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All meals served with two slices of old, burnt toast and a side of brown vegetable. Dessert is strawberry ice cream.

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Henry called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and said, "Lorraine, honey, I'm flying up north with my boss and a few friends for a weekend fishing trip. Please pack me enough clothes for three days." Without giving her a chance to respond, he continued,
"Also pack my fishing rod, tackle box, and my new blue silk pajamas. I'll stop by the house after work to pick everything up."

Lorraine thought the pajama request was a little strange, but she packed everything as asked. Henry stopped by for his stuff, kissed Lorraine and the kids goodbye, and took off.

After the weekend, Henry returned home. Lorraine asked him if he had caught many fish.
"Sure did!" he replied. “Lots of Walleye, a few Bass, and some Pike. But why didn't you pack my blue silk pajamas like I asked?"

Lorraine smiled and told him, “I did. They’re in your tackle box."

Other than the “Do de Rubber Duck” song, I don’t remember ever seeing them together.

I think we can all safely assume that if iSchrödinger did own a cat and put it in a box, then that cat is, in fact, dead and not alive.

I thought this would be an interesting topic for discussion given the show’s dark humor, dramatic twists, and the fact that they killed off one main character. I understand if some fans find it a little too morbid though. Just don’t read.

Henry missed that doomed flight and made it home alive. (Woohoo!) Unfortunately, that means that someone else in the main cast must die instead. (D’OH!) None of the ten are exempt, not even Hawkeye (the top-billed character) or Margaret (the only woman). The death must occur around the time the character left the show in canon, meaning that unless it’s Trapper, Frank, or Radar, the death will occur in the final season, if not the series finale. You can use an existing plot from the show to kill the character or you can think of your own. You have to explain why you chose them and how the death will affect the other characters and the audience. (So no to just killing someone simply because they’re your least favorite character!)

So… Who’s taking Henry’s place in Killed Off TV Characters’ heaven?

I wonder why they stopped using them in cars.

Flanderization- the process where a complex, multi-dimensional fictional character gradually morphs into a caricature of their original self.

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He sits down at the counter and orders himself a beer. As he’s drinking it, he starts looking around the barroom. He sees the tables, the dance floor, the wall pictures, and other typical bar stuff, but something feels a bit off to him about this place. He takes another quick look around at all of the women dancing, chatting, and having a good time. Then it finally dawns on him.

This lesbian bar had no fire exits.

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” The man says, “That's odd. I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

Another nurse goes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” The second man laughs and says, “That's weird. I work for the 3M company!”

A third nurse goes up the third man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!” He says, “That's strange. I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

As soon as he says that, the last man starts groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

The man says, “I work for 7Up.”