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My bf is quite literally stuck in the ladder
▲ 451 r/whatdoIdo

My bf is quite literally stuck in the ladder

Got a hundred frantic texts this morning to come downstairs. Found this dummy like this. He says he wanted to see if he could fit and went in legs first. I am out of ideas, but the man can’t get out

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 6 hours ago
▲ 38 r/BALLET

I got stuck behind the barre….

Hello everyone- taking my first college dance course, I’ve always loved ballet from a distance so I wanted to try and immerse myself in it. Well, on my second day of prep class, the teacher wanted the whole class to do a minute long improv at the same time.

I had the bright idea to slide behind the barre, facing the mirror, legs first. Long story short, my bum got caught between the two bars and I couldn’t move. The entire class stopped, everyone tried to get me out. Giving directions, pushing, pulling. But I was stuck stuck. After like fifteen minutes they called the custodians to come and unscrew the barre so I could be free but… the damage is done. I was in there for a half hour. Will I ever live this down? Has this happened to other people? lol.

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u/CertainlyNotKnew — 8 hours ago

Word to the wise- do not try out the playground equipment in your free time. You will get stuck.

The fire department will come. And your students will find out who is responsible for the destroyed equipment 😭

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 9 hours ago

Word to the wise- do not try out the playground equipment in your spare time. You will get stuck.

The fire department will come. And your students will find out who is responsible for the destroyed equipment 😭 picture in comments

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u/CertainlyNotKnew — 11 hours ago
▲ 388 r/TheInbetweeners+2 crossposts

No big deal, just the time I got stuck in a trash can and had to be cut out

It was a dare, ok???? Yes the fire department came. Yes I was known as Trash Can Girl. If you have also gotten stuck now is your time to make me feel slightly better.

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 11 hours ago

You’re never too old to get stuck in a playground

Sharing the most *vulnerable* moment of my life. Why do I feel like this is a millennial experience? If you’ve ever gotten stuck now’s the time to spill it, my ego can’t take being alone in this.

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 13 hours ago

The time I got so stuck in a playground that I had to be cut out

If you have also ever gotten stuck you better spill it now, my ego can only take so much!!

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 14 hours ago
▲ 14 r/tifu

TIFU by getting stuck in my old school’s window and having to get cut out by the fire department

Pictures in the comments. Best caption wins.

I’ll keep this brief because the memory is still kinda painful but yeah, I’m 29M and was visiting my hometown. My old high school is getting demolished so some friends and I thought it would be fun to get drunk and break back in for old times sake. Yeahhhhhh well when we got there we were fairly drunk, and the places was absolutely locked up like a prison.

I saw these metallic squares in the window and my drunk brain thought I would have absolutely no problem fitting. I managed to get my shoulders through but my birthing hips got stuck, couldn’t get my ribs back out. I was so stuck. Nothing could get me out, so after an hour my friends called the fire department, who arrived with the police. All in all I end up with a fine and a bill for the window. And new nicknames from my friends for the rest of my life. Truly embarrassing. Has anyone else ever gotten stuck???
TLDR I got wedged in a window and got cut out

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u/CertainlyNotKnew — 17 hours ago

From personal experience, know you are never too old to get stuck in a playground

Yes, it was a dare. Yes, I had to be cut out and pay for the damages. And yes I learned my lesson.

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 7 days ago

Ever had a student get stuck in something?

Just dealt with this today- had a senior boy go legs first through the back of his chair- couldn’t get his shoulders through, and his bum was stuck on the other side. Had to call three custodians down to unscrew him out of the chair. I was hiding my laughter the entire time. Has this happened to anyone else?

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u/CertainlyNotKnew — 8 days ago

The time I got stuck in a window

Sophomore year of college. Firefighters cut me out. Known as the window girl from then on out. If you’ve ever gotten stuck, now’s your time to fess up, because I need the solidarity.

u/CertainlyNotKnew — 10 days ago