▲ 21 r/Cuphead

Down with the Ship!

Thank you Blenyowl for giving Briney a funny nickname 🤣🤣🤣

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 13 days ago

(the girls were all passed out on the couch)

All: (snoring)

(related note if anybody wants to use the training area it is now covered in ice, water leaves, darkness, electricity, and fire newcomers would be confused as hell. People have been here for a while yeah you know exactly what happened to the training area.)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 30 days ago

The blues have taken chef pigs spoon (I don’t know. I’m fucking bored.)

Jay: why did we take chef pigs spoon?

Jim: because it’s funny

Jake: and also because he deserves it 10 times out of 10, especially since he somehow became both a wizard and Satan at the same time

Jay: oh God, do not remind me of demonic whiz pig that was hell both when we actually fought him and when I’m playing Angry Birds epic

(Reddit this is role-play)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 30 days ago

All of the princesses are looking for materials

Blue: even with All seven of us their’s still basically nothing here this is bullishit!

Yellow: There’s got to be something here

Purple: keep looking everyone

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

Black Dia is complaining in her cell

Black Dia: I lost my minions my powers and now there’s versions of the girl with elemental powers, magic, and Power Rangers and fucking ladybug arrives. I am never getting out of this wretched prison also sidenote I may be evil, but at least I’ve never forced anyone to watch lesbian space princesses even I have standards

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

(yet again, one of the girls are looking for materials to rebuild

Purple: (hiding in magical form in a tree) Decrystallize… (looking around with binoculars still inside the tree) damn there are no materials anywhere if I still had pink star I could use him to check places more places (keeps looking around)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

Suddenly, something slams down right in front of the door, causing a small earthquake that causes the door to break off if it’s hinges

Silver: sorry about the door! (pulls her beak out of the ground and smiles, but then gives any pig a dark glare)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

(the princesses discovered the crystal)

Purple: weird…

Green: fascinating

(all of the girls reach out towards the crystal pulling out a new rainbow catcher for each of them)

Indigo: weird…

(All of them immediately teleport to the secret mermaid house not noticing the new look on the outside)

Red: hey, you look different

Blue: (looks down at her chest) why are we in our underwear?!

Orange: this isn’t our normal seashell bras look (moves her body around showing that the seashells are now made out of crystals)

Yellow: strange… oh well, I’m going to bed

All: night!

Yellow: (brushes her teeth she noticed some electrical sparks in her hair) that’s weird (put her new rainbow catcher on the desk and had to sleep The other girls Follow)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

(Nya was just chilling until she saw a rainbow crystal fall into the ocean)

Nya: what the heck?! All right that was weird

(anyone who has seen the other subs, you know where this is going)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

The flock are just guarding the eggs

Red: It’s a nice day outside

Chuck: Yeah

Bomb: remember everyone watch for pigs

Stella: Right!

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago

A white bird with 3 eggs appears

Mattilda: hello can someone get the door?

Red: well well well, the main flock is back together

Jay: yeah now we just need the 50,000 extras

Issac: that’s definitely an exaggeration, but yeah, we do have a lot of extras

Hal: nice to see you again Sheila thanks for bringing the eggs as well

Bubbles: great now I’m gonna get told not to eat all the candy in the cabinet

Red: I told you not to do it multiple times and did you listen no, you did not

Bomb: hello little guys it’s Papa bomb

(basically I head Cannon that bomb and Matilda got married long after the eggs were even made since red kinda had a hatred for Stella for a little bit, but red is still the main guardian of the eggs and also despite bombs explosive ability. He’s just a chill dude. Hal is Australian because of the boomerang thing)

u/Busy-Maximum402 — 1 month ago