u/Beautiful_Donut6412

He says "I texted my girlfriend last night and meant to say 'the movie was great' but instead I typed 'the move with you was great.' She was confused but when I told her the mistake we laughed."

His friend says "I know what you mean. I texted my wife last night and meant to say 'I love you and couldn't live without you.' But instead I typed 'I hate you, you're a crazy bitch. You've ruined my life.'"

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 1 month ago

▲ 403 r/FuckImOld

Does anybody still mail postcards? I came across one in a drawer the other day. It was sent to me in 1978.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 1.3k r/FuckImOld

You're old if you can recall when the only choices for gas were regular leaded or unleaded

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 244 r/Unclejokes

When I was young my ejaculate would only squirt a few inches.

But as I got older I got it to squirt so far I actually won the longest squirt at the Masturbation Olympics.

It's truly amazing how far I've come.

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 371 r/FuckImOld

You're old if you recall when TV wrestling was fun, the acting was good and it wasn't all about sex and gore.

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 74 r/FuckImOld

You're old if you recall seeing The Silver Slipper in Vegas

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 186 r/FuckImOld

If you can recall hit counters on web pages, you're old.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 130 r/FuckImOld

If you watched this commercial and saw nothing wrong with it, you're old.

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 476 r/FuckImOld

If you thought you were cool because you had a watch with a calculator on it, you're old.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 189 r/FuckImOld

If you sniffed this or locker room in high school to get a high you're old.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 43 r/FuckImOld

If you thought it was a good idea to put this over your hardwood floors, you're old.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

▲ 1.3k r/kingofqueens+1 crossposts

If you can recall any of the episodes of BJ and the Bear, you're old.

u/100carpileup — 2 months ago

▲ 93 r/dadjokes

I just had a shotgun wedding

It was a wife or death decision.

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 2 months ago

u/Beautiful_Donut6412

Did you hear about the gruesome murder at the Waffle House?

You're old if you made sure to tune in each night to watch What's My Line?

Mr. Peabody was cute, but he was annoying.

What's the difference between a tick and the Eiffel Tower?

A guy is talking with his friend

You're old and were probably wealthy if you owned a Sony Watchman

You're old if you recall this shampoo. It led to a lot of sexual jokes.

What kind of animal was H.R. Pufnstuf and what did the H.R. stand for?

Does anybody still mail postcards? I came across one in a drawer the other day. It was sent to me in 1978.

You're old if you can recall when the only choices for gas were regular leaded or unleaded

When I was young my ejaculate would only squirt a few inches.

You're old if you recall when TV wrestling was fun, the acting was good and it wasn't all about sex and gore.

You're old if you recall seeing The Silver Slipper in Vegas

If you can recall hit counters on web pages, you're old.

If you watched this commercial and saw nothing wrong with it, you're old.

If you thought you were cool because you had a watch with a calculator on it, you're old.

If you sniffed this or locker room in high school to get a high you're old.

If you thought it was a good idea to put this over your hardwood floors, you're old.

If you can recall any of the episodes of BJ and the Bear, you're old.

I just had a shotgun wedding