Becky's Dad really gets under my skin in the wedding episode.

I HATE how that dude doesn't get called out or face consequences of any kind for intentionally trying to sabotage his Daughter's wedding.

He literally tries to manipulate Jesse into calling off the wedding by making it out that he's gonna end up throwing away everything about himself because of his new responsibilities as a husband and family man.

And the kicker is that Mr Donaldson thinks Jesse is nothing but a Punk, and thinks he's not good enough for his daughter, so he believes this little conversation they have will drive him away. He outright says "If you have any doubts, you better not walk down that aisle tomorrow." Then had the biggest shit-eating grin telling him to sleep tight.

Jesse didn't have any doubts and wouldn't have, if this asswipe just kept his mouth shut and accepted that this was the man his daughter loved and should be happy that she's happy.

Of course it backfires, and leads to Jesse pulling the insane skydiving stunt, but as far as everyone knew for a moment it seemed like Jesse left Becky at the altar, which is exactly what this guy was hoping.

But the WORST part is that at no point is there any moment where Becky tells him off for it, or even asks what the hell he said to him. Especially considering that he almost ruined the whole wedding.

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u/CJtheHaasman — 8 days ago

What are some random tag teams you just threw together that actually worked well?

Chavo Guerrero and Chris Candido is a surprisingly fitting combination. They've been putting on solid matches and I could even see it working had it happened in real life somehow.

u/CJtheHaasman — 11 days ago

Moved here a couple days ago, good places to meet people?

I'm still on the Job hunt, got an interview lined up tomorrow and got plenty of applications out, and now I'm just wondering what were good places to meet people and make friends?

I'm 25 years old and Autistic so my social skills are obviously not great, but it would help to go to places I can vibe with at the very least. So far I've enjoyed going to the sunset station bowling alley, The source dispensary on water Street and Action comics and games on lake mead.

Anybody got suggestions for places or upcoming events in the Henderson/Las Vegas area where I can mingle with my fellow Stoners, Metalheads, Nerds, Punks, Juggalos, etc.?

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u/CJtheHaasman — 17 days ago

First vs Last WWF/WWE Champion matchups

Current Champion CM Punk vs #1 Buddy Rogers: I have no idea if this would be a good match, but it would be a decent story of Punk either being a Heel disrespecting the old guard, or Rogers as the heel trying to bury the "Younger" face Punk

#153 Sami Zayn vs #2 Bruno Sammartino: Sami would bump around like a madman for Bruno's brute strength.

#152 Cody Rhodes vs #3 Ivan Koloff: Pretty straightforward "MERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!" Storyline. Koloff batters Cody bloody before he fires back up and scores the victory.

#151 Drew Mcintyre vs #4 Pedro Morales: Honestly wouldn't expect anything amazing but not bad either.

#150 Cody Rhodes vs #5 Stan stasiak: ....I don't know about this one.

#149 John Cena vs #6 Bruno Sammartino: The story writes itself, the OG face of the company in a once in a lifetime clash against Big match John.

#148 Cody Rhodes vs #7 Superstar Billy Graham: I see this playing out almost like a feud from the old Territory days.

#147 Roman Reigns vs #8 Bob Backlund: Now this is actually the first potential Banger on this list, I'm not kidding. Backlund is legit one of the best technical wrestlers of all time and in his prime he'd put on one hell of a fiery Babyface performance against the tribal chief.

#146 Brock Lesnar vs #9 The Iron Sheik: Sheik would get Lesnar in the Camel clutch, only for Lesnar to easily power out, take him to suplex city then an F-5.

#145 Bobby Lashley vs #10 Hulk Hogan(Also #142 vs #13): *tugs on Collar* This match wouldn't be good quality-wise...and it's awkward for obvious reasons

#144 Brock Lesnar vs #11 Andre the Giant: Regardless of how good it is, I think everyone wants to at least See this match.

#143 Big E vs #12 Randy Savage: This one could go hard, I dig it.

#141 The Miz vs #14 The Ultimate Warrior: SQUASH

#140 Drew Mcintyre vs #15 Sgt Slaughter: Fine, I guess?

#139 Randy Orton vs #16 Hulk Hogan (Also #90 vs #65): Already seen it. It sucked

#138 Drew Mcintyre vs #17 The Undertaker: I don't think this ever happened. This could actually be a good WrestleMania streak match.

#137 Brock Lesnar vs #18 Hulk Hogan: Seen it.

#136 Kofi Kingston vs #19 Ric Flair: Vibe with this one a lot

#135 Daniel Bryan vs #20 Randy Savage: BANGER

#134 AJ Styles vs #21 Ric Flair: Oooh, I don't think they ever wrestled each other, though I know they worked together in TNA. Prime Flair vs AJ would be awesome

#133 Jinder Mahal vs #22 Bret Hart: The worst WWE champion ever gets carried to a passable match by Bret

#132 Randy Orton vs #23 Yokozuna: I actually dig this a lot

#131 Bray Wyatt vs #24 Hulk Hogan: An amazing story that would lead to an Awful match because there'd be way too much focus on Bray's spooky shenanigans rather than actually letting him wrestle, and Hogan being....Hogan

#130 John Cena vs #25 Yokozuna: Yoko might be too heavy to get up for the F-U.

#129 AJ Styles vs #26 Bret Hart: Words cannot describe how good this would be.

#128 Dean Ambrose vs #27 Bob Backlund: this would actually be a lot of fun with the Lunatic Fringe and Mr Backlund trying to Out-crazy each other.

#127 Seth Rollins vs #28 Diesel: Kevin Nash was actually a decent worker around this time, so this could actually be a solid match with Rollins

#126 Roman Reigns vs #29 Bret Hart (Also #122 vs #33) Another easy classic

#125 Triple H vs #30 Shawn Michaels: Seen it

#124 Roman Reigns vs #31 Sycho Sid: As much I love Sid, this would be boring.

#123 Sheamus vs #32 Shawn Michaels: Ooh, late '09-'10 would've been a prime time to do this match, since it was right when Sheamus was on the rise and Michaels was approaching retirement. Would be a good time.

#121 Seth Rollins vs #34 Sycho Sid: would definitely be much better than Sid vs Roman.

#120 Brock Lesnar vs #35 The Undertaker: Seen it

#119 John Cena vs #36 Bret Hart: man, Hitman is on a roll with these Bangers.

#118 Daniel Bryan vs #37 Shawn Michaels: Mentor vs Student in another Banger

#117 Randy Orton vs #38 Steve Austin (Also #115 vs #40): Viper vs Rattlesnake, hell yeah!

#116 Daniel Bryan vs #39 Kane: Seen it

#114 Daniel Bryan vs #41 The Rock: Peak underdog Danielson vs Prime corporate Douchebag Rock, what's not to like here?

#113 John Cena vs #42 Mankind (Also #106 vs #49): not sure how this would go.

#112 The Rock vs...#43 The Rock: aaand the game screen pops up saying you can't have two of the same characters.

#111 CM Punk vs #44 Mankind: This would be a fun match with some classic storytelling with Mankind being the Underdog against the Egomaniac Punk.

#110 Alberto Del Rio vs #45 The Rock: Booooriiiinnnnggg

#109 John Cena vs #46 Steve Austin (Also #95 vs #60 and #93 vs #62): Big clash between WWE Icons, plain and simple.

#108 Alberto Del Rio vs #47 The Undertaker: I forgot Del Rio had the belt twice....should be alright I guess?

#107 CM Punk vs #48 Steve Austin: Stone Cold opening a can of Whoopass on Punk would be priceless.

#105 Rey Mysterio vs #50 Triple H: Rey deserved an actual reign with the title, not the bull crap they pulled here. Anyway, I'm surprised these two never wrestled 1 on 1.

#104 CM Punk vs #51 Mr McMahon: For whatever reason it's not on Cagematch or any records but this was Vince's actual final match in 2012.

#103 John Cena vs #52 Triple H (Also #99 vs #56): Seen it

#102 The Miz vs #53 The Big Show: Seen it

#101 Randy Orton vs #54 Triple H: Seen It

#100 Sheamus vs #55 The Rock (Also #96 vs #59) Okay, I dig this.

#98 Batista vs #57 The Rock: Not bad

#97 John Cena vs #58 Kurt Angle: Seen it

#94 Randy Orton vs #61 Kurt Angle: Seen it

#92 Randy Orton vs #63 Chris Jericho: Seen it

#91 Batista vs #64 Triple H: Seen it

#89 Triple H vs #66 The Undertaker: Seen it

#88 Edge vs #67 The Rock: Don't think this ever happened, could be wrong.

#87 Jeff Hardy vs #68 Brock Lesnar: Brock's first ever feud in the WWF. Though this would be more of a competitive match rather than a squash.

#86 Edge vs #69 The Big Show: Seen it

#85 Triple H vs #70 Kurt Angle (Also #83 vs #72): Seen it

#84 Randy Orton vs #71 Brock Lesnar (Also #82 vs #73): Seen it

#81 John Cena vs #74 Eddie Guerrero: Seen it. (But that parking lot brawl is an underrated classic)

#80 Edge vs #75 JBL: I don't think this ever happened, might be good.

#79 Rob Van Dam vs #76 John Cena: Seen it

#78 John Cena vs #77 Edge: Seen it

What title do you guys think I should do next and see what crazy matchups come up?

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u/CJtheHaasman — 1 month ago

Bamboozled (2000)

I felt like I had to use the Soundtrack picture instead of the actual movie picture because I dead-ass don't know if I can show that without getting banned.

I stumbled across this randomly Free with ads on YouTube and was immediately caught off guard by the sight of Minstrel show Blackface. You could say I was even bamboozled to see that it came out in 2000, as I'd never heard of this film. This also accidentally became the first Spike Lee Joint I've ever seen.

This film stars Damon Wayans and Jada pinkett smith as TV writers pitching a show to the network, deliberately making it the most offensive stereotype of Black folks possible as a form of protest to the blatantly racist executives....only for it to become a smash hit.

Right off the bat I feel like the WRONG person to be watching it, let alone talking about it. (Being a white boy from South Texas.) Like the rest of Spike Lee's filmography notoriously does, it smacks you in the face with social commentary.

A big topic I do wanna discuss is the question this film raises, being how far can satire be stretched until it stops being ironic and becomes what it's making fun of? This is shown to us when Wayans starts to let the show's unexpected success go to his head, as it becomes more outrageously offensive with every passing episode, yet he continues to defend it, misconstruing words his father (Played by comedy legend, Paul Mooney) told him earlier about the people laughing "With" them.

Wayans gives a rare serious performance in this, and at first I thought the accent he was using was kind of weird but I got used to it and became invested in his arc as he slowly transitions from the main Protagonist to the antagonist. Savion Glover is also very likable as the struggling street performer taking any opportunity he can get before eventually wising up to how he's being exploited.

The satire of network television and showbusiness in general reminded a fair bit of Danny Devito's "Death to Smoochy" with how Mantan and Sleep n'eat are plastered all over NYC and compared to popular fads like Pokemon.

I also really like how the film is shot/edited. The whole thing, aside from the fake commercials and the Minstrel show itself is shot on Digital cameras, with film/tv clips, including some of Spike's previous Joints spliced in, almost making it feel like a documentary.

By the third act, this movie goes completely batshit crazy. The imagery pulls absolutely no punches and I can tell Lee's intention was to have the viewer tugging at their collar just for looking at it.

Hell, the movie seems to start off as a Comedy, turns into a Drama in the middle then veers into a borderline Horror film at one point before ending as a Tragedy. The scene with All of the various people in Blackface calling themselves N-words had me saying "What the Fuck?!" Like a broken record.

Oh yeah, and Mos Def is in this movie, (Which is awesome) he plays Pinkett's brother and the front man of a Public enemy-esque militant Rap group called "The Mau Maus", and that pays off in a way I didn't see coming.

(Also, a big plus is the fact that motherfuckin' CANIBUS the most underrated rapper of all time plays one of the members and drops a verse during a montage. I'll admit I did kinda have a fanboy moment seeing him show up. I wound up listening to the full song "Blak iz Blak" and it's a legit banger.)

The last twenty minutes of this movie legit made my jaw drop almost exactly like the ending of Uncut Gems did. I don't know if words can properly describe how Thought provoking and Devastating it is.

The ending quote also really makes you think. "People Pay for what they do and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become, and they pay for it very simply by the lives they lead."

On one hand, this movie is Masterfully written, Acted, and directed...but again I genuinely feel like I'm the wrong person to even be discussing a movie like this.

But what did you guys think about it? Should I watch more of Spike Lee's joints? And I hope I was respectful enough in my analysis, since this film is based on a subject I... probably shouldn't have touched with 39 and half foot pole.

u/CJtheHaasman — 1 month ago

Gummo (1997)

After randomly stumbling upon a review of this on YouTube, I sought it out on Archive.org Saturday night because I was bored and admittedly stoned as hell.

Right off the bat you know what you're in for when you see a lonely child with Bunny ears sitting out in the cold, smoking a cigarette and pissing over the overpass, right before we see a cat get drowned then a girl gets felt up only for the guy to find a cancerous lump on her breast... that's the first five minutes.

Gummo is a Black Comedy that takes an extremely gritty look at a Tornado-Struck backwater community in Ohio, where the children are on the same level of intelligence and maturity as the adults.

Unlike other films that get brought up in "Disturbing movie" discussions, that try their hardest to Shock the viewer with extreme amounts of gore and nudity, what makes Gummo disturbing is how realistic it is. There are real neighborhoods in the US like this, and people like this do exist.

The fact that these bumpkins so casually say and do things that are Violent, Perverted or just downright disgusting really drives this point home. Some of the most well known scenes consist of the main two boys, Solomon and Tummler catching and killing cats for a butcher, Two twin brothers punching each other for fun, various characters getting drunk and beating the shit out of a chair just for fun, and probably the most well known scene is Solomon eating crappy Spaghetti in his filthy bathtub.

The Director uses Dead cats throughout the film to symbolize the fact that nobody here has ever been truly loved or nurtured. This is shown in another scene where Solomon is exercising in their shithole of a basement, and his Mother comes downstairs...and points a fucking gun at the back of his head, only to then start Tap dancing while he just continues working out completely unfazed, and aside from the Bathtub scene that's the only time we even see her.

There's also no real plot or development. You're just watching a few days in their depressing lives as they bullshit around and have all but accepted that this kind of shit is all they know, and all they ever probably will know.

If you can stomach it, I actually recommend this movie. While it's definitely one of the dirtiest films I've ever seen, (and I mean that LITERALLY), it's also fascinating in many regards and even got some legitimate laughs out of me.

u/CJtheHaasman — 1 month ago

First vs Last Intercontinental Championship matchups

Going in reverse order, let's see the matchups if every modern IC Champion wrestled the legends of yesteryear. (This'll make more sense in practice, just keep reading.)

Current Champion, Chad Gable vs #1 Pat Patterson: Controversies aside, I think this could be a solid Technical match if it's Pat in his prime. If it's Attitude era Pat, it's a comedy match where he and Gerald Brisco get squashed by El Grande Americano

#192, Penta vs #2 Ken Patera: and we're immediately doing oddball shit. I can see Penta bumping his ass off and selling Patera's strength well.

#191 Dominik Mysterio vs #3 Pedro Morales. (Also #189 vs #5): Not really much to go off of here. It'd be a pretty basic match with Morales as the veteran face against a cheating heel in Dirty Dom.

#190 John Cena vs #4 Don Muraco: Boring hoss fight. Cena is way too past his prime by the time of this reign that was only given to him because that's the one belt he was missing to be a grand slam champ.

#188 Bron Breakker vs #6 Don Muraco: Meat slapping meat, big time.

#187 Jey Uso vs #7 Tito Santana: Could be decent.

#186 Bron Breakker vs #8 Greg Valentine: I see it being a hard hitting brawl.

#185 Sami Zayn vs #9 Tito Santana: Now this could be a really fun time.

#184 Gunther vs #10 Randy Savage: OOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHHH!!! Gunther vs Prime Macho man would be fucking awesome.

#183 Ricochet vs #11 Ricky Steamboat: Holy shit, Even better!

#182 Sami Zayn vs #12 The Honky Tonk man: Comedy match, flat out.

#181 Shinsuke Nakamura vs #13 The Ultimate Warrior: oof...poor Shinsuke. That's all I'm gonna say.

#180 Apollo Crews vs #14 Rick Rude: Not bad. Rude would have to carry the promos though.

#179 Big E vs #15 The Ultimate Warrior: This could only work if Warrior does his usual Gorilla press Slam and Splash...only for Big E to immediately get up and smash him with the Big Ending.

#178 Sami Zayn vs #16 Mr Perfect: BANGER

#177 Jeff Hardy vs #17 Kerry Von Erich: I love both of these guys, but that's a WEIRD style clash. Hell even if it's bad I just wanna see what that'd be like.

#176 AJ Styles vs #18 Mr Perfect: Hell Yeah!

#175 Sami Zayn vs #19 Bret Hart: Potential classic.

#174 Braun Strowman vs #20 The Mountie: I can see Jacques Rougeau just pissing his pants with fear before selling Braun's intense offense like Murder.

#173 Shinsuke Nakamura vs #21 Roddy Piper: Surprisingly sounds pretty good on paper.

#172 Finn Balor vs #22 Bret Hart: Another amazing match on paper.

#171 Bobby Lashley vs #23 British Bulldog: Once again, total Hoss fight.

#170 Finn Balor vs #24 Shawn Michaels: Oooh boy, this is a match where you wouldn't wanna Blink when watching it.

#169 Bobby Lashley vs #25 Marty Jannetty: SQUASH

#168 Dean Ambrose vs #26 Shawn Michaels: I see Moxley against HBK playing out a lot like Michaels vs Austin.

#167 Seth Rollins vs #27 Razor Ramon (Also #165 vs #29): Rollins against Prime Scott Hall sounds sick. I vibe with it hard.

#166 Dolph Ziggler vs #28 Diesel: Ziggler pulls a lot of his classic heel tactics before ultimately eating a Jackknife.

#164 The Miz vs #30 Jeff Jarrett (Also #140 vs #54): I won't lie, this is actually kind of a dream match. I mean the wrestling itself wouldn't be spectacular but both of these guys are such amazing Heat magnets that the storytelling would be top-notch.

#163 Roman Reigns vs #31 Jeff Jarrett: This is pre tribal chief, so Roman is sadly the boring Big Dog Babyface while Double J is trying to add some heat.

#162 The Miz vs #32 Razor Ramon (Also #158 vs #36): everything I said about Miz vs Jarrett applies here as well.

#161 Dean Ambrose vs #33 Jeff Jarrett: Could be...fine?

#160 The Miz vs #34 Shawn Michaels: I don't think this ever happened before since by the time in the company where Michaels was still active, Miz was still just finding his footing. That being said, this could be pretty solid.

#159 Dolph Ziggler vs #35 Dean Douglas: Low key a dream match, ngl.

#157 Zack Ryder vs #37 Goldust: I feel like these guys might've wrestled each other at some point in the Early 2010's

#156 Kevin Owens vs #38 Goldust: Could either be a comedy match or a sleeper hit. Would definitely watch.

#155 Dean Ambrose vs #39 Ahmed Johnson: This would have to be a Hardcore match just to make it watchable, and hope to god Mox doesn't get injured.

#154 Kevin Owens vs #40 Marc Mero: Ooh, now that would actually be a sleeper hit.

#153 Ryback vs #41 Triple H: Booooriiiinnnnggg

#152 Daniel Bryan vs #42 Rocky Maivia: This is before Rock turned heel so the story would be bland but the wrestling would be solid. Danielson vs Prime Rock would probably be far better

#151 Bad News Barrett vs #43 Owen Hart: Very interesting. This could actually be borderline shoot-style with Barrett throwing those nasty Elbows while Owen takes him to the mat.

#150 Dolph Ziggler vs #44 Steve Austin(Also #148 vs #46): Classic setup. Ziggler is running his mouth nonstop only to eat a Stunner and a middle finger to the face.

#149 Luke Harper vs #45 Owen Hart: Another possible hidden gem.

#147 The Miz vs #47 The Rock: Amazing promos leading to an Okay match.

#146 Dolph Ziggler vs #48 Triple H: Pretty sure this happened at some point between '09- '10

#145 The Miz vs #49 Ken Shamrock: Miz gets totally wrecked and taps out to the Ankle Lock.

#144 Bad News Barrett vs #50 Val Venis: Could actually be a good time.

#143 Big E vs #51 Road Dogg: Big E crushes Road Dogg for all of his showboating.

#142 Curtis Axel vs #52 Goldust: This is a straight up match you'd see on Main event in 2015

#141 Wade Barrett vs #53 The Godfather: Not bad but nothing spectacular.

#139 Wade Barrett vs #55 Edge: I completely forgot about Edge's 1 day house show reign. Lol. Again, not much to say other than Pretty good.

#138 Kofi Kingston vs #56 Jeff Jarrett: I actually like this a lot. Double J is an amazing Heel and Kofi is one of the best Babyfaces the company ever had.

#137 The Miz vs #57 D-Lo Brown: Vibe with this one a lot too.

#136 Christian vs #58 Jeff Jarrett: Already happened in TNA

#135 Cody Rhodes vs #59 Chyna: That's just Random.

#134 The Big Show vs #60 Chris Jericho: Already happened plenty of times

#133 Cody Rhodes vs #61 Chris Jericho and Chyna: Cody has already faced Jericho and I still don't know how Cody vs Chyna would go.

#132 Ezekiel Jackson vs #62 Chris Jericho: Did this ever happen in the early 2010's? If not then Jericho would definitely be trying to make big Zeke look like a million bucks at least.

#131 Wade Barrett vs #63 Kurt Angle: Ooh,I actually like this one a lot too.

#130 Kofi Kingston vs #64 Chris Benoit (Also #128 vs #66): This would be straight up Fantastic.

#129 Dolph Ziggler vs #65 Chris Jericho: Already happened

#127 Drew Mcintyre vs #67 Rikishi: This is before Drew would really reach his stride, but I still think it could be decent.

#126 John Morrison vs #68 Val Venis: Morrison forgets gravity exists while Val is tossing him around like a Rag doll and even does some flying of his own. This would actually be an interesting encounter.

#125 Rey Mysterio vs #69 Chyna: Chyna tosses Rey around like a Rag doll. It's actually kinda cool seeing an intergender match where the man is actually the underdog.

#124 Chris Jericho vs #70 Eddie Guerrero: Already happened

#123 Rey Mysterio vs #71 Billy Gunn: I could be wrong but I *THINK* they might've faced each other at some point on Smackdown in '03. If I am wrong, it'd be another good David vs...not necessarily Goliath but still bigger than him match.

#122 JBL vs #72 Chris Benoit: Already Happened

#121 CM Punk vs #73 Chris Jericho: Damn it, already happened again.

#120 William Regal vs #74 Triple H: Okay we're starting to hit a lull here. Not even bad matches, they just happened already.

#119 Santino vs #75 Jeff Hardy: Did this happen on Raw at any point between '07-'09?

#118 Kofi Kingston vs #76 Triple H: Surprisingly NO, this hasn't happened before. This could be a solid match with Kofi as the Plucky Babyface against the master of burials Triple H...as long as Triple H doesn't pull the metaphorical shovel out.

#117 Chris Jericho vs #77 Kane (Also #102 vs #92): Oh come on...

#116 Jeff Hardy vs #78 Albert: Pretty standard Jeff Hardy vs Big man match.

#115 Umaga vs #79 Lance Storm: Oh hell yeah, Just like that we're cooking again!

#114 Santino vs #80 Edge: Edge beats Santino easily

#113 Umaga vs #81 Christian: Once again they surprisingly never faced each other in a singles match. Could be another fun match.

#112 Jeff Hardy vs #82 Edge (Also #110 vs #84): Goes without saying.

#111 Johnny Nitro vs #83 Test: Solid Big man/little man match.

#109 Johnny Nitro vs # 85 William Regal: Regal continuously hinders Johnny's high flying by out wrestling him.

#108 Shelton Benjamin vs #86 Rob Van Dam (Also #106 vs #88): Already happened.

#107 Rob Van Dam vs #87 Eddie Guerrero: Ditto

#105 Ric Flair vs #89 Chris Benoit: I'm sounding like a broken record...

#104 Carlito vs #90 Rob Van Dam: Only happened once surprisingly. Pretty good.

#103 Shelton Benjamin vs #91 Chris Jericho: check ✅

#101 Edge vs #93 Triple H: Seen it.

#100 Randy Orton vs #94 Christian: Been there done that.

#99 Rob Van Dam vs #95 Booker T: Done that Been there.

#98 Chris Jericho vs #96 Christian: This is getting tiring.

And that just leaves #97 Rob Van Dam by himself.

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u/CJtheHaasman — 2 months ago

Complete DVD collection

I've got a big mix of Movies, Cartoons, Anime, Sitcoms, Wrestling, and a couple Documetaries. Some I've had since childhood, many I collected from Thrift shops/Walmart/eBay etc.

u/CJtheHaasman — 2 months ago

Building a 2000's Nickelodeon channel on Media wave.

I've been loving Mediawave2000 on my computer, and I'm trying to build a 2000's Nickelodeon channel to watch on it. (So far I've got one for MTV cartoons, one for Movies and one for Anime.)

WCOfun is what I'm using to download the cartoons. (SpongeBob, Jimmy Neutron, Back at the Barnyard, Mr Meaty, Danny Phantom, El Tigre, etc.)

But does anyone know where I can download Episodes of some of the sitcoms? Namely:

-Drake and Josh

-Icarly

-Zoey 101

Thankfully I can find all of Ned's Declassified on archive.org.

If anyone can like me a good website to download the other shows please let me know.

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u/CJtheHaasman — 2 months ago

Ranting about Country folk

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So, I grew up in the Texas hill country, or as I like to call it "Karentown USA".

I mean the place is infested with rodeo-clown-looking Dolly Parton wannabes who talk like Yosemite Sam on Helium and Scoff at you for not being a mind reader. Except if I could I'd find nothing in there but George Strait lyrics and margarita recipes.

They're what I like to call "Grassy-Asses", White Women obsessed with Mexican food.

I mean, I'm surprised that the government hasn't declared every restaurant there a biohazard cuz of the constant stench of tacky perfume and Enchilada farts.

Plus they're usually married to these Neanderthals whose brains never matured past that of a Kindergarten bully. Like, you know how 14 year old girls are with their Shoes? That's how 41 year old Texans are with their Bourbon.

I'm just glad my Dad's from Oklahoma and my Mom's from Utah, cuz if I had Texan parents, I'd probably only exist nowadays as a Facebook Memorium.

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u/CJtheHaasman — 2 months ago

Scooby Doo Villain Battle Royale

Now this isn't gonna be between the crooks in masks, this is a big Brawl between the Actual Monsters/Ghosts/Supervillains throughout the Scooby Doo franchise.

Each Villain has access to their entire Arsenal and has back up from their Henchmen. (Example: Scrappy has the Spooky island demons, Sarah has the giant Turkey and the Pumpkin monster, etc.)

(I'm not including the Evil Entity from Mystery Incorporated because that would not be fair at all).

The lineup is:

-Simone, Lena and Jacques (Zombie Island)

-Ben and Sarah Ravencroft (Witch's Ghost)

-Phantom Virus (Cyber Chase)

-Scrappy Doo (2002 live action film)

-Dr Jacobo (Monsters Unleashed)

-The Black Samurai (Samurai Sword)

-Dr Phibes (Shaggy and Scooby Doo get a Clue)

-The Amazing Krudsky (Goblin King)

-Dracula (Reluctant Werewolf)

Who wins this Monstrous battle Royale? Also if there's any characters I'm missing, please let me know

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u/CJtheHaasman — 3 months ago

Retail Jobs

I'm moving there in September and was wondering what retail Jobs are actually hiring. (Cashiering, Stocking, Managers, etc.)

I've got 5 years of experience here in Texas and I'll be living with Family, so rent will be much cheaper, plus I'm single with no kids to worry about. Pretty much as soon as I get there I'm going to start sending applications left and right. I just wanna know if there's any openings/suggestions.

Yes I've looked at places like indeed and LinkedIn, but I've seen quite a few instances of there being listings when the places aren't actually hiring.

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u/CJtheHaasman — 3 months ago

Team Rocket vs Buggy Pirates (Pokemon vs One Piece)

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Jessie, James and Meowth are floating over the ocean in their hot Air balloon.

James: "Jessie, we've been floating aimlessly for hours and no sight of anything but Water."

Meowth: "Let alone the Twoip an' his Pikachu. Do you even know where we're goin'?"

*Jessie bonks both of them on the head with a frying pan as her head grows larger for comedic emphasis*

Jessie: "You two Slowpoke-brains were supposed to bring the map! Now we're completely lost!"

???: CHOP-CHOP CANNON!!!

The balloon is suddenly slashed and sent flying.

Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

The balloon crash lands onto the deck of a Circus-Themed Pirate ship. Buggy confronts them, flanked by Alvida and Mr 3.

Buggy: "Well what have we here? A trio of morons daring to float their cat-shaped balloon in my view? You should know these waters belong to the Great CAPTAIN BUGGY?!"

Meowth: "I don't think ya know who you're messing wit', ya freak show reject!"

Jessie: "For that we shall claim this Vessel. Prepare for Trouble!"

James: "Make it Double!"

*Buggy cuts them off mid-motto.*

Buggy: "Knock off the poetry and eat this MUGGY BALL!"

Buggy Fires a Muggy ball, only for it to be blocked by Jessie's-

*WAAAHHH-BUFET!!!*

Buggy, Alvida, Mr 3 and the rest of the crew prepare for battle. Meowth gets his claws ready as Jessie and James send out their Pokemon.

(For the sake of this battle, Team Rocket have access to full teams. Jessie has Seviper, Yanmega, Swoobat, Gourgeist, Mimikyu and of course Wobbufet. James has Carnivine, Mime Jr, Morpeko, Amoongus, Yamask and Inkay.)

FIGHT!!!!

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u/CJtheHaasman — 3 months ago

One Wagyu Beef burger with Korean BBQ Sauce, the other a brisket patty with Refried Beans, Sriracha and Mexican blend cheese. (I call it a Taco Burger)

u/CJtheHaasman — 4 months ago

Which Duo of fictional Idiots could win on Amazing Race?

Pretty simple setup, In an alternate universe, Season 39's contestants are all teams of Stoners, Slackers and Dumbasses from various Media. And they are:

Team 1: Jay and Silent Bob

Team 2: Cheech and Chong

Team 3: Harold and Kumar

Team 4: Harry and Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)

Team 5: Beavis and Butthead

Team 6: The Dude and Walter (The Big Lebowski)

Team 7: Bojack and Todd (Bojack Horseman)

Team 8: Wayne and Garth (Wayne's World)

Team 9: Charlie and Frank (It's always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Team 10: Bill and Ted

Team 11: JB and KG (Tenacious D)

Plus to make things Interesting: The contestants are can't *kill* each other...But they are allowed to Hit each other

Which one of these teams can somehow manage to beat every Puzzle and Challenge to win the Million Dollar Jackpot?

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u/CJtheHaasman — 4 months ago

My Coworker said he's never seen such a difference in taste between the Bottle and the can.

I like the taste of Dirty mountain dew much better in the can than the bottle. I think there's some weird scientific reason why the taste is affected by the material of the container but it's true.

My coworker at first thought this flavor was disgusting and I simply asked if he tried the bottle or the can. Today at work I brought two cans from my twelve pack so he could try one. He poured it in a cup so he could hand me it back if he didn't like it. He literally said "What the fuck, that's actually not bad."

Does anybody else notice this or feel the same?

u/CJtheHaasman — 5 months ago