & tell him to lose my number?

I’m not trying to be close-minded, but I also didn’t sign up for this energy.

Nothing hits like a thunderstorm to remind me of how I used to run outside at 2 am with my Ex Whitney, playing “Touch Butt” even though she had absolutely nothing back there 😂. We used to laugh so hard I’d cry while yelling “Those are Knee Caps, Not cheeks”.

We could fight so hard until the neighbours turned their lights on, then be holding hands while walking outside the next day like nothing happened

Yes I cheated on you 257 times Whitney, But you know damn right I’m the best you ever had. I mean who else is gonna love you & your kneecap ass like that?