ALERT: REVELATION THAT THE ADMINISTRSTION HAS STRATIGIZED DROPPING TACTICAL NUKES ON IRAN
Well, for all the talk about food storage and emergency planning, we are definitely living in the era of the Waldo episode timeline from black mirror.
If anyone has any information to report about the nuclear fallout and impending collapse, please, by all means care to explain.
Last meal before the collapse? I'll take about a dozen fried vegetable egg rolls and an ice cold glass of freshly cracked coconut water.
Damn, I was looking forward to the MCU X MEN movie...