Whisleblowers have exposed a scheme by "Big Banana". Leaked research proves eating bananas is the #1 reason why so many men have become gay.

Whisleblowers have exposed a scheme by "Big Banana". Leaked research proves eating bananas is the #1 reason why so many men have become gay.

u/AngryZetan — 5 days ago

Players in the National Football League will now use football bats to prevent other players from tackling them. Tackling injuries projected to be reduced by 80%, while blunt force trauma will reach a new high.

The idea was proposed by the safety commission, and the players thought the idea would be a homerun for fans.

u/AngryZetan — 14 days ago

Senator Mitch McConnell died on July 4th 2026. It is confirmed that he is the first victim of the Walking Dead virus in real life after he was spotted eating Lindsey Graham.

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u/AngryZetan — 16 days ago

Everyone knows that if a kid eats dinonuggets 3 consecutive meals, he will turn into an actual dinosaur. What's your story about when you witnessed this happen?

My son turned into a T-Rex and is now destroying the neighborhood. He ate the neighbors dog, smashed a bunch of cars, and he even peed in the community pool! Little does he know, when he gets back, he is GROUNDED from the Xbox!

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u/AngryZetan — 19 days ago

The Bureau of United Legalized Literature in Scientific Human Individual Testing has concluded that using nipple clamps during intercourse, makes it impossible to catch genital herpes and flappy lips. What other methods have you heard of, that can be effective against STDs?

The office of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. are a non-profit organization that relies 100% on donations to conduct studies that are 50% accurate, 100% of the time. With only 75% of the donations going to the employees and the other 25% going to the operating costs, they are desperately searching for new donors. Divide that by 50% and multiply only by 2, and you'll see how little they actually take from the donations. Please contact them with your bank account information and make a donation today!

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u/AngryZetan — 23 days ago

I live alone and sometimes make 48 deviled eggs to eat all by myself.

I can usually eat them all in a single day. And yes, that is from 24 eggs.

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u/AngryZetan — 1 month ago
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I absolutely HATE the all red city connect uniforms. Does anyone else share my hatred for these monstrosities?

They are bad. Like next level bad. So bad that I blame them for the loss yesterday.

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u/AngryZetan — 1 month ago

Does anyone else think Prison Mike looks almost identical to Michael Scott?

Is it possible that they are related? Like maybe Michael was born a twin, and his mother put one brother up for adoption?

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u/AngryZetan — 2 months ago

What is hypermiling?

I keep getting recommended posts from this sub. I've read several, and now I'm interested. Are there any guides or advice on what to do?

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u/AngryZetan — 2 months ago