u/AstramIsTheBest

Yall simply cannot do it right. I can’t even play Cap like I want to or dps like I want to because YALL (yes YALL) play egregiously bad on the SUPPOSEDLY easiest role to play.

Getting hard diffed against 1(ONE) single diver. If this is not Black Cat or Daredevil this is in excusable.

Not pushing up with the tanks whatsoever.

Hanging too far back when you KNOW you’re getting dived.

Running BACKWARDS and AWAY from the team when you’re in trouble.

Ulting IMMEDIATELY when ANYONE on the other team ults when we didn’t even need it.

Not paying attention to your surroundings at all and tunnel vision healbotting the tanks as if no one notices.

Never patty-caking with the other support in any capacity.

Just had a game where our supports were getting shut down by a SOLO DIVING Venom when we’re running WF and C&D. I had to tell them to just gtfo support and let me do it- SUDDENLY we’re able to actually fight now because I actually know how to handle a single damn diver.

I was in Diamond and I saw yall doing the this. I was in GM and I saw yall doing this. Im in Celestial and yall are doing this. I hit Eternity and yall are STILL doing this.

Just give me the goddamn support and hop on something else. Clearly it’s not for you in any capacity so go play Squirrel Girl or some shit 😒

I make very good money and have enough live in a pretty decent apartment and have a pretty decent car. Even has benefits. Basically, I got lucky.

I have been at this job for 3ish years now. But I feel like I have no real choice in leaving. My job is in a small town far away from any city and there’s not really all that much to do at all. I feel like I missed out on whatever adventurous or interesting things or living life like what people in their 20s usually do. Im 24 but Im living like I’m 40. I feel very incomplete, dull, and just feeling like “This is it, this is all there is”.

Ive thought about quitting and moving to a city or something but I know how awful the job market is. I’ve seen apartments there that I can afford on my CURRENT Salary I would definitely be a struggle to afford them on the jobs I’ve seen in that location.

So I guess I’m just stuck here. Maybe in 2 decades or so if retirement still exists then I could travel or live somewhere else. I know I’m in a very privileged position but I just feel so unfulfilled. Anyone else in a similar position?

We have ONE true poke tank and it’s Magneto. One. After over a year. And then people are wondering why people want Cyclops, the guy with long range displacement optic blasts, to be a tank.

ENOUGHHHHH of this shit bro. If that damn dinosaur shows up and he’s a brawl tank while Cyclops is a dps yall better get ready because I’m playing dps permanently in my ranked lobbies regardless if we have a tank not. I wont be touching that shit anymore Idgaf. Should’ve thought about that before giving dps 51% of the entire roster.

Genuinely not using any common sense whatsoever.

Not flanking

Not tanking an off angle

Take 0 initiative

Had a game where the enemy MK was going 42-6 and nobody knew what the problem was. He was running the lobby all game while we had a single tank for the majority of it. You know what our 5-6 shitter switched to? Thing. Thing and Thor as the tanks.

He got his stupid ass off tank and went support so I switched to Magneto and we immediately one the game. While they were saying the heals were the issue.

Common fucking sense.

Its like yall are reading an instruction manual while playing in real time. Every time i hear a straight up moron talk in the mic i have to resist the urge to immediately shut the game off regardless if its ranked.

Mahitos soul doesn’t move outside his body. If you incinerate him then you incinerate his soul by default and he’s dead.

“He can’t do anything because he can’t target Mahitos soul” doesn’t matter because it doesn’t need to be targeted if you blast his entire body at once. This goes for anyone with the DC capable.