u/CaptKonami

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"Not everyone gets out of the car."

"Whack! You've been whacked by a wet trout!"

"We can trip or take a trip."

"You can't push it that hard, it's not a moon rocket."

"Fist my bump."

"There is a race of red-haired barbarian giants who live in the desert and mountains to the west of the Middle Kingdom."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"It's about a British man with an extensive fork collection who reviews tinned fish with his dog named King Arthur."

"I am feeling very ill and can not move."

"She ate a sardine-only diet for seventy days."

"The captain of the fishing boat caught a shark!"

"The dinner is a sausage on a bun that has been covered with cream cheese and topped with caramelised onions."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

This Thursday's checkpoint brought to you by u/Lillie_Aethola

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"I'm forbidden to produce milk In Cyber land, we only drink diet coke."

“In 525,600 minutes - how do you measure a year in the life?”

“We're not gonna pay last year's rent, this year's rent, next year's rent.”

“I'll forego your rent and on paper guarantee.”

“The Tango Maureen, it's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round”

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

This Thursday's checkpoint brought to you by u/Lillie_Aethola

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"I'm so grateful for science."

"As the priestess, I am but a servant of the gods."

"Rats are a good source of protein, but we're not here for a meal."

"My husband may roar like a lion, but inside he is a kitten."

"I'm a huge fan of yours!"

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"No, I'm not saying that to be your friend, I'm saying it to have sex with you."

"I got a plush beaver on the way home from my appointment."

"I'm very drunk."

"The tongue is mightier than the sword."

"8 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroin"

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"All we will be doing today is repeatedly washing and draining our crawfish in regular old water."

"Mama, I love you, but you've got to stop doing things like this."

"Really?! You had to join my school?! What is wrong with you?!"

"Stop staring at me with those big bug eyes, you creepy little bastards."

"I was handmade by some weirdo in his bedroom."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"I know I've let you down."

"So with sadness in my heart, I feel the best thing I could do is end it all and leave forever."

"It all returns to nothing. It all comes tumbling down."

"Everything that matters to me matters in this world."

"I wish that I could turn back time because now the guilt is all mine."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I would have been married a long time ago."

"Where did you come from? Where did you go?"

"He came to town like a midwinter storm."

"He rode through the fields so handsome and strong."

"His eyes were his tools and his smile was his gun, but all he had come for was having some fun."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!