u/Andre-Mercelet

... I had a rear disease that made it necessary for me to eat a handful of dirt everyday. It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

... I had a rare disease that made it necessary for me to eat a handful of dirt everyday in order to survive. It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

Surreal

Surreal.

Surreal

Surreal.

A man is walking on a beach and finds a lamp, yada yada yada...

The genie says he has a weird sense of humor. He will grant the man three wishes, but whatever he wishes for the genie will give his mother-in-law twice as much.

The man says it's fine, and, for him first wish, he wants $50 billion. The genie says that he now has $50 billion in the bank but his mother-in-law now has $100 billion. The genie asks him for his second wish.

The asks for a mansion with 30 room mansion in Beverly Hills. He instantly finds himself in the mansion he wished for, but his neighbor is his mother-in-law whose mansion is 60 rooms.

The genie asks him for his third and final wish.

The man replies, "Beat me half to death!"