Agatha all along made zero sense

I finally watched and I have to say I enjoyed it very much, I liked the witches and their journey until the ending. just threw it all away, with “it was Agatha and Billy all along”. It makes sense given wandavision I suppose, but the more I think about it, the less sense it makes and more plot holes I poke in it. Especially Agatha’s motivations and her backstory. It raised way more questions than it answered, and I doubt we’ll get them all answered in vision quest, as the focus will be on vision,ultron, and Tommy.

How did Agatha get the darkhold? did she steal her covens powers before or after she had the baby? Couldn’t she have just offered herself to rio instead of Nicholas like she did with Billy?

It’s implied she steals witches powers to feed Nicholas and keep him alive, so why does she continue after he’s gone? corrupted by the darkhold? Only we don’t know the timeline of when she actually got it.

The witches road has been a long con by Agatha for hundreds of years and no other witches have ever caught on. They just know nobody has “survived” but Agatha. She gathers up her coven again this time in hope of stealing their powers (it is revealed at the end) but they’re all powerless…? What was she planning on steal there exactly? Maybe Billy’s powers, because if anything, he gave the witches back their powers on “the road”.

How did the Salem 7 get into the world Billy created?

If Agatha’s plan was to steal Billy’s powers all along and suspected they were in something he conjured up, why was she so worried about him? She suspected his identity from the beginning. Why was Billy so loyal to her?? This kid knew he was actually Billy maximoff, and ran straight to the woman his mom imprisoned? Billy needs something from her, “the witches road” but he trusts her implicitly despite her reputation. Agatha is soft on Billy because he reminds her of Nicholas. Yet when she dies, instead of being with him in the afterlife, she comes back as a ghost to follow Billy around?

Should’ve just ended at Billy realized he’d made up the road cause phew that ending was messy. Please don’t downvote me to hell, I genuinely enjoyed the show but hated all the plot holes and ending.

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 7 days ago
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air signs/fire signs vs water/earth signs

I feel the second response in my soul. Who tf talks to 15 people a day????

Ignore the title. This is more accurate list imo

green: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Virgo, Pisces

Yellow: Taurus, cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 21 days ago

Honeybee ick

I know it’s been talked about before how cringe the lyrics to this song are, focus has been on the honeybee baby boy part, but those are not the worst lyrics in the song at all 💀

Don’t shoot me yall but I kind of like it and understand what she’s trying to say, only the lyrics are very stupid.

“Pick me up take me home, it feels like god threw me a bone” girl you aren’t unlucky you’re incredibly privileged just shut up. Also this is a cutesy song about being inlove and she’s using a phrase a middle aged old man would use.

“I hope I never see what your face looks like going, a face I could spend my whole life knowing” it sounds like a fucking toddler wrote that 😭 mommy I don’t want to see your face going. No proper grammar or intelligent word play to be found.

She must really be paying these critics good to glaze her so much.

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 1 month ago

all I hear when htimylm comes on the radio

It’s everybodyyyyy else, never her. She’s literally an angelic toddler, you all just hate to see her endure and are fat jealous cows. /s

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 2 months ago

some more tea

found this in the influencer snark sub. Apparently Christian’s wife and baby were wearing this same fit as her. Then she went and wore it and posted her nip slip for everybody to see. She really is evil.

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 2 months ago

At my wits end with non napping two year old

Dinner is cancelled, we’re eating pb and j’s. He JUST turned 2. It’s been a month or two of him absolutely refusing naps.

Except for the fact that he clearly still needs a nap as he’s just miserable from 1 pm and on until bedtime and tries to fall asleep at 5pm and further ruin his sleep.

To add to that, he’s decided me stepping into the kitchen to cook him breakfast/lunch/dinner is unacceptable, I have to be sitting with or near him at all times. Forgot to mention I have a 3 year old who is very much in the throes of threenagehood.

I’ve already taken him to the doctor, I don’t think he’s teething and everything else is fine. When we have guests over he’s also perfectly fine. But when we’re home and I’m trying to feed him and his brother or do some chores…it’s just a terrible time.

my oldest went through a nap regression too I think but he got over it in a couple weeks and continued napping till a couple months ago. I’m just tired and frustrated I guess and needed to get that out.

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 3 months ago

the one time selulu showed her true colors

I remember when she dropped this…her fans lost their minds, and she immediately deleted it. And it stayed that way for a while. She still reminisces about these times in interviews btw. Does not give a damn about the kidney she lost or the one she stole.

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 3 months ago

And I oop

Stream Madonna yall. I knew she’d lose her #1 album spot soon enough but I didn’t imagine it’d happen THIS quick. I thought she atleast had till the end of July when petal released. Truly a flop era, love to see it.

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 3 months ago

Olivia’s team planting articles against Taylor

Isn’t weird how for Olivia’s entire album rollout there’s been nothing but negative articles about Taylor Swift…especially the weeks she’s been announced as being number one on the charts.

As soon as her single was confirmed #1 for a second week there’s been nonstop talk about her jet usage. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not defending Taylor’s jet usage, she deserves all the criticism for terrorizing the environment. I just think it’s a great timing for all these articles to come out when all this is already well known by the public. Someone’s upset at not being number 1 and doing the most to remind the public.

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 4 months ago

questions about her career and what comes next

people are infantilizing this woman like crazy, “she’s YOUNG this is what young people are supposed to sing about!!!” She’s 23. She’ll probably be 25-26 when her next album comes out.

It’s pretty obvious by now she only sings about 3 things, boys, insecurity and angst. How much angst could she possibly have? She’s a rich, conventionally attractive popstar, what does she have to be so angsty and depressed about????

Has she ever written a song about being happy, her friends, her family or any other experience?? Are boys and her insecurities all that matter to her? The only song that comes to mind is all American bitch where she atleast tried to make some type of commentary on her experience as a woman.

why am I rambling on about all of this? She’s bound to become stagnant if this is all she has to offer. She already feels stagnant to me. I can’t imagine a 4th pop/ watered down rock album about the same thing at 26 years old would be well received. Her fans are bound to grow up and move on as well.

Also why has she pivoted so hard…what is her game plan. From her performative activism to aligning herself with the worst people she can find. Her entire brand is just a mess since she fired her team. Get your shit together Olivia!

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 4 months ago

Am I the only one that hears this?

I know people have pointed out that my way is similar to better than revenge by ts I also couldn’t help but notice this…ignorance by paramore vs my way Olivia Rodrigo chorus.

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 4 months ago

ariana and the married director she has a “cosmic connection” with

always leaning into him/has her hands all over him. Exactly her type, married with a baby. He’s worked with Lizzo and doja cat multiple times and none of them have pictures like this together.

Feel free to add more photos and tea in the comments about them.

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 4 months ago

Day 3 of no pacifier for almost 2 yo

day 1. not that hard??? He lost his last pacifier on an outing. Well, I guess it’s time since I’m not buying anymore. A little grumpy but he went to nap and bed just fine! This is gonna be a snap…

day 2. All hell has broken loose. He is PISSED all day and asking for his pacifier. I manage to rock him to sleep for naptime and he makes a 5 minute fuss then goes down for bed.

Day 3. Oh boy. Went out and he fell asleep 5 minutes in the car. This is usually not a problem….when he has his pacifier. We try for an hour but he refuses nap time which he rarely ever does. He’s an absolute mess by 6 pm. I try for an hour to rock him to sleep because he won’t stop crying but no dice! Cries so much he almost throws up if I dare put him in the crib. I gave up and it’s 7:30, pray for me because I’m trying again in 30 minutes. Good night everybody! 🤞

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 4 months ago

I think she gave an explanation that was, “oh haha the fake tanner was too dark”…like girl the entire look was awful. The hair, the makeup, the dress. She looked completely out of it. Like she was busy getting high or drunk and couldn’t sit still and let the stylists do their job 👀👀

u/BreakfastAmazing7766 — 6 months ago