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Flanderization- the process where a complex, multi-dimensional fictional character gradually morphs into a caricature of their original self.

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He sits down at the counter and orders himself a beer. As he’s drinking it, he starts looking around the barroom. He sees the tables, the dance floor, the wall pictures, and other typical bar stuff, but something feels a bit off to him about this place. He takes another quick look around at all of the women dancing, chatting, and having a good time. Then it finally dawns on him.

This lesbian bar had no fire exits.

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” The man says, “That's odd. I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

Another nurse goes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” The second man laughs and says, “That's weird. I work for the 3M company!”

A third nurse goes up the third man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!” He says, “That's strange. I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

As soon as he says that, the last man starts groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

The man says, “I work for 7Up.”