u/Clique_Send

This chronicles my first and only attempt to “remote-view” or “astral-project” my consciousness at a predetermined target. I’ve decidedly omitted a large portion of this session and refrained from including any sensitive detailed specifics. As well as, neglected several observed technologies which currently remain outside the scope of public knowledge. Seeing as, I don’t aspire to wake up dead any time soon.

My protocol consists of sensory deprivation, binaural frequencies, controlled breath work and “third-eye” stimulation. It also necessitates drinking some alcohol to effectively quieten “mindfulness”. In addition to supplemental performance enhancers. Namely, ginseng root tea and cadmium red coloured lollies. I believe these stimulants were taken during the StarGate era sessions. Prior to the brown “serum”, developed at Sandia labs.

I conducted a quick google search reconnaissance and determined a target. A remote facility, half-way around the world. It is more a matter of expressed intention directed toward the ideation of said “target”, than it is say following cardinal orientation. Distance and direction doesn’t seem to be a factor.

I succeeded. Beaming in outside of the facility, in a large above ground parking lot. I redirected my intention towards the building’s interior. Through to an unassuming lobby-space. The decor was spartan and appeared to been styled by bureaucrats at some point last century. There were no sign of any security guards present. Neither the reception, nor the checkpoint turnstiles were manned. This struck me as highly unusual and immediately set nerves on edge. Regardless, I pressed on. Passing the lifts and continued along a sprawling hallway. Ignoring countless unremarkable doorways either side of me.

This went on for some time. Eventuating in what appeared to be an old communal food-court. There must have been a hundred people, bunched up and crowded in around each other. Jovially chatting amongst themselves and or gesturing at something of interest pinned to a blue/grey room-divide. I suspect I’d chanced upon some kind of trade-fair for prospective investors. I certainly wasn’t picking up “evil corporation” vibes, nor any indication anything suspicious was afoot.

That very moment, I came to a crashing realisation. I’d let my guard down. Noticing as a nearby woman suddenly froze and hesitantly turned to face me. As she stood there blankly staring at me, I understood.
She had on these peculiarly thick framed smart-glasses. That was how she was able to see my “aura”. Exclaiming, ‘you must be here to apply for a psic (sounds like sick) position. Please, follow me’. Then proceeded to lead me away from the group, toward a quieter corner. Collecting a titanium clipboard with a Perspex sheet attached to it from a nearby table. Insisting I take one quick test, ‘as a formality’. Asking me to identify the face value of a playing card attached to the clipboard. I couldn’t. I projected my intention to the other side of the board. Nothing.

The assignment she’d set out was intentionally dishonest by design. I was struck by an intrusive thought. The answer was assuredly at the forefront of her mind. Why not just take a look? I sensed her passively resisting me from accessing the answer. Then it hits me! An intense vision. Graphic scenes depicting ritual sacrifice. I’m holding a still beating heart. Overcome by an irrepressible urge to tear into it. I do. Zip, I’m out. I ate the heart. Eight of Hearts! She gives me this wicked smile.

Regardless, it appeared she was satisfied with the produced result. Beckoning me to follow her once again to the opposite side of the conference. I queried where she was leading me and she replied with a gesture, ‘Up. That’s why you’re here. Isn’t it?’ Instructing me to stand on a steel plate built into the floor. Initially mistaking the device as industrial scales, but it was in fact some form of teleportation “pad”. I began experiencing a faint low frequency buzzing build up beneath me. Resulting in my field of vision becoming strained and unclear.

Suddenly I was no longer in the facility. Confined in a small dark space. Immediately confronted by the roaring sound of rocketing, all around me. Experientially, it was like being fired out of an enormous cannon. Moments passed, the deafening sounds subsided and the once rocky ride became perfectly smooth. Feeling dismayed that I couldn’t see outside of the “egg”. A panoramic aspect flickered into being, right there in front of me. Providing the most breathtaking aspect from low Earth orbit. Day and night became one. As if the world was fixed in a state of perpetual twilight. It was the most remarkably sublime thing I’ve ever witnessed. And with that realisation, I felt an immense pull. Catapulting my consciousness back into my body.

All in all, bonkers experience to behold. Thought this might make for an entertaining read. I’d be interested in hearing from anyone who has literal hands on experience with any of these technologies. Also, did I get the job? And when can expect my first pay-check 😆