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You're old if you can recall when game shows gave away lovely parting gifts like a copy of the home game or Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 3 days ago
▲ 467 r/FuckImOld

I missed tossing peanuts on the floor at The Ground Round. Now with so many allergies to peanuts it will never be brought back anywhere.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 5 days ago
▲ 208 r/FuckImOld

Someone gave the Merry Monk doll to my mom as a gag gift in the early 1970s. As a kid in grade elementary school I was shocked.

u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 6 days ago
▲ 82 r/Unclejokes

A golfer hits his ball into a field of buttercups

He addresses the ball when he hears "please don't hurt my buttercups."

He looks down and sees a little tiny figure holding a tiny stick of butter.

He says "who are you?"

She replies "I'm the fairy of the buttercups. If you promise not to hurt my buttercups, I'll grant you a guaranteed lifelong supply of free butter."

He thinks about if for a second and says "ok. But where were you last week when I hit my drive into the field of pussy willows?"

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 10 days ago
▲ 6 r/dadjokes

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office

He says "doc you have to help me. First I feel I'm a teepee, then I feel I'm a wigwam. Then I think I'm a teepee, and then a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam... What's wrong with me???"

The psychiatrist says "you're too tense."

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 — 11 days ago