u/Clear_Ambition6004

(Not looking for interpretation help, just wanted to share!!)

I try to do self-readings for specific questions sparingly. First, I’ll attempt to weigh the pros and cons myself…but when I still don’t have an answer, I’ll ask my cards.

And when I do finally ask my cards, she always gives me clear and direct advice! Even if it’s not what I want to hear, I’m still always grateful!

I am at a life changing point in my life currently and have been torn between two paths. Neither one had blatant cons…they were just very different! After performing this reading, I think it’s CLEARLY OBVIOUS which path I should choose!

Question: “Which path should I choose and what is the outcome for each path, should I follow it?”

Path A: Two of Swords (Reversed)
Outcome: 9 of Wands (Reversed), Lovers (Reversed)

Path B: The Star
Outcome: The World, 8 of Cups

First, thank you for speaking your mind. You didn’t just ask a question. You asked for changes. And honestly? That’s really brave.

LOL JK 🤪

Okay so this is our number one most requested rule. And while we always try our best to listen to and accommodate your concerns- respectfully I don’t think y’all understand how much work this would be for us.

Don’t get me wrong! We also loathe ai slop!!!

But we work for free lol. And we’re already drowning in birth chart posts (among other things).

Having to play Sherlock and investigate whether or not a post is AI (and then arguing with the OP if they claim it’s not) is a can of horrors we’d rather not open.

We DO encourage you to shame obvious ai posts in the comments though!!

I’ve also made an “ai slop” post flair. So if something is blatantly ai, myself or my other mods will POSSIBLY switch the flair to that (at their desecration. Again we’re working for free lol with bigger fish to fry).

Please feel free to custom report slop with “ai” and we’ll try to change the post flair (REPORTING FOR AI DOES NOT MEAN THE POST WILL BE REMOVED).

We love you! And appreciate you understanding <3

Xoxo,
Your shit mod team

Is this too much? Idk and idc I made them anyways so enjoy <3

I made this btw!

I hate to be a broken record but birth chart posts are going to be our 13th reason.

You may think “I barely see chart posts” and for that: you’re welcome!

We were lenient for a while and simply deleted posts that violated rule 1, but it’s gotten to the point that we will now be enforcing a 7 day ban.

In addition to this, repeat offenders or accounts in violation of rules 2&3 are subject to a permanent ban.

What’s Okay ✅
- Celebrity Natal Charts
- Meme Posts Describing Personal Placements (“My Sun Sign be like”)
- Broad Placement Discussion Posts (What’s your X sign and how do you do X)

What’s NOT Okay ❌
- Personal Natal/Transit/Synastry Charts (yours or someone you know)
- Chart/Placement Questions (What does it mean if I have an X Sun and X Moon)
- Selfies

We have our sister subs listed in our “About” page that are more than happy to answer these questions!

As always: This is a community and while our Mod Team does their best to remove these posts, we also rely on YOU to report them!!

Xoxo,
Your Shit Mod Team 🖤

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A few things before you BITE MY HEAD OFF in the comments:

*Dick Greyson/Nightwing: Dick has multiple birthdays but I used his canon birthday from the Young Justice storyline. His birth place is also debated because his parents were in a traveling circus. I used Newsom, New Jersey for his birthplace because Gotham is canonically set in New Jersey.

*Haymitch: District 12 is canonically the Appalachian region of the United States (Pamen is set in the US in case you didn’t know). I chose Morgantown, West Virginia as his birthplace because West Virginia is widely considered the heart of coal mining in the Appalachians.

For his birth year I did 2270 based on the following:
“In an early draft of The Hunger Games film script, the events of the series are said to take place 300 years into the future. Considering that the film was released in 2012, this would mean that the trilogy begins around 2312, and 1 ADD would correspond to the year 2238”

(So if The 74th Hunger Games takes place in 2312, and Haymitch competed at 18 in The 50th Quarter Quell in 2288, this makes his birth year 2270)

*Hermione: A major plot point for her character is her hair and the fact she’s a mud blood. I won’t be elaborating further but iykyk

I made these at like 2am yesterday and forgot to post 💔

u/cuntaloupemelon joined the astrologymemes mod team June of last year, but even before this she was a ✨pillar✨ of our community!!!

Not only is she one of the best mods Reddit has ever seen, an incredible and knowledgeable astrologer, and the greatest Meme Queen I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing….she’s just an all around intelligent, hilarious, and exquisite human being!!

I speak for all of us when I say our lives are better because you were born!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNTALOUPE!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO! 💖

[Reposting this for new members!!!]

You’ve probably seen people with their astrological signs under their username, here’s a guide on how to add yours 🖤 (click to enlarge images)

August 12th is quite possibly the most powerful day of 2026.

A Total Solar Eclipse, The Perseids meteor shower at its peak (northern hemisphere), a spectacular six planetary alignment (Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Uranus, Saturn, and Neptune), as well as the New Moon.

In a rare concurrence, the Sun and Moon will both be in the Sign of Leo. This is impactful enough but because the total solar eclipse takes place in the sign of Leo ruled by the Sun the Eclipse Portal becomes especially monumental.

What is the significance of an eclipse in astrology?

Lunar and Solar Eclipses tend to happen within a two week span of each other. The solar eclipse on the 12th will be followed by a lunar eclipse on the 28th.

The time inbetween eclipses is known as an “eclipse portal”. It is a “fated window of destiny” rife with highly karmic events. Abrupt change, monumental forward motion, and chaos are hallmarks of this timeframe. Situations that no longer serve you may come to an end- jobs, relationships, living situations, or even ways of thinking. Eclipse portals gateways that propel us towards our destiny!

Yes they are an erratic time (especially with Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto in retrograde) but they can also be highly beneficial! If something isn’t working, you’re going to feel it. Changes that happen are often outside of your control but know they are for the better! Best thing you can do is relinquish any need for control and allow the Universe to do her thing (easier said than done lol!)

If you’re feeling anxious or depressed, do some grounding exercises and look at what is fueling those feelings? Maybe it’s time to examine whatever it is and re-evaluate its value in your life.

I’ll put a link to astro-seek’s eclipse in natal chart aspect calculator in the comments! But yeah, buckle up babes! It’s going to be a wild ride!!!!!