
u/Amelia_Amity

Roast my fur cousins
1: Franco: ~15 year old chihuahua
2: Oliver: ~16 year old chihuahua
3: Peaches: Almost 3 year old sheltie
4: Coco: 1.5 year old chihuahua
5: All four dogs
6: Cali: friendly cat (there are like 3 more hiding)
It’s been awhile since I posted Cosmo here
Also tell my sister that Mr. Mo looks good in a dress
This is totally not Leopold Strauss
Parts of my family did come from Vienna, there is definitely a Leopold somewhere in the family tree, maybe even a Strauss
Tomodachi update: Dennis has got a new boyfriend
After breaking up with my cat, Cosmo, Dennis has found love again
I’m totally Sadie Adler ask me anything
Ok maybe I’m not Sadie but my sister does kinda look like her and I’m descended from someone named Sadie
Someone tell BlockBuster about these over due tape
The tissue is covering up the came of the Blockbuster my grandparents got it from.
Got my dog a Rugrats shirt from 5Below
It’s xxl and it’s a bit small on her
The cat is a payed actor
More cosplay videos. Yes my cat was annoyed at me but he did get treats at the end of it and also in between takes. I would do cosplay with my dog but she would try to eat the wig off of my head.
Strauss cosplay
Don’t mind the wig, my dumbass dog ate it. Also my parents FaceTime me when I was taking photos
She just eat a wig and a spatula
I know I just posted her but I’m so mad. I spent so many hours working on that wig
What Sean calls his sons
MacGuire Jr.’s real name is Finn and MacGuire Jr. Jr. Is Aiden
Sadie cosplay time plus trying not have my wig eaten by my dog
Let’s pretend the grave is Jake’s and not my childhood cat’s
No Leopold Strauss is one not Alabama
Don’t question what is happening on the island of Cat
Strauss’ vibes
I’m not quite sure if this counts as a micro aggression or something but Strauss looks like he loudly complains about whitefish salad all of the time. No matter the occasion if there is whitefish salad Strauss is complaining about it
He gives the vibes of a divorced dad in a sad pathetic way were you feel bad for both Strauss and his kid(s)
Strauss also looks like he eats the lunch every day, turkey, lettuce, lite mayo on rye bread. To drink a diet caffeine free Coke and he changes it up with either a banana or apple