u/CaptKonami

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"It's important that I protect my balls."

"I shit in the milk of the whore who gave birth to you."

"I'm just a normal girl empowered by the Ancient One's call."

"Just put your hand in mine and be reborn in a blink."

"Tell me what those legs are for? You could use six more."

"Everybody shout: 'World Domination!'"

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"How do I live without my name? I gave you my soul; leave me my name!"

“Until an hour before the Devil fell, God thought him beautiful in Heaven.”

“I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again.”

"You are pulling down heaven and raising up a whore."

“What work you do! It's strange work for a Christian girl to hang old women!”

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"Ten is the largest! No number is larger than ten!"

"Oh Mother Lord Gaia, it will be a slaughter!"

"The prisoner of war yetn't† realise he is in a war."

"You recognised the legend and honoured it with fear!"

"You should have been at a music festival, or canoeing with your funny oar!"

"Stop!"

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†for clarification, "yetn't" means "does not yet"

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"A beneficent and omnipotent god would not have made a life cycle like this."

"Contains 0% fruit juice and 30% aloe vera juice"

"While 'the seashore' is more accurate in this translation, native speakers would prefer to say 'the coast' instead."

"What would you like to order from the restaurant?"

"Be sure to drink plenty of water."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"You can not donate blood until your bruise goes away."

"Make all the beautiful pottery you want, Dick-In-Ass Guy, we'll always know what you're best at."

"Trixie is just so great and powerful; she's impossible to resist."

"I used my magic to turn my friend into a flesh cube."

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"I'm sending you to Earth, but without wings, so no one suspects you are angels."

"We're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship!"

"They've started censoring the private parts of a drone."

"Translate this if you like mozzarella sticks or like to hear men whimper."

"The feeling of the madness was like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"There are starfish glued to nets that are nailed to the wall."

"Fearful avoidant disorganised attachment"

"Please excuse my dope-ass stallion."

"Blood is pouring from my music hole."

"So patch me up, I think I'm broken."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"What are you staring at?"

"My brother is just another me."

"Would you like to use Rock Smash?"

"Please, stay right here and enjoy the crab rangoon."

"You had one job: stop the bus, not kill the bus."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"Twilight, you shouldn't hit the books, you should just read them."

"And then I said 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?'"

"To Twilight it's numbers in the paper, to Cadence it's the letters from her husband, to Luna it's guns and tanks. But to me, it's my little ponies."

"Chaos is reigning everywhere, why would I intervene?"

"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!!"

"Is there a book about being a princess I should read?"

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"After 6-8 hours of not smoking, carbon monoxide and oxygen levels in the blood have normalised."

"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"In terms of attraction, we have no attraction."

"What is the morality of entering a lesbian relationship with your evil sister to get revenge on a tree?"

"A child's bucket of toys"

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"May the music passing through this device somehow help to bring just a little more peace to this troubled world."

"Angels are everywhere, we made them."

"How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

"God is in the wires."

"Angels and computers have compatible software, by the way; they're made of the same stuff."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."

"Everybody needs a robot."

"Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone."

"Is this the first person to be actually tangibly racist against machines?"

"Her only organic parts are her brain and spinal cord."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"His Imperial Majesty has graciously allowed his mother to rule once again."

"I hope you slept well."

"The girl was glad that he found her irresistible."

"The dog was still sleepy and considered taking a nap."

"I think you have your feet on backwards."

"Stop!"

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Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"The cat refused to come inside even though it was raining."

"I accidentally left my phone in the fridge this morning."

"If you see Emma later, could you give her this book?"

"Nobody expected the small team to win the competition."

"After finishing the report, he went for a long walk by the river."

"Stop!"

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Tell me about what your conlang's name means, where it comes from. What about your people as well? Who are they? What do they call themselves?

For me: "Makja" means "Good Speech" (literally "speech-good"). The speakers call themselves "ha jaba", which means "moon people" (lit. "person moon"). They call themselves "moon people" because they come from Earth's second moon.

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"When you go ashore, make sure to watch towards the islet."

"That girl, the one where it will rain frogs if you whisper her name twelve times in her presence, turns out to have worms for toes!"

"These ancient leaders used to have socialist ideas; there were no fences, no title deeds to hand over."

"The whimsy of it all, I can't get enough of it."

"I thought you were William Afton, because damn, you slay!"

"There's a point in your skinsuit collection when you really have to start admitting that you have a problem."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!